kyle b ☠️🎢
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☠️🎢 is the new 🥥🌴
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when the replies aren't silly
screenshot from 2001's "Rejected" animated short film by don hertzfeldt. three characters wearing silly hats beating down on a guy with a normal hat. a prominant sign says "silly hats only"
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they're certainly making Reconstruction jokes that would get them disavowed by their employers lol
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veryimportant.lawyer
everyone needs to internalize that this is just how all republicans are and when nancy pelosi said "the country needs a strong republican party" she meant that more people like this should be powerful. they are all like this! they all think just like this and like trump and they love it and it's fun
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
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someone should invent a better word for that
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DEAR SHIT FOR BRAINS,
Tolstoy writing at Yasnaya Polyana, Pushkin House (1891), by Ilya Repin. An old, bearded man in white country dress is writing at a desk in a modest home.
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I can imagine a future where US courts come down hard on a few high-ranking ICE folks (and maybe a White House official or two) by 2032, but that most agents will be retired by the time they see the inside of a courtroom, as happened after the Dirty War
Dirty War - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
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People instinctively understand that social media is a big reason we can't marshal political power the way we used to, but it ain't all censorship and gaming the algorithms. They're also making us stupider.
"What was notable actually to me and perhaps surprising was that even the low [increasing] social media users, so those who had about one hour a day by age 13, did perform on average 1 to 2 points lower on the reading and memory tasks compared to the non-social media users"' says Nagata.
And the high increasing group performed up to 4 to 5 points lower than the non-social media users.
"So those who had the highest social media use have lower scores" notes Nagata, "but even the low users had smaller differences in their cognitive scores."
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foliage time, fellas
An orange tree standing out among brown and green foliage in Rock Creek Park, Washington, DC
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bold move, calling us customers "scum," but I will admit: It got my attention
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A few friends had jobs at Publix in high school and said it was the only place in town where management treated them like human beings, which makes sense in the Florida panhandle in the mid-2000s.
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I honestly feel bad for the employees who have to watch chuds march around the grocery store and would be the first victims of someone mishandling an AR-15 while ordering a Pub sub.
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cup of cold brew and fun-sized snickers at 1:20pm
goku going super-saiyan. he's yelling and he has no shirt on.
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oh I've been through this with a new kitten before [withdraws the bazooka that shoots capstar] and never again
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I remember her from last time this happened
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every so often, legacy media outlets draw straws to see who gets to be flogged for saying stupid shit on Bluesky. this motivates another cycle of thinkpieces about the increasingly-isolated radical left.
sallyjenx.bsky.social
He argued with civility. It's a start.
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foliage time, fellas
An orange tree standing out among brown and green foliage in Rock Creek Park, Washington, DC
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Where is Frankie Focus now? He's in Portland. He's drawing pepper ball pot shots from Beaverton's least employable milksop. He's focused... on justice.
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docrevan.bsky.social
Anatoly Dyatlov: What does the breathalyzer say?
Alexandr Akimov: 0.337 BAC. But that's as high as the meter...
Anatoly Dyatlov: 0.337 - not great, not terrible.
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when I look back on Aug-Sept 2025 in DC, I'll certainly remember those hour-long helicopter flyovers by the Park Police terrorizing Mt Pleasant and Columbia Heights
jecboyle.bsky.social
Yeah, an infernal CBP helicopter woke me up early this morning. They’ve been buzzing my neighborhood like harpies all weekend. It reminds me of occupied Ireland back in the day. The racket casts a pall of doom, provokes a mix of sorrow and anger.
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mreschatologist.bsky.social
The three most beautiful words in the English language 😭
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Could accomplish a lot with creative parole and community service programs for the rank and file without resorting to mass incarceration. Rounding up violent racists who did state-sanctioned crimes and herding them together in American prisons kind of has UNFORSEEN CONSEQUENCES written all over it.
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too bad we didn't put the entire Sackler family in a pillory on the National Mall. making them suffer would have bought Democrats a lot of goodwill with middle America, but you'll never guess what Eric Holder was up to in 2004.