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im 35 year old scp writer Kinch The Knife Blade. im also called jfb mostly. i made gaw with my friends. they. i will outlive my haters, because they are sickly and Weak.
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Scott Adams about to unlock the ultimate hack to "get the hell away from Black people," excited for his breakthrough
January 6, 2026 at 4:43 AM
trying to pick up girls on grindr by asking their cogiati score
January 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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Just discovered the subreddit r/accidentalrockwell and it is delightful
January 4, 2026 at 7:24 PM
i refuse to fucking believe this. ratking did NOTHING wrong
January 5, 2026 at 7:45 AM
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Along with the famous Ball Drop and Firework Shows, Gregg Turkington's Top Ten Best Movies list is a treasured New Year's Tradition...

Find out if your favorite made this year's Top Ten right now on the HEI Network

Read the full blogpost here: heinetwork.tv/2025/12/31/t...
December 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
my first article on the scp wiki in like three years and it’s about two trans lesbians about to bang while one won’t stop referencing an enya song scp-wiki.wikidot.com/if-all-you-t...
If All You Told Was Turned to Gold, If All You Dreamed Was New - SCP Foundation
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
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December 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/fuck-jude for christmas, a friend made me a shortish visual novel about two of my favorite characters. play this game to help Jude “bluntfiend” Kriyot go on a practice date with JJ
December 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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MEDIUM: i will now speak and translate the words of author franz kafka. speak, and his spirit answers
ME: mr. kafka! i love your work. what do you see as the core kafka cinematic universe?
MEDIUM: he is praying you contract tuberculosis
ME: ha ha! tell him we can cure that now. call him a bitch
September 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Oh there's a terrifying man from your nightmares lurking out back? Haha let's go check it out. It's just a dream. Anyway, you go first
December 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
im sure it’s a thoughtful well written essay, but to me hot allostatic load is the essay sex pests post after being called out and cite it as a reason you’re not allowed to be mad at them
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Help!
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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remembered the time I found the font from the final fantasy IX splash screens and went buck wild
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i just saw my dinner with andre and it was fucking FANTASTIC
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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seeing people being like "ehhh Idkkkkk horses DOES sound kinda icky, I get why it was banned" like barely 2 months after a bunch of people kicked up the wildest possible hostile campagn against _itch_ makes me feel like I'm losing my mind lol
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
you ever see an ass so fat and beautiful you want to kill yourself
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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yeah I do! oh you mean tobacco...
tried asking my friends if they knew any girls who did snuff (the tobacco product) and everyone thought i was asking a radically different question
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
tried asking my friends if they knew any girls who did snuff (the tobacco product) and everyone thought i was asking a radically different question
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
this is a bluesky special because we’re twitter mutuals
one time i messaged this Grindr girl after a period of not really talking and she said “hey, I’m really just prioritizing my relationships that get me [meth] right now” and tbh i think of her a lot i hope she’s okay
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
one time i messaged this Grindr girl after a period of not really talking and she said “hey, I’m really just prioritizing my relationships that get me [meth] right now” and tbh i think of her a lot i hope she’s okay
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM