Jacob Haller
@jwgh.bsky.social
Musician, streamer, podcast editor, etc. Listen to my new single, The Christmas Lobster, at https://jacobhaller.bandcamp.com/track/the-christmas-lobster
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I worked with @katkruger.bsky.social on The Cub, an adventure for Eberron — it's a take on a very familiar story through a variety of environments and social situations!
www.dmsguild.com/en/product/5...
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December 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I worked with @katkruger.bsky.social on The Cub, an adventure for Eberron — it's a take on a very familiar story through a variety of environments and social situations!
www.dmsguild.com/en/product/5...
www.dmsguild.com/en/product/5...
When I was just a baby, my mama said to me,
'Never go to tree farms, just use a fake-ass tree.'
But I foraged for some greenery, just to make a wreath.
Now I'm spending time in prison, 'cause I'm a pine tree thief.
'Never go to tree farms, just use a fake-ass tree.'
But I foraged for some greenery, just to make a wreath.
Now I'm spending time in prison, 'cause I'm a pine tree thief.
December 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
When I was just a baby, my mama said to me,
'Never go to tree farms, just use a fake-ass tree.'
But I foraged for some greenery, just to make a wreath.
Now I'm spending time in prison, 'cause I'm a pine tree thief.
'Never go to tree farms, just use a fake-ass tree.'
But I foraged for some greenery, just to make a wreath.
Now I'm spending time in prison, 'cause I'm a pine tree thief.
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1 month from today is my 50th bday. May I interest you in the perfect gift for me & the disabled ppl in your life? Buy a copy of my cookbook CRIP UP THE KITCHEN: A comprehensive guide and recipe collection that brings the economy and satisfaction of home cooking to disabled and neurodivergent cooks
Crip Up The Kitchen • Jules Sherred - Author
Crip Up the Kitchen is a comprehensive guide and recipe collection that brings the economy and satisfaction of home cooking to disabled and neurodivergent cooks.
julessherred.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
1 month from today is my 50th bday. May I interest you in the perfect gift for me & the disabled ppl in your life? Buy a copy of my cookbook CRIP UP THE KITCHEN: A comprehensive guide and recipe collection that brings the economy and satisfaction of home cooking to disabled and neurodivergent cooks
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Hi do you listen to music?? Tell me about it!
I'm doing some research on music listening habits and would love to see what y'all listen to and how!
Takes about 4-8 minutes depending on if you do all or just required questions!
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I'm doing some research on music listening habits and would love to see what y'all listen to and how!
Takes about 4-8 minutes depending on if you do all or just required questions!
forms.gle/uxAaTVCWSCNN...
Zoken's 2025 Music Survey
Hi y'all!
Thanks for taking part in my survey!
My goal is to help educate audiences that might be less or completely unfamiliar with classical music. But the the trick is...
I don't know what you ...
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December 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Hi do you listen to music?? Tell me about it!
I'm doing some research on music listening habits and would love to see what y'all listen to and how!
Takes about 4-8 minutes depending on if you do all or just required questions!
forms.gle/uxAaTVCWSCNN...
I'm doing some research on music listening habits and would love to see what y'all listen to and how!
Takes about 4-8 minutes depending on if you do all or just required questions!
forms.gle/uxAaTVCWSCNN...
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Making this the 🧵 for publicity appearances for POPCORN DISABILITIES. Be sure to bookmark to find out where I'm going to be in promoting the book and the various great people who have allowed me to talk about the movie this month.
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Making this the 🧵 for publicity appearances for POPCORN DISABILITIES. Be sure to bookmark to find out where I'm going to be in promoting the book and the various great people who have allowed me to talk about the movie this month.
On Thursday I'll be playing a few songs (and giving away kazoos) at the Sweet Little Holiday Show at the Parlour, 1119 North Main Street, Providence, RI 02904. Cover is suggested at $10-15. Lots of other great acts too! Starts at 8 pm, doors open at 7.
