it's Juaners
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I can only promise you good takes (mostly about movies)
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I can only promise you good takes (mostly about movies)
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https://letterboxd.com/juaninja
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Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
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HI! You should watch JIMMY AND BABY! a 20 minute pixel art cartoon: youtu.be/zFbJ94jC1hc?...
JIMMY AND BABY
YouTube video by Paul Robertson
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January 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
HI! You should watch JIMMY AND BABY! a 20 minute pixel art cartoon: youtu.be/zFbJ94jC1hc?...
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i can't believe big tech managed to sour me on the idea of one day having a robot butler. "a little robot butler who does a sarcastic beep when you ask him to get you a soda from the fridge" was an aspirational hope for the future for so many years
February 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
i can't believe big tech managed to sour me on the idea of one day having a robot butler. "a little robot butler who does a sarcastic beep when you ask him to get you a soda from the fridge" was an aspirational hope for the future for so many years
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Yes, Dawson was iconic, but James Van Der Beek was so so so so funny on Don't Trust the B
February 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Yes, Dawson was iconic, but James Van Der Beek was so so so so funny on Don't Trust the B
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definitely one of the more memorable people i ever got to interview, always so nice to be a fan of someone Famous & then realize that they’re actually just a kind guy who is so down to chat like a human being (and indulged me by letting me rave about Don’t Trust The B for like, 20 unbroken minutes)
James Van Der Beek was part of one of the most influential shows of a certain era, a show that loomed large to a certain generation of critics. Beyond that, he was talented, willing to poke fun at himself & seemed like a good man. Extremely sad news. Way, way too young. 💚 people.com/james-van-de...
James Van Der Beek, Dawson's Creek Star and Father of 6, Dies at 48 After Cancer Journey
James Van Der Beek has died after he was diagnosed with stage 3 colorectal cancer in August 2024. The actor was best known for playing Dawson Leery on 'Dawson's Creek'.
people.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
definitely one of the more memorable people i ever got to interview, always so nice to be a fan of someone Famous & then realize that they’re actually just a kind guy who is so down to chat like a human being (and indulged me by letting me rave about Don’t Trust The B for like, 20 unbroken minutes)
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hey we're really working on permissioned data! read the first in a series of posts i'll be doing about our design decisions along the way. this one is about our decision to not do an e2ee system
Permissioned Data Diary 1: To Encrypt or Not to Encrypt
The first in a series of posts about major design decisions along the way to a permissioned data protocol for atproto.
dholms.leaflet.pub
February 11, 2026 at 4:15 PM
hey we're really working on permissioned data! read the first in a series of posts i'll be doing about our design decisions along the way. this one is about our decision to not do an e2ee system
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Overheard just now on the street in LA:
WOMAN (mid-conversation): …but they’re gonna open their relationship.
MAN: Yaaaay!!!
WOMAN (mid-conversation): …but they’re gonna open their relationship.
MAN: Yaaaay!!!
February 11, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Overheard just now on the street in LA:
WOMAN (mid-conversation): …but they’re gonna open their relationship.
MAN: Yaaaay!!!
WOMAN (mid-conversation): …but they’re gonna open their relationship.
MAN: Yaaaay!!!
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Me: I feel like I'm living in Seinfeld
Them: which character?
Me: *obviously frustrated* of course I'm fucking George
Them: which character?
Me: *obviously frustrated* of course I'm fucking George
February 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Me: I feel like I'm living in Seinfeld
Them: which character?
Me: *obviously frustrated* of course I'm fucking George
Them: which character?
Me: *obviously frustrated* of course I'm fucking George
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every post I see logging onto this website every morning
February 11, 2026 at 10:04 PM
every post I see logging onto this website every morning
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Dentist: Have you been flossing?
Me: *deflects by consulting my burn book of dentist insults* Big talk from a guy who looks at tongues all day
Me: *deflects by consulting my burn book of dentist insults* Big talk from a guy who looks at tongues all day
February 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Dentist: Have you been flossing?
Me: *deflects by consulting my burn book of dentist insults* Big talk from a guy who looks at tongues all day
Me: *deflects by consulting my burn book of dentist insults* Big talk from a guy who looks at tongues all day
still pretty blurry...
February 11, 2026 at 4:45 AM
still pretty blurry...
February 11, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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born to write poetry in the woods. forced to develop compelling, insight-led copy across all channels, from brand platforms and campaigns to social, digital, film, and experiential
February 10, 2026 at 8:36 PM
born to write poetry in the woods. forced to develop compelling, insight-led copy across all channels, from brand platforms and campaigns to social, digital, film, and experiential
why does the uk call sports sport, if math is maths
February 11, 2026 at 2:41 AM
why does the uk call sports sport, if math is maths
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discord betrayed you? lol, I wouldn’t know, I’ve been self-hosting an open source voip server for the past fifteen years. it’s super low-latency and has much better chat tools than whatever your precious “nitro subscription” gets you. and as soon as I make even one friend,
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 PM
discord betrayed you? lol, I wouldn’t know, I’ve been self-hosting an open source voip server for the past fifteen years. it’s super low-latency and has much better chat tools than whatever your precious “nitro subscription” gets you. and as soon as I make even one friend,
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We’re just normal men
February 10, 2026 at 8:59 AM
We’re just normal men
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My now annual list of movies to watch if you love Valentine's Day or hate it is here www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Movies to Watch if You Love (or Hate) Valentine’s Day
Whether you’re thrilled about the holiday or ready to kiss it goodbye, we have great picks for you.
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:39 PM
My now annual list of movies to watch if you love Valentine's Day or hate it is here www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Prepare the fanfare! February’s print will be “Big Butt Skinner!” If you’d like it, check my latest Patreon post! And hey, keep being fabulous.
February 10, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Prepare the fanfare! February’s print will be “Big Butt Skinner!” If you’d like it, check my latest Patreon post! And hey, keep being fabulous.
[opens a draft from 2006]
more like Little Miss SUNDANCE send tweet
more like Little Miss SUNDANCE send tweet
February 10, 2026 at 5:24 AM
[opens a draft from 2006]
more like Little Miss SUNDANCE send tweet
more like Little Miss SUNDANCE send tweet
should have left this one in the draft draft drafts
February 10, 2026 at 4:53 AM
should have left this one in the draft draft drafts