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Jude
@judeinlondon.bsky.social
Writer, Campaigner, Loudmouth. Please hire me I need to pay bills.
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There's a far more important number. It's missing because the Government refuses to record it.

How many people have died in the Channel trying to reach safety since this failed policy was launched.

1-in-1-out will never stop dangerous journeys, because it doesn't create a real, safe alternative.
The numbers that prove the one-in, one-out migrant policy isn't working
Limiting asylum seekers arriving in the UK on small boats is a key issue for the Government
buff.ly
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I didn’t even have to pay him to say this
No UK government should introduce any policy without running it past @judeinlondon.bsky.social first.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Turning 40 today is it? Vile. Don’t remember agreeing to this
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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The British government has chosen to turn a blind eye to the sexual violence, ethnic cleaning and slaughter of civilians by the UAE-armed RSF forces in Sudan.

Another unforgivable dereliction of duty to prevent genocide.
UK rejected atrocity prevention plans for Sudan despite warning of possible genocide
Exclusive: British government adopted ‘least ambitious’ option months before RSF’s massacres in El Fasher
www.theguardian.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Fantastic little vignette about Glinner from today's @vittles.bsky.social newsletter (I highly recommend subscribing btw, if you're in any way interested in food).
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
You had to be there. Sone of us have the screenshots
Did anyone else know about the "Lily Allen put her then-boyfriend's penis in blackface then posted it on twitter with Googly eyes on because she was fighting with Azelia Banks" incident???

Because I only found out about it yesterday and I'm still feeling like...wtf.
November 7, 2025 at 11:15 AM
RIP to based Catholic Guy Fawkes who tried to save us from the twin evils of UK politics and Protestantism.

You fought the good fight brother
November 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Israel is using a 'no war, no peace' Lebanonisation model in Gaza, analysts say.

www.aljazeera.com/features/202...
How Israel is using ‘no war, no peace’ Lebanonisation model in Gaza
Since a 2024 ceasefire with Hezbollah, Israel has attacked Lebanon almost daily. Now, the pattern is repeating in Gaza.
www.aljazeera.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Me sending a text to @stefgotbooted.bsky.social knowing he won’t even check Signal for another 3 months
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Which channel please?
November 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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I missed this last week. The new English index of income deprivation includes UC working households who are on low-incomes AFTER HOUSING COSTS.

This is a big deal technically & means we now have a hyper local measure of LIVING STANDARDS not just incomes.

www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Almost all children in 73 areas of England live in low-income households
New official measures show levelling up attempts have failed to shift high levels of deprivation
www.theguardian.com
November 3, 2025 at 10:57 AM
No let them sleep and take advantage to post like there’s no tomorrow
Wake the bluesky team, they are gonna be busy banning people today
November 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Ding Dong
The bald cunt’s gone
November 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Where were you when you celebrated the news of Dick Cheney hopping a train to hell
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Parappa the Rapper
Hey Nerds and Geeks, What’s the first game that comes to mind?
October 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Waiting to see if Barney Ronay will call the tel Aviv police antisemitic and blame this on Zack Polanski as well the daft cunt
October 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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sorry to do this but looking to get £100 together if anyone wants to help. overdrafts are a pain!

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October 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Once I turn 40 I reckon my midlife crisis will either be finally launching this fucking podcast OR becoming a therapist
October 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I think my dog thinks that we, the collective family, are his servants and he is some kind of 16th century French king he genuinely thinks he can tell us off
October 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I think it’s very rude that I’m turning 40 in two and a half weeks, an age I don’t remember consenting to be
October 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You don’t need to pretend racist violent hooligans are uWu smolbean baby’s first football game day trippers just because they’re Israeli. Have some dignity.
October 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
ready?? OK!
bring it? we never stopped #25yearslater
October 11, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I don’t mean to brag but I did a dance class for the first time since the pandemic and I, as the kids say, ate that shit UP
October 11, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Burnt myself out last week and I honestly don’t think it was remotely appreciated and that’s made me feel super sad in ways I can’t figure out.

But I might just be super sick and being dramatic whomst can say
October 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I wish someone would run him over. Repeatedly. 15 months this fat headed porcine faced motherfucker has been in No10 and I can’t recall a time when this country was more racist and the govt more comically cruel.
October 2, 2025 at 10:13 AM