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Joshua Aslan 👁️🌐 @joshuaaslan.bsky.social · 51m

Wentz getting sacked to throw an interception that resulted in a touchdown was *chefs kiss* 🧑‍🍳🤌 💋

Joshua Aslan 👁️🌐 @joshuaaslan.bsky.social · 5h

He also must be protected

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Joshua Aslan 👁️🌐 @joshuaaslan.bsky.social · 6h

That is a very dope bolo

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Joshua Aslan 👁️🌐 @joshuaaslan.bsky.social · 18h

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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 22h

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

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Joshua Aslan 👁️🌐 @joshuaaslan.bsky.social · 21h

Reabsorbed into the Navy wholesale

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Joshua Aslan 👁️🌐 @joshuaaslan.bsky.social · 21h

Kino is German for Cinema.

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Joshua Aslan 👁️🌐 @joshuaaslan.bsky.social · 21h

a man with a serious look on his face says ah i see you 're a person of culture as well

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Joshua Aslan 👁️🌐 @joshuaaslan.bsky.social · 21h

a man in a blue shirt is saying i want you to get the word out there

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Joshua Aslan 👁️🌐 @joshuaaslan.bsky.social · 22h

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Joshua Aslan 👁️🌐 @joshuaaslan.bsky.social · 23h

If you weren't busy with political organizing and living your life I'd say you could do a whole Bit account with it; having him comment on all manner of modern scandals.

It floats through my mind, in David Suchet's voice, every few months.

Joshua Aslan 👁️🌐 @joshuaaslan.bsky.social · 23h

Backed this on launch, check it out.

Cyberpunk Legends KS Ends Soon @nightcrewgames.bsky.social · 23h

5 Days Left To Back! Your support means more opportunities for our small team to go even further! Can you help us break $1M?

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Cyberpunk Legends the official cyberpunk co-op card game. 5 days to go. Over 300 cards, immersive story, 1-4 players, Real Art, No AI!

Joshua Aslan 👁️🌐 @joshuaaslan.bsky.social · 23h

I literally have a career in finance IT because I played hl1 and source mods when you needed to download a zip folder and manually extract it and then follow a readme to our everything in the right spot.

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 1d

Taking off my balaclava to reveal a second, identical balaclava underneath. Everyone at the fusion intelligence center groans at my shit

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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 1d

Xenophon once marched through the freezing snow to lead the Ten Thousand back to Greece. I think you can manage to go to a protest even if that means you get tear gassed and shot with pepper balls. It's sort of fun. It's also your civic duty.

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Joshua Aslan 👁️🌐 @joshuaaslan.bsky.social · 1d

This is the only acceptable modern Poirot adaptation:

holden m. accountable @noahs.bsky.social · Jul 3

hercule poirot: but at ze same time zat captain ‘astings was loading ze guns in ze parlor, madam was in ze RAcial CHATRooms…

sobbing woman: …showing… showing feet

poirot: preCISELy

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Joshua Aslan 👁️🌐 @joshuaaslan.bsky.social · 1d

Define "Perfect Ending"

a man wearing a hat and a suit looks at the camera

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Karl Jacoby @karl-jacoby.bsky.social · 1d

Proud papa moment: my son J published a letter in the @nytimes.com today (in print tomorrow) on the need to think our definitions of autism.

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Joshua Aslan 👁️🌐 @joshuaaslan.bsky.social · 1d

We do need the Dem tea party internal overhaul so this is very good 😊.

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Joshua Aslan 👁️🌐 @joshuaaslan.bsky.social · 1d

Lesbian haircuts are also mother-of-young-children coded. My wife cut her hair super short on the sides and back when our son got to the yanking and pulling phase and kept it that way for 2 years

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