Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy
@juljohnston.bsky.social
Aka r/julbug76, nicetryfed Tumblr/Discord. She/her. Monkeyvellian genius. The rare Gen-Xer who is glad she never has to drink out of a hose again because that wasn't that great tbh.
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"Thisisthebestdayofmylife"
"That's so nice, thank you!"
"That's so nice, thank you!"
I freaking love @onedappercat.bsky.social. The tarot cards are gorgeous and I've just ordered the prints because, well, look at them. 🥰😍
My tarot decks are on deep discount to get money for vet bills. If you are shopping for a #goodomens fan for Xmas please consider supporting me. Also have art prints and desk pets. If you see stuff you want on Etsy but want to do direct support, I will do custom bundles on KoFi. Links in 🧵
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I freaking love @onedappercat.bsky.social. The tarot cards are gorgeous and I've just ordered the prints because, well, look at them. 🥰😍
I had to rearrange my Pops to make space for my newest beloveds. Thank you, @smudgeandfrank.bsky.social they are so freaking adorable!
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I had to rearrange my Pops to make space for my newest beloveds. Thank you, @smudgeandfrank.bsky.social they are so freaking adorable!
Early birthday present from my son. Such a good boy.
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Early birthday present from my son. Such a good boy.
Fun fact about me: I can't draw the same face twice, istg.
See this? I started sketching about an hour or so ago, thinking 'oh lemme sketch my 1941 Femmes'.
Went for 'Veronica Lake vibes', got Farrah Fawcett.
Now ill never be able to draw this gorgeous creature again.
See this? I started sketching about an hour or so ago, thinking 'oh lemme sketch my 1941 Femmes'.
Went for 'Veronica Lake vibes', got Farrah Fawcett.
Now ill never be able to draw this gorgeous creature again.
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Fun fact about me: I can't draw the same face twice, istg.
See this? I started sketching about an hour or so ago, thinking 'oh lemme sketch my 1941 Femmes'.
Went for 'Veronica Lake vibes', got Farrah Fawcett.
Now ill never be able to draw this gorgeous creature again.
See this? I started sketching about an hour or so ago, thinking 'oh lemme sketch my 1941 Femmes'.
Went for 'Veronica Lake vibes', got Farrah Fawcett.
Now ill never be able to draw this gorgeous creature again.
An excerpt from one of my two main WIPs.
If I post them here, I won't be likely to scream into the void, throw out my laptop, and spend my remaining days as a mountain hermit lovingly dubbed by the locals as "Crazy Raccoon Lady".
If I post them here, I won't be likely to scream into the void, throw out my laptop, and spend my remaining days as a mountain hermit lovingly dubbed by the locals as "Crazy Raccoon Lady".
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 AM
An excerpt from one of my two main WIPs.
If I post them here, I won't be likely to scream into the void, throw out my laptop, and spend my remaining days as a mountain hermit lovingly dubbed by the locals as "Crazy Raccoon Lady".
If I post them here, I won't be likely to scream into the void, throw out my laptop, and spend my remaining days as a mountain hermit lovingly dubbed by the locals as "Crazy Raccoon Lady".
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by age 26 you should have:
• an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character
• weird relationship with the media you loved as a teenager
• a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust with your life
• an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character
• weird relationship with the media you loved as a teenager
• a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust with your life
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
by age 26 you should have:
• an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character
• weird relationship with the media you loved as a teenager
• a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust with your life
• an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character
• weird relationship with the media you loved as a teenager
• a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust with your life
When one of the grossest people to have ever existed calls you the worst person he'd ever met...
Jeffrey Epstein: "I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body."
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 AM
When one of the grossest people to have ever existed calls you the worst person he'd ever met...
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
The way i just yelled out "HAAA FUCK YOU KIM DAVIS"
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The way i just yelled out "HAAA FUCK YOU KIM DAVIS"
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I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
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In case any of you thought Andrew Cuomo was going to be gracious in defeat, congratulations on never having heard of Andrew Cuomo.
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
In case any of you thought Andrew Cuomo was going to be gracious in defeat, congratulations on never having heard of Andrew Cuomo.
My Husband Feeding the Cat- A Haiku
"You're not my boss, Ann!"
He exclaims as he opens
Her preferred flavor
"You're not my boss, Ann!"
He exclaims as he opens
Her preferred flavor
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
My Husband Feeding the Cat- A Haiku
"You're not my boss, Ann!"
He exclaims as he opens
Her preferred flavor
"You're not my boss, Ann!"
He exclaims as he opens
Her preferred flavor
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If your employee needs SNAP, you don’t pay them enough and are exploiting them.
November 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If your employee needs SNAP, you don’t pay them enough and are exploiting them.
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This needs at least 8 episodes.
October 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
This needs at least 8 episodes.
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When the president is destroying national landmarks, murdering fishermen, raising prices because he's angry over a Reagan video, and kidnapping parents in front of their crying children is probably not an ideal time to have a lazy, completely incompetent legislative branch perpetually on vacation.
October 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
When the president is destroying national landmarks, murdering fishermen, raising prices because he's angry over a Reagan video, and kidnapping parents in front of their crying children is probably not an ideal time to have a lazy, completely incompetent legislative branch perpetually on vacation.
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1970s secretaries were writing alien porn about spock and kirk so hardcore it would instantly kill your average modern scifi fan
October 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
1970s secretaries were writing alien porn about spock and kirk so hardcore it would instantly kill your average modern scifi fan
I work with a program called Aeroplan.
Every time I open it or see it written or hear someone say it in a meeting, that gods-awful "Aeroplane" pops up in my head.
This happens to me every day.
And it won't stop.
It's my 12th reason.
Every time I open it or see it written or hear someone say it in a meeting, that gods-awful "Aeroplane" pops up in my head.
This happens to me every day.
And it won't stop.
It's my 12th reason.
October 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I work with a program called Aeroplan.
Every time I open it or see it written or hear someone say it in a meeting, that gods-awful "Aeroplane" pops up in my head.
This happens to me every day.
And it won't stop.
It's my 12th reason.
Every time I open it or see it written or hear someone say it in a meeting, that gods-awful "Aeroplane" pops up in my head.
This happens to me every day.
And it won't stop.
It's my 12th reason.
Not only did I subscribe with my email, I made sure to send them to the husband. It's the only gift list he'll need for my birthday.
Good Omens store changed from Opening soon to Opening Very soon👀👀👀
October 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Not only did I subscribe with my email, I made sure to send them to the husband. It's the only gift list he'll need for my birthday.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARTH!!! :)) <3 #GoodOmens
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARTH!!! :)) <3 #GoodOmens
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Btw happy birthday Earth etc etc🤩🤩
October 21, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Btw happy birthday Earth etc etc🤩🤩
I AM LITERALLY IN TEARS I NEVER GOT A SHIPPING NOTIFICATION OMG ITS SO FUCKING PRETTY IN THIS BOX
October 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I AM LITERALLY IN TEARS I NEVER GOT A SHIPPING NOTIFICATION OMG ITS SO FUCKING PRETTY IN THIS BOX
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