Lazy Vampire Enthusiast (Keffy)
@keffy.bsky.social
he/him/they/them
500 tiny scientists in a trenchcoat / apocalyptic trans man.
I write SF/F and have had stories published in Uncanny, Lightspeed, Apex, and others. I also edit(ed) GlitterShip which is on hiatus atm.
M.Phil Genetics
https://ko-fi.com/keffyk
500 tiny scientists in a trenchcoat / apocalyptic trans man.
I write SF/F and have had stories published in Uncanny, Lightspeed, Apex, and others. I also edit(ed) GlitterShip which is on hiatus atm.
M.Phil Genetics
https://ko-fi.com/keffyk
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help my bud out here if you can, known hermit for the better part of a couple decades now and he's one of my ride or die bros and has just really had a shit time recently
I'm trying to get my life back on track. Any help is appreciated www.gofundme.com/f/help-jay-w...
Donate to Help Jay Warren Cover Rent, organized by Jay Warren
My name is Jay Warren. I have a permanent partial disability (mistreated ankle injury) that make… Jay Warren needs your support for Help Jay Warren Cover Rent
www.gofundme.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:25 AM
help my bud out here if you can, known hermit for the better part of a couple decades now and he's one of my ride or die bros and has just really had a shit time recently
Feeling weirdly sad about hitting the end of Duolingo's Finnish. But it might just be because now I have to expend more effort.
(SO YOU FINNISHHHEDDD ITTTT????? responses will be banned)
(SO YOU FINNISHHHEDDD ITTTT????? responses will be banned)
February 12, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Feeling weirdly sad about hitting the end of Duolingo's Finnish. But it might just be because now I have to expend more effort.
(SO YOU FINNISHHHEDDD ITTTT????? responses will be banned)
(SO YOU FINNISHHHEDDD ITTTT????? responses will be banned)
Jim Caveizel, followed by Ross Matthews.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Jim Caveizel, followed by Ross Matthews.
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THE NINJA CANNOT BE PINKU (THATS JAPANESE FOR PINK) OR ANY GIRL COLOR. IT HAS TO BE OF 2 OR MORE KATANA (THAT'S JAPANESE FOR 2 SWORDS)
February 12, 2026 at 5:02 AM
THE NINJA CANNOT BE PINKU (THATS JAPANESE FOR PINK) OR ANY GIRL COLOR. IT HAS TO BE OF 2 OR MORE KATANA (THAT'S JAPANESE FOR 2 SWORDS)
D&D moments from Saturday - the party marching out of the dungeon I built for them straight back to the inn to yell at the innkeeper for not telling them about the cult underneath the house they delivered a box to. Anyway, innkeeper maintains it's not his fault because WHY DID YOU GO UNDER THE HOUSE
February 11, 2026 at 5:49 AM
D&D moments from Saturday - the party marching out of the dungeon I built for them straight back to the inn to yell at the innkeeper for not telling them about the cult underneath the house they delivered a box to. Anyway, innkeeper maintains it's not his fault because WHY DID YOU GO UNDER THE HOUSE
"is the item still usable?"
"are you suggesting that I use it even though it's defective with a 3 inch band of dark picture?"
"is it usable or not?"
".....no"
"are you suggesting that I use it even though it's defective with a 3 inch band of dark picture?"
"is it usable or not?"
".....no"
February 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
"is the item still usable?"
"are you suggesting that I use it even though it's defective with a 3 inch band of dark picture?"
"is it usable or not?"
".....no"
"are you suggesting that I use it even though it's defective with a 3 inch band of dark picture?"
"is it usable or not?"
".....no"
new monitor for 2 days, already has fucked up pixels all down one side, rip me
February 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
new monitor for 2 days, already has fucked up pixels all down one side, rip me
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"itsemimi" on Instagram draws Furbies and Furby-derivative creatures in a faux-VHS-on-cathode-ray-TV style, saying 90s-anime-esque lines, and it's.
Weirdly fascinating.
www.instagram.com/itsemimii/
Weirdly fascinating.
www.instagram.com/itsemimii/
February 10, 2026 at 5:39 PM
"itsemimi" on Instagram draws Furbies and Furby-derivative creatures in a faux-VHS-on-cathode-ray-TV style, saying 90s-anime-esque lines, and it's.
Weirdly fascinating.
www.instagram.com/itsemimii/
Weirdly fascinating.
www.instagram.com/itsemimii/
Microfiche
February 10, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Microfiche
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Our latest bundle contains 12 stories, all translated from their original languages, so you can explore different cultures and journeys all in one place! It even has 5 StoryBundle exclusives! storybundle.com/translation
February 5, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Our latest bundle contains 12 stories, all translated from their original languages, so you can explore different cultures and journeys all in one place! It even has 5 StoryBundle exclusives! storybundle.com/translation
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Hi!!! If you tried to donate to Hailey over the weekend and it didn't go thru, please try again. <3
Her funds were being frozen because she's in Brazil and there was some fuckery with the payment processor. But it should be okay now.
Anything you can afford is super massively appreciated!
Her funds were being frozen because she's in Brazil and there was some fuckery with the payment processor. But it should be okay now.
