JP
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I talk too much about politics, gaming, football, and wrestling. So, yes, I am essentially still 14. Cis Queer Man, He/Him.
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I never thought I'd reach a point where I believed allowing anonymity on social media sites was something that needed to be banned, but here we are.
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I never thought I'd reach a point where I believed allowing anonymity on social media sites was something that needed to be banned, but here we are.
Well, I must admit to being amazed that Rio Ferdinand, famous for having morals that make a Sewer Rat look divine in comparison, has moved to and is an ardent defender of Dubai.
Completely floored.
Completely floored.
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Well, I must admit to being amazed that Rio Ferdinand, famous for having morals that make a Sewer Rat look divine in comparison, has moved to and is an ardent defender of Dubai.
Completely floored.
Completely floored.
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Laura Loomer is now officially part of the Pentagon press corps.
We live in Idiocracy.
We live in Idiocracy.
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Laura Loomer is now officially part of the Pentagon press corps.
We live in Idiocracy.
We live in Idiocracy.
It's just so shallow. So meaningless.
There is always money for war, never for the poor.
Every penny spent on bombs, tanks and missiles is stolen from our homes, schools and hospitals.
We are not going to take it anymore.
Every penny spent on bombs, tanks and missiles is stolen from our homes, schools and hospitals.
We are not going to take it anymore.
October 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It's just so shallow. So meaningless.
Not to be that person, but there is such a lovely feeling you get when you've done a job well and got thanks for it.
Yay!
Yay!
October 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Not to be that person, but there is such a lovely feeling you get when you've done a job well and got thanks for it.
Yay!
Yay!
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Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
The British burnt it down in an attempt to stifle the Republic.
Trump is demolishing it while attempting the very same thing.
Trump is demolishing it while attempting the very same thing.
JUST IN: The White House has begun DEMOLISHING portions of the East Wing of the White House to build Trump’s $250 million ballroom — despite earlier claiming it wouldn’t “interfere” with the existing White House structure. (Washington Post)
October 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The British burnt it down in an attempt to stifle the Republic.
Trump is demolishing it while attempting the very same thing.
Trump is demolishing it while attempting the very same thing.
They've demolished the White House. I'm actually lost for words.
October 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
They've demolished the White House. I'm actually lost for words.
Ian Watkins.
Now he's a deeper shade of blue.
Now he's a deeper shade of blue.
October 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Ian Watkins.
Now he's a deeper shade of blue.
Now he's a deeper shade of blue.
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There's a quite amazing bug in the newly released #EAFC26 where if the AI scores an own goal, it counts as against you in Moments and you fail the task. 😂
September 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
There's a quite amazing bug in the newly released #EAFC26 where if the AI scores an own goal, it counts as against you in Moments and you fail the task. 😂
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OLIVER: “In Russia, when Putin rose to power, TV satirists were among his first targets… Putin was driven to madness by how he was mocked on a puppet show… the lesson is it’s not safe to let one show slide because there are currently others.”
September 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
OLIVER: “In Russia, when Putin rose to power, TV satirists were among his first targets… Putin was driven to madness by how he was mocked on a puppet show… the lesson is it’s not safe to let one show slide because there are currently others.”
I've had incredibly low level public consciousness for a few times and each time it's amazed me how much this is true.
There was one commentator who was going from article to article covering the immediacy and aftermath of an attack explaining how I'd been violent since school. It's insane.
There was one commentator who was going from article to article covering the immediacy and aftermath of an attack explaining how I'd been violent since school. It's insane.
this is something you just have to live with if you are even barely well-known online; people make up elaborate stories about you in their heads. it will always happen and you cannot give a shit about it, only stomp on it if they try to spread these weird tales to anybody you actually know.
its so strange to be a public figure. people build such elaborate mythologies around you. and im not even like, famous famous
September 19, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I've had incredibly low level public consciousness for a few times and each time it's amazed me how much this is true.
There was one commentator who was going from article to article covering the immediacy and aftermath of an attack explaining how I'd been violent since school. It's insane.
There was one commentator who was going from article to article covering the immediacy and aftermath of an attack explaining how I'd been violent since school. It's insane.
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if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
Thank the heavens something shifted at Konami and they're back to doing what they do best.
September 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Thank the heavens something shifted at Konami and they're back to doing what they do best.
I have never seen a band empty a place more impressively than Artic Roll.
The worst act I have ever seen live. Imagine how low that bar is.
The worst act I have ever seen live. Imagine how low that bar is.
September 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I have never seen a band empty a place more impressively than Artic Roll.
The worst act I have ever seen live. Imagine how low that bar is.
The worst act I have ever seen live. Imagine how low that bar is.
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mike lee allegedly went to law school and passed the bar. aside from stephen king's claim being true, a dead person's estate can't sue for defamation, on account of the fact that a dead person can't suffer an injury to their reputation, because they are dead.
September 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
mike lee allegedly went to law school and passed the bar. aside from stephen king's claim being true, a dead person's estate can't sue for defamation, on account of the fact that a dead person can't suffer an injury to their reputation, because they are dead.
THEY'VE LOWERED THE FLAGS FOR CHARLIE FUCKING KIRK AGAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHABHABBABABABAB
September 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
THEY'VE LOWERED THE FLAGS FOR CHARLIE FUCKING KIRK AGAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHABHABBABABABAB
Man's a White Supremacist.
September 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Man's a White Supremacist.
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Torn between not wanting to say “of fucking course he is” because this is good and quality journalism that deserves respect, and saying “of fucking course he is” because of fucking course he is
EXCLUSIVE - Today the Guardian is publishing the Boris Files
A trove of leaked data from the office of Boris Johnson.
It reveals how Johnson is using the relationships forged in the UK’s highest elected office to facilitate his personal enrichment.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
A trove of leaked data from the office of Boris Johnson.
It reveals how Johnson is using the relationships forged in the UK’s highest elected office to facilitate his personal enrichment.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
What are the Boris Files and what do they reveal about former PM’s conduct?
Leaked material from Johnson’s private office raises serious questions relating to his time in No 10 and since he resigned
www.theguardian.com
September 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Torn between not wanting to say “of fucking course he is” because this is good and quality journalism that deserves respect, and saying “of fucking course he is” because of fucking course he is
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BLOBBY! NOOOOOOOO! :((((((
September 3, 2025 at 9:10 AM
BLOBBY! NOOOOOOOO! :((((((
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