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
On Thursday I'll be playing a few songs (and giving away kazoos) at the Sweet Little Holiday Show at the Parlour, 1119 North Main Street, Providence, RI 02904. Cover is suggested at $10-15. Lots of other great acts too! Starts at 8 pm, doors open at 7.
Doomed Records in Warwick had me come in and play some songs, and they've started putting them out on their youtube channel. Here's the first! youtu.be/eMVD524wuVw
Jacob Haller | "Watching Killer Robots Eat Your Head"
YouTube video by Good Cup
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Doomed Records in Warwick had me come in and play some songs, and they've started putting them out on their youtube channel. Here's the first! youtu.be/eMVD524wuVw
I have one Christmas Lobster shirt left in stock. The size is mens large. Perfect for any Christmas-related event, or lobster-related event, or both! jacobhaller.bandcamp.com/merch/christ...
Christmas Lobster shirt from Jacob Haller
Christmas Lobster shirt from Jacob Haller
jacobhaller.bandcamp.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I have one Christmas Lobster shirt left in stock. The size is mens large. Perfect for any Christmas-related event, or lobster-related event, or both! jacobhaller.bandcamp.com/merch/christ...
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I paint a fair amount of commissions, but I also do a lot of paintings for myself, simply because I enjoy it. Too many perhaps. These must go. To make room for more, of course (Apparently I have a painting problem). If interested in any, make an offer via private message.
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I paint a fair amount of commissions, but I also do a lot of paintings for myself, simply because I enjoy it. Too many perhaps. These must go. To make room for more, of course (Apparently I have a painting problem). If interested in any, make an offer via private message.
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If you are an Actual Play producer (or otherwise the copyright holder) and you are interested in uploading your show to the Internet Archive, please let me know and I can help you through the whole process!
If we get 50 shows to coordinate, we can make a collection :)
Message me here or email me!
If we get 50 shows to coordinate, we can make a collection :)
Message me here or email me!
I updated my guide to digital preservation of Actual Play to make it easier to navigate & added a little diagram to explain the relationship between backups, digital preservation & digital archives
allmyfriendsarestories.neocities.org/digitalpres
Also, now it has a glitter cursor.
allmyfriendsarestories.neocities.org/digitalpres
Also, now it has a glitter cursor.
Digital Preservation of Actual Play
All My Friends Are Stories is a project designed to help people tell collaborative stories through Table Top Roleplaying Games (TTRPG). There are so many ways to play TTRPGs: you can play them for the...
allmyfriendsarestories.neocities.org
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
If you are an Actual Play producer (or otherwise the copyright holder) and you are interested in uploading your show to the Internet Archive, please let me know and I can help you through the whole process!
If we get 50 shows to coordinate, we can make a collection :)
Message me here or email me!
If we get 50 shows to coordinate, we can make a collection :)
Message me here or email me!
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buggy friends!! 🐛🐞🐜🦟🪲🪳🕷️
November 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
buggy friends!! 🐛🐞🐜🦟🪲🪳🕷️
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Who around here does pet portrait commissions?
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Who around here does pet portrait commissions?
"I like variety, but not very much." -- me explaining why I have both Diet Coke and Coke Zero in my fridge.
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"I like variety, but not very much." -- me explaining why I have both Diet Coke and Coke Zero in my fridge.
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I'm streaming on Twitch later this afternoon (1 pm PT / 4 pm ET / 9 pm UTC). Come hang out with me for an hour and a half while I plan my week!
https://www.twitch.tv/PolarisCreative
https://www.twitch.tv/PolarisCreative
Twitch
Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.
www.twitch.tv
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I'm streaming on Twitch later this afternoon (1 pm PT / 4 pm ET / 9 pm UTC). Come hang out with me for an hour and a half while I plan my week!
https://www.twitch.tv/PolarisCreative
https://www.twitch.tv/PolarisCreative
I'm almost out of stock, but I do have two Christmas Lobster shirts still for sale, one men's large and one men's XXL! You can get them at jacobhaller.bandcamp.com/merch/christ... .
