Juan-ta Claus? I'm workshopping it
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I can only promise you good takes (mostly about movies)
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was he ever circumcised or did it just keep growing back every time
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in that case, does his pubic hair grow out to the sides in wing shapes or just hang flat
December 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
in that case, does his pubic hair grow out to the sides in wing shapes or just hang flat
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I like that when I joined bluesky it was a place for sickos to not be bothered by Nazis but now it has a reputation for being super libbed up so when I say something like "do you think Wolverine got regular boners or did it pop in and out like his claws" someone will stop by to say "VOTE!"
December 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I like that when I joined bluesky it was a place for sickos to not be bothered by Nazis but now it has a reputation for being super libbed up so when I say something like "do you think Wolverine got regular boners or did it pop in and out like his claws" someone will stop by to say "VOTE!"
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The irony of a text-based social media platform where a lot of people can't be bothered to read
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The irony of a text-based social media platform where a lot of people can't be bothered to read
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I already know what ethnicity I am, I don’t need to go back to Twitter to have people tell me every day
December 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I already know what ethnicity I am, I don’t need to go back to Twitter to have people tell me every day
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I’ve missed the Twitter experience. Over here, when I say hello, nobody responds with “what about black on black crime in Chicago?”
December 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I’ve missed the Twitter experience. Over here, when I say hello, nobody responds with “what about black on black crime in Chicago?”
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DRAM prices mooning will hurt everyone and might cause a consumer tech recession on its own in the next 12 months even without the AI bubble popping.
Hyperscalers are going to jack up prices for cloud resources, electronics manufacturers (Apple, Samsung, etc.) will raise prices, this is gonna hurt.
Hyperscalers are going to jack up prices for cloud resources, electronics manufacturers (Apple, Samsung, etc.) will raise prices, this is gonna hurt.
December 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
DRAM prices mooning will hurt everyone and might cause a consumer tech recession on its own in the next 12 months even without the AI bubble popping.
Hyperscalers are going to jack up prices for cloud resources, electronics manufacturers (Apple, Samsung, etc.) will raise prices, this is gonna hurt.
Hyperscalers are going to jack up prices for cloud resources, electronics manufacturers (Apple, Samsung, etc.) will raise prices, this is gonna hurt.
that special time of year when websites start adding little snowflake effects
December 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
that special time of year when websites start adding little snowflake effects
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Announcing eurosky.social accounts - launching January 2026.
✅ Managed by Eurosky, a European non-profit initiative
✅ Hosted on European cloud
✅ Governed by European law
www.eurosky.social/register
✅ Managed by Eurosky, a European non-profit initiative
✅ Hosted on European cloud
✅ Governed by European law
www.eurosky.social/register
Register for a eurosky.social account - one web identity, dozens of apps — eurosky
www.eurosky.social
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Announcing eurosky.social accounts - launching January 2026.
✅ Managed by Eurosky, a European non-profit initiative
✅ Hosted on European cloud
✅ Governed by European law
www.eurosky.social/register
✅ Managed by Eurosky, a European non-profit initiative
✅ Hosted on European cloud
✅ Governed by European law
www.eurosky.social/register
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The loss of Rob and Michelle is devastating. The stuff of Greek tragedy.
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The loss of Rob and Michelle is devastating. The stuff of Greek tragedy.
