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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 1d

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11h

Mr President please share this video I made of you swallowing a protestor whole and rubbing your big belly. Don’t ask why you’re an anthropomorphic fox wearing a diaper in the video

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onion person @junlper.beer · 12h

trumps strategy of destroying blue states which bring in majority of countries revenue and then also destroying and bringing red states to mass suicide with tariffs doesn’t make much sense so far

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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 6d

Rosie the Ribbiter

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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 17h

Okay fine, proofreading your sign makes ME the facist

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 22h

Big ups to all the beautiful protestors today. Protesting is cool & good. Most of the ICE guys wear masks because they’re famous in the online piss drinking community

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 15h

[suddenly remembers this existed]

poor poor Harmonix

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 18h

looks like the main designer for the ghosts was Everett Peck, who had a pretty distinctive style on the shows he worked on

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everett...

Rugrats (1991)
Duckman (1994)
The Critic (1994)
Jumanji (1996)
Men in Black: The Series (1998)
Godzilla: The Series (1998)
Dragon Tales (1999)
Squirrel Boy (2006)

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 21h

(replying to your post)
I know it’s a joke, but cooking and eating a minion “goggles and all” would be morally wrong even if it’s technically legal

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 20h

CNN talking about the possibility of violence as a guy in a giraffe costume waddles by

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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 20h

Loved this! @mangiotto.bsky.social and his students filling me up with so much hope and optimism!
Find your community people!
Hold each other up!

Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 1d

The incomparable @lillywachowski.bsky.social talking to my film students at @cudenver.bsky.social. packed house. What a fucking treat. What an honor.

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 18h

looks like the main designer for the ghosts was Everett Peck, who had a pretty distinctive style on the shows he worked on

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everett...

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Chris Samnee @chrissamnee.bsky.social · 19h

👴🏻2025 🦇 1989🧒🏻

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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 1d

I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 1d

Before you block the TSA account give the feed a quick cringe-through

"Silence is golden" does not apply at the airport omg plz if you see something say something
September 17, 2025 at 8:58 AM
& Everybody can reply
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Not a doctor but the sharp pain in your foot might go away if you try not hiding a knife in your shoe as you walk through security???
September 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
& Everybody can reply
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*opens email*
"Rocket launcher discovered by
TSA in a checked bag"
Omg please make it stop we are literally begging...
September 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
& Everybody can reply
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"I didn't know it was in there"
Oh, ok so the knife just wrapped itself in tinfoil then...
September 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
® Everybody can reply
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 1d

lol. lmao, even.

The top 20 accounts blocked in the last 24 hours. They're almost entirely US government accounts. And they're catching block numbers that would easily put them in the all-time top blocked list, just in the first day.

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dan @danabra.mov · 1d

honestly i think there was something about the google reader shutdown that in retrospect was a turning point both for google itself and for the broader internet

Jake Bailey @jakebailey.dev · 22d

post about open social don't mention google reader challenge: impossible

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 1d

White House blocked by 303,030 users and counting

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t like getting too political but I do think there should be a King of Time and his Chrono Castle should be in a realm entirely made of clocks, this shouldn’t be controversial

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · Mar 27

I think by now phone keyboards should really be able to tell that I'm hitting the spacebar and not v b n

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 1d

X-Men also pointlessly skips a decade between movies

so Xavier and Magneto go from being:

30 in 1962 (First Class) to
60 in 1992 (Dark Phoenix) to
70 in 2002 (X-Men 1)

they're very well-preserved for a few decades and then it all goes at once

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 1d

does that Science Saru version of Ghost in the Shell have a more specific release date yet

www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2tb...

TVアニメーション『攻殻機動隊 THE GHOST IN THE SHELL』特報第2弾ver.Hajime Sorayama｜2026年放送

YouTube video by サイエンスSARU

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 1d

begging y’all to get a grip

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leaflet.pub @leaflet.pub · 2d

New in Leaflet: Reader! 📬📖👀

Read the latest posts from all publications you subscribe to, and view the list of all your subscriptions too.

leaflet.pub/reader

Excited to flow more fluidly between reading & publishing in Leaflet. We've got ideas to improve Reader; we'd love to hear what you think!

Leaflet Reader page with 'read' tab selected, showing a list of new posts

Leaflet Reader page with 'subscriptions' tab selected, showing a list of publications

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Ryan North? But - he died... 30 years ago this very night!! @ryannorth.ca · 1d

some guy just left the airport bathroom urinals chuckling and saying "that went well" to himself. what is his story

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 1d

in my least rational moments I fantasize about being able to pick between two competing job offers

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZVg...

Monkeys might fly out of my butt

YouTube video by Worst Year

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