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Juno

@junosomething.bsky.social

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Mom. Insurance Producer. Marketing Specialist and Director. Angry cosplayer. YouTube afficionado. Old and tired pop culture addict.

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Juno @junosomething.bsky.social · Nov 17

Algorithm post, hi new friends!

Cosplay
Diablo 4
Lifting heavy things
Food
Batman
Old school anime
Bad badtz maru
Goth shit
Makeup
Horror movies
Designer handbags that aren't ugly
Vivid hair colors
Gen X
Sewing
Crocheting
Being tired
Capybaras
Vintage dresses

<3 welcome!

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Peter Sterne @petersterne.com · 1d

On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable

Tweet from Ella Devi: canvassing for @ZohranKMamdani in the east village today and the actor who plays dr. strugis in young sheldon is in my canvassing group!!

Photo of Ella with another canvasser and Wallace Shawn

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Juno @junosomething.bsky.social · 2d

Gdi there was brisket and you let me sleep in? Fucking rude.

Juno @junosomething.bsky.social · 3d

Um...yes.

Juno @junosomething.bsky.social · 3d

My mom is legit the best at Dia de los Muertos. Her ofrenda is insane and she makes Catrinas just like...in her spare time. She's the best. #DiaDeLosMuertos #ofrenda #catrina #calavera

Sammy Hain @sammyhain.bsky.social · 3d

Stopped by In-Laws

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🎃 October Keegan 🎃 @octoberart.bsky.social · 4d

🎃🎃🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃🎃🎃

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Juno @junosomething.bsky.social · 3d

ALWAYS read that label when dosing, friends.

Dizzy’s Cat @jbogue.bsky.social · 3d

I have done something very similar. 😂

Juno @junosomething.bsky.social · 3d

No you can't make me.

Juno @junosomething.bsky.social · 3d

Ah that was me thank you <3

Juno @junosomething.bsky.social · 3d

Sir this is actually literally a Wendy's? #Halloween

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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 4d

Happy Halloweeneen.

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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 5d

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

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Juno @junosomething.bsky.social · 7d

Genuinely. I blame Salt n Pepa's Hot, Cool and Vicious, which was going around the schoolyard at the time and many of the...let's say more reactive moms in the neighborhood got a bit scared.

Juno @junosomething.bsky.social · 7d

My parents had a set of the "Man & Woman encyclopedia of adult relationships" on our bookshelf in the living room when I was a kid. Definitely suggest giving that a Google.

My mom did try to have THE TALK with me but it fell flat because it was all "your virginity is so precious" and I was 9.

jessica jonestown @midnightmasseffect.bsky.social · May 16

did anyones parents *actually* talk to them about sex?

its been a plot point in like every TV show and movie about raising kids for like centuries at this point but does it actually happen?

i think "the birds and the bees" speech is entirely a ficticious construct

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 8d

Did you know that over 1.3M active duty service members and veterans rely on SNAP benefits to feed themselves and their families?

Now you know.

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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 9d

If you are in North Carolina, Virginia, or Arizona and you need food, go to this site.

Feed a family will assist with instacarting groceries to your house. feed-a-family.org

Home

feed-a-family.org

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Art by Emily K @museum.of.emilyk.art · 9d

"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness)

As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)

Hebrew calligraphy in dark green stretches in lines across the image. Negative space makes room for a simple representation of an inflatable frog costume with a blue bandana. That shape consists of the English translation of the Hebrew, in a lighter green, and in much smaller text.
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Famously, the Egyptian tyrant causes Egypt to be overrun with frogs because he refuses to free the Hebrew people, but there are additional details that make this a fun one to ponder. For one, the Hebrew says "the frog came up" - ONE frog - even though the rest of the time it says "frogs." So there are a few explanations rabbis have come up with to explain this. One is that a single frog multiplied to create swarms. A more creative explanation is that there was a singular giant frog who traveled and brought destruction. Jewish social media was sharing videos of the Portland Frog protester with the caption, "One Big Frog! One Big Frog!" Of course the frog protesters did multiply, and many were seen in crowds all over the world on "No Kings" Day. This calligraphic work takes the verses addressing the frog plague and combines them to form a simple rendering of the Portland Frog protester. The frog figure itself is made up of the English translations of the Hebrew around it. At the bottom left my signature is in the shape of a lily pad.

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Juno @junosomething.bsky.social · 9d

Get you a man who loves you like @sammyhain.bsky.social loves this pumpkin duomo at Bottega Michelangelo after lunch today.

This is a man thoroughly enjoying a dome shaped dessert with an orange skull decoration on it.

Juno @junosomething.bsky.social · 10d

This is #bailiffbill at all times. She is always lying in wait for snackos.

Muffy Saint-John @muffy.bsky.social · 10d

Juno @junosomething.bsky.social · 10d

I'm just here saying him and @hangmanpage.bsky.social as my graphic arts teacher would have made me a much more well rounded high schooler. If only.

Harmony VonKreep @battyvonkreep.bsky.social · 10d

Oh man. Imagine having @adamcesare.bsky.social as your English teacher??

Adding him to my list of cool English teachers.

#Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

Juno @junosomething.bsky.social · 11d

Send help

Sammy Hain @sammyhain.bsky.social · 11d

#EasterSammy is in the Halfway To Easter spirit and he's brought a friend!
youtu.be/k7lzu3BcYgI?...

Easter Sammy celebrates Halfway to Easter with a friend. Together again for the first time!

YouTube video by Sammy Hain

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Juno @junosomething.bsky.social · 11d

This post bums me out so much because we don't have a grocery outlet here anymore. There used to be one and it's gone now because people just didn't appreciate how great it was.

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it's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 11d

us every morning when our alarm goes off:

human scary bean @humanbean.net · 11d

it is crimes against the brain

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Juno @junosomething.bsky.social · 11d

Friends/followers with breasts:

Just me, or is a bra that fits like...a godsend? Even just changing out of a bra that doesn't fit into one that does just changes my whole outlook on life.

Juno @junosomething.bsky.social · 11d

Fuck Harry Potter, watch AEW instead.

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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 11d

Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom

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