Lazy Vampire Enthusiast (Keffy)
@keffy.bsky.social
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he/him/they/them 500 tiny scientists in a trenchcoat / apocalyptic trans man. I write SF/F and have had stories published in Uncanny, Lightspeed, Apex, and others. I also edit(ed) GlitterShip which is on hiatus atm. M.Phil Genetics https://ko-fi.com/keffyk
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keffy.bsky.social
In my game bags of holding canonically now have smiley faces instead of smiling faces.
keffy.bsky.social
*weeping*

I soothed myself by making a "I know a lot of the biology behind this, AMA" thread on the course forum
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thacalebdume.bsky.social
He stay shaking the table.
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Pope Leo XIV weighed in on U.S. politics, saying that Catholic politicians must be judged on the full range of their policy positions and suggesting that the country's immigration policy is "inhuman."
Pope Leo XIV says 'inhuman treatment of immigrants' in the U.S. isn't 'pro-life'
Pope Leo XIV weighed in on U.S. politics, saying that Catholic politicians must be judged on the full range of their policy positions and suggesting that the country's immigration policy is "inhuman."
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keffy.bsky.social
Tfw you have almost a phd in a subject and an expert in someone else talks on it in service of their own subject and you just gotta stuff your hands in your mouth bc the details would be at beat interesting but distracting
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katwithsword.bsky.social
Semi-regular reminder that I am a developmental editor, not an acquiring editor. This means that I can work with you to make your book better, but even if it is the best book ever, I cannot buy it and publish it. Also, if you are trying to sell your book, you should find an agent (also not me).
keffy.bsky.social
Torturing myself listening to the rapid 40ish minutes of lecture on evolution/genetics for this bio-inspired computing class and having the prof say "idk why x" for some stuff that isn't super important for comp sci majors to know BUT I KNOW!!! I KNOW THE ANSWER!!!!!!! THERE IS A REASON
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metafrantic.bsky.social
Even if he was having a drug overdose THEY STILL SHOULD HAVE HELPED HIM

IF SOMEONE IS HAVING A MEDICAL EMERGENCY

ANY MEDICAL EMERGENCY

YOU HELP THEM
phillewis.bsky.social
A lawsuit alleges a Black postal worker died after officers ignored clear signs he was suffering from a massive stroke, believing his medical emergency was drugs

The suit says guards left him helpless on a jail cell floor in his own urine for hours
KARE 11 Investigates: Postal worker died after police mistook stroke for drug impairment
Kingsley Bimpong was jailed instead of hospitalized; video shows guards ignored his suffering for hours.
www.kare11.com
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carolinemyoachim.bsky.social
I've been to the Seattle Japanese garden with my camera quite a few times over the years, and have taken thousands of photos there. This one from a couple years ago remains my favorite: Canada Geese

#photography #BirdOfTheDay #geese #goslings #FlyDay #PNW #wildlife #nature #BirdSky #birds
In front, a fluffy grey gosling stands on a grassy hill. Behind the gosling, three additional goslings, running towards the front gosling with their tiny wings splayed wide. Behind all the goslings, an adult goose with wings spread wide, also running.
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coelasquid.bsky.social
I am several fancy cocktails deep but would like to relay the experience of the time I just decided to let my dog go after the cockroaches I always assumed he wanted to eat 🖊️🦑
keffy.bsky.social
We're watching an episode of Hotel Hell in Las Cruces, NM. Gordon mocks the room for having a fire place in the desert and I must say, if you roll up in July, yeah, absolutely no, but it was like 10 degrees in November ;_; so a fire place does not offend me
keffy.bsky.social
*hyperventilates in "i learned most words from text but still thought i was done getting jump scared by pronunciation rules a long time ago*
keffy.bsky.social
This is like if i wrote an article in late 2022 when I heard "Anti-hero" and the article was like "I know that Taylor Swift can seem cringe, but it's time for people to finally notice her music!"
keffy.bsky.social
I'm honestly at a loss here, hahaha. I mean. If you, personally, didn't like Cash until your matured into enjoying his music that's fine, but lmao "time to give him his due" oh my god.
thebarbarienne.bsky.social
Lord save us from children with a shallow teaspoon of life experience who write hot-take articles.
Headline: It's Finally Time to Give Johnny Cash His Due
Subhead: Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took years for me to appreciate his profound,
plainspoken strength.
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eden-parker.bsky.social
There is a whole paper analyzing this, I have it somewhere! The cop was convinced he was trans cause of Richard Greens book, pushed him to admit it, when he didn't leaked it to the press, created a whole horror genre, which Janice Raymond then used to claim we were predators
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judedoyle.bsky.social
I read transcripts of Ed Gein's interrogation for "Dead Blondes" and what I saw was the interrogator pushing him over and over to say he was trans and/or homosexual, and Gein eventually agreeing that he sometimes "thought about cutting pieces off himself," which for Gein, could have meant anything
keffy.bsky.social
New drive thru name just dropped: bethany
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dr-electric.bsky.social
MY GOD THEY'RE DRINKING THE LATTES, THEY'RE EATING THE SCONES.
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thebulwark.com
And now for a report from the hellish, war-zone that is Portland
keffy.bsky.social
Some people just love the smell of their own farts and all we can do is turn on a fan.
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