thinking again about how strong the first season of Loki was, and how nothing the second season was
December 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
thinking again about how strong the first season of Loki was, and how nothing the second season was
cf. the weirdest bot chat I've had so far
December 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
cf. the weirdest bot chat I've had so far
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
here is my pitch:
midway through the credits of "Hail Caesar," a familiar silhouette at a 1950s diner turns around, revealing the now older face of John Turturro, and seamlessly setting up the next Coen bros movie:
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐤
midway through the credits of "Hail Caesar," a familiar silhouette at a 1950s diner turns around, revealing the now older face of John Turturro, and seamlessly setting up the next Coen bros movie:
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐤
Split end credits scene
YouTube video by Movie Scenes
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December 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
here is my pitch:
midway through the credits of "Hail Caesar," a familiar silhouette at a 1950s diner turns around, revealing the now older face of John Turturro, and seamlessly setting up the next Coen bros movie:
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐤
midway through the credits of "Hail Caesar," a familiar silhouette at a 1950s diner turns around, revealing the now older face of John Turturro, and seamlessly setting up the next Coen bros movie:
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐤
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December 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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you should make placeholder graphics look incredibly shitty!! making a game is a long and complicated process and if you use ai to make placeholders that look finished at a glance you'll probably forget some of it, and then people will scour your whole game and you'll look like a fraud.
December 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
you should make placeholder graphics look incredibly shitty!! making a game is a long and complicated process and if you use ai to make placeholders that look finished at a glance you'll probably forget some of it, and then people will scour your whole game and you'll look like a fraud.
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one more week of work before my first non-unemployed vacation since 2022. unemployed "vacation" didn't really count. the clock still ticks, cage still lowering into the water, the willpower it takes to temporarily ignore it is so draining. best you get is "no point applying/checking email right now"
December 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
one more week of work before my first non-unemployed vacation since 2022. unemployed "vacation" didn't really count. the clock still ticks, cage still lowering into the water, the willpower it takes to temporarily ignore it is so draining. best you get is "no point applying/checking email right now"
two things:
1. I always think Crystal Foxes sounds like the name of a band from 2003
2. in metroid prime 4, the band Crystal Foxes tries to murder you
1. I always think Crystal Foxes sounds like the name of a band from 2003
2. in metroid prime 4, the band Crystal Foxes tries to murder you
a fox is running in front of a large building
Alt: a gif of Crystal Foxes
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December 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
two things:
1. I always think Crystal Foxes sounds like the name of a band from 2003
2. in metroid prime 4, the band Crystal Foxes tries to murder you
1. I always think Crystal Foxes sounds like the name of a band from 2003
2. in metroid prime 4, the band Crystal Foxes tries to murder you
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I was pretty specific and yet people just want to reply to what they wish I’d rather said
THIS… is the Blusky EXPERIEEEEEEENCE
THIS… is the Blusky EXPERIEEEEEEENCE
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I was pretty specific and yet people just want to reply to what they wish I’d rather said
THIS… is the Blusky EXPERIEEEEEEENCE
THIS… is the Blusky EXPERIEEEEEEENCE
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*grabbing a sled and going back outside* snow's haunted with childlike wonder
December 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
*grabbing a sled and going back outside* snow's haunted with childlike wonder
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Being clinically depressed yet confronted with the evidence of just how much you try to create happiness
It’s nice to see, honestly
It’s nice to see, honestly
December 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Being clinically depressed yet confronted with the evidence of just how much you try to create happiness
It’s nice to see, honestly
It’s nice to see, honestly
I get along with everyone's pets but it is odd that we're animals that keep smaller animals indoors
December 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I get along with everyone's pets but it is odd that we're animals that keep smaller animals indoors
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Game trailer begins. An armored marine hefts a rocket launcher and aims at an orc barbarian. A big letter E flies out and blasts a hole through the monster’s spine. And then turns green. Wordle 2
December 13, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Game trailer begins. An armored marine hefts a rocket launcher and aims at an orc barbarian. A big letter E flies out and blasts a hole through the monster’s spine. And then turns green. Wordle 2
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It’s not fair that (mostly) only the Sonic games get to have Knuckles. More series should get him on loan. You should get “Metroid & Knuckles”. “Clair Obscur & Knuckles”. “Madden 2026 & Knuckles”. Really make use of that lock-on technology.
December 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It’s not fair that (mostly) only the Sonic games get to have Knuckles. More series should get him on loan. You should get “Metroid & Knuckles”. “Clair Obscur & Knuckles”. “Madden 2026 & Knuckles”. Really make use of that lock-on technology.