Christmas Lobster shirt from Jacob Haller
Christmas Lobster shirt from Jacob Haller
jacobhaller.bandcamp.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I'm almost out of stock, but I do have two Christmas Lobster shirts still for sale, one men's large and one men's XXL! You can get them at jacobhaller.bandcamp.com/merch/christ... .
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November 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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When I was served my lawyer left me a message and I went and picked it up from the sheriffs’ office. I told the clerk I was kinda disappointed no one did the fake-flower-delivery because then I’d at least get flowers and she drew me some flowers on scratch paper. I treasure that to this day.
November 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
When I was served my lawyer left me a message and I went and picked it up from the sheriffs’ office. I told the clerk I was kinda disappointed no one did the fake-flower-delivery because then I’d at least get flowers and she drew me some flowers on scratch paper. I treasure that to this day.
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To entice people: got some hot LANDMAN action coming, a new series looking at feminism in film in 2026, and doing some swag contests for the holidays.
a cartoon of homer simpson and bart simpson sitting on a couch with the words join us in the corner
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson and bart simpson sitting on a couch with the words join us in the corner
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November 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
To entice people: got some hot LANDMAN action coming, a new series looking at feminism in film in 2026, and doing some swag contests for the holidays.
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Do you know I'm just 23 Film Maven subscribers away from 1,000?! We hit that number and you know what that means: MEGALOPOLIS review time. So....maybe think about becoming a subscriber at TheFilmMaven.com
The Film Maven
Not an influencer, just an overworked, underpaid entertainment journalist talking about movies and what you should spend your money on.
TheFilmMaven.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Do you know I'm just 23 Film Maven subscribers away from 1,000?! We hit that number and you know what that means: MEGALOPOLIS review time. So....maybe think about becoming a subscriber at TheFilmMaven.com
I (and 30 other people) are on a new compilation from @75orless.bsky.social! Mine is a cover of the Asylum Street Spankers's "Leaf Blower". Available for streaming or free download now from failedtributebandscomp.bandcamp.com/album/400 !
400, by Various Artists
31 track album
failedtributebandscomp.bandcamp.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I (and 30 other people) are on a new compilation from @75orless.bsky.social! Mine is a cover of the Asylum Street Spankers's "Leaf Blower". Available for streaming or free download now from failedtributebandscomp.bandcamp.com/album/400 !
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Happy Halloween
Time to repost the nightmare comic. (1/4)
Time to repost the nightmare comic. (1/4)
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Happy Halloween
Time to repost the nightmare comic. (1/4)
Time to repost the nightmare comic. (1/4)
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I now have an Art-Only Account for those who only want The Goods (TM) in their timelines. You can find it at @megsyvart.bsky.social.
Thank you! ❤️
Thank you! ❤️
October 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I now have an Art-Only Account for those who only want The Goods (TM) in their timelines. You can find it at @megsyvart.bsky.social.
Thank you! ❤️
Thank you! ❤️
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This weekend Jules placed first in a pro-am natural bodybuilding competition and he was informed he won't be able to compete next year because he's trans. He's familiar with politics and media and he'd be a great client to challenge this transphobic sports policy in Canada.
After spending the weekend rereading Canadian and BC Human Rights laws and precedent, I'm on the hunt for a Human Rights Lawyer to challenge my sport competition ban. Pro Bono would be amazing. I have some leads but any other recs for BC lawyers would be appreciated
Cc @floralashes.bsky.social
Cc @floralashes.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This weekend Jules placed first in a pro-am natural bodybuilding competition and he was informed he won't be able to compete next year because he's trans. He's familiar with politics and media and he'd be a great client to challenge this transphobic sports policy in Canada.
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does anyone have a really good recipe for gluten-free cookies? one of my cousins has celiac and nobody told me before the reunion so i didn't know to bake something he could eat, so now i want to bake some cookies i could mail to him.
October 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
does anyone have a really good recipe for gluten-free cookies? one of my cousins has celiac and nobody told me before the reunion so i didn't know to bake something he could eat, so now i want to bake some cookies i could mail to him.