Anything you can afford is super massively appreciated!
Here's another #transcrowdfund:
Hailey Kaas is a brilliant writer, translator, educator and activist in Brazil, and one of my fav humans. She founded Brazil's first transfeminism website/collective.
Hailey's mom has cancer and she's had to quit working to take care of her:
ko-fi.com/haileykaas
Hailey Kaas is a brilliant writer, translator, educator and activist in Brazil, and one of my fav humans. She founded Brazil's first transfeminism website/collective.
Hailey's mom has cancer and she's had to quit working to take care of her:
ko-fi.com/haileykaas
Support Hailey Kaas
Support Hailey Kaas
ko-fi.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Hi!!! If you tried to donate to Hailey over the weekend and it didn't go thru, please try again. <3
Her funds were being frozen because she's in Brazil and there was some fuckery with the payment processor. But it should be okay now.
Anything you can afford is super massively appreciated!
Her funds were being frozen because she's in Brazil and there was some fuckery with the payment processor. But it should be okay now.
Anything you can afford is super massively appreciated!
"Why don't victims come forward?"
*meanwhile a volunteer crew of angry dudes starts combing through every aspect of the survivor's entire life to find "evidence" that could be used to discredit the allegations no matter how irrelevant*
*meanwhile a volunteer crew of angry dudes starts combing through every aspect of the survivor's entire life to find "evidence" that could be used to discredit the allegations no matter how irrelevant*
February 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
"Why don't victims come forward?"
*meanwhile a volunteer crew of angry dudes starts combing through every aspect of the survivor's entire life to find "evidence" that could be used to discredit the allegations no matter how irrelevant*
*meanwhile a volunteer crew of angry dudes starts combing through every aspect of the survivor's entire life to find "evidence" that could be used to discredit the allegations no matter how irrelevant*
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An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
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Annihilation (2018)
February 9, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Annihilation (2018)
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LLM bros turned the Humanities into pink slime and said, “I can’t tell the difference. That means it’s good enough for everyone!”
February 9, 2026 at 4:48 AM
LLM bros turned the Humanities into pink slime and said, “I can’t tell the difference. That means it’s good enough for everyone!”
If I had a nickel for every time the Seahawks won the Superbowl right before one of my grandparents dies, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happening twice.
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
If I had a nickel for every time the Seahawks won the Superbowl right before one of my grandparents dies, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happening twice.
Photo from Feb 8, 2019, Centereach, Long Island.
February 8, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Photo from Feb 8, 2019, Centereach, Long Island.
There is a dog here who is a basset hound lab mix and i want him ;_;
February 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
There is a dog here who is a basset hound lab mix and i want him ;_;
I feel like if you are letting AI tell you what cocktails to consume you are fundamentally incapable of drinking responsibly.
February 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I feel like if you are letting AI tell you what cocktails to consume you are fundamentally incapable of drinking responsibly.
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Thank you for this beautiful post about my late mother. ❤️
Before SC, Patricia S. Due held a "jail-in" in Fla.
Due’s refusal to post bail "gave CRM a new tactic in struggle for equality. It was a tactical breakthrough that filled the jails & put pressure on the gov't." — Paul Ortiz
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Due’s refusal to post bail "gave CRM a new tactic in struggle for equality. It was a tactical breakthrough that filled the jails & put pressure on the gov't." — Paul Ortiz
More ⬇️cc
@tananarivedue.bsky.social
www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/pa...
Feb. 20, 1960: Patricia Stephens Due Called for “Jail, No Bail”
#tdih On Feb. 20, 1960, Patricia Stephens Due was fined and arrested for sitting at a whites-only lunch counter at Woolworth's in Tallahassee, Florida. Due refused to pay a fine and chose to stay in j...
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February 7, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Thank you for this beautiful post about my late mother. ❤️
Being an adult means being extremely excited that the tax return will cover the rest of you're used car loan. Which, sure, is not the highest interest rate that I am paying, but it IS the one where if everything went to shit they would repossess my car,so...
February 7, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Being an adult means being extremely excited that the tax return will cover the rest of you're used car loan. Which, sure, is not the highest interest rate that I am paying, but it IS the one where if everything went to shit they would repossess my car,so...
idk the last time i talked to someone who was on the 'but ai is the only way i can make an art, ai is democratizing art' bullshit, it only took like 2-3 responses to get them to admit that they don't want to actually make art, they just want to claim pretty pictures as their own
February 6, 2026 at 7:45 PM
idk the last time i talked to someone who was on the 'but ai is the only way i can make an art, ai is democratizing art' bullshit, it only took like 2-3 responses to get them to admit that they don't want to actually make art, they just want to claim pretty pictures as their own
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I also don't give two smelly shits about whether or not Liam's parents are here legally or not
But the fact that they are, that so many others snatched up and taken to gods know where, should inform people of the absolute evil of this white nationalism Nazi bullshit
But the fact that they are, that so many others snatched up and taken to gods know where, should inform people of the absolute evil of this white nationalism Nazi bullshit
February 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I also don't give two smelly shits about whether or not Liam's parents are here legally or not
But the fact that they are, that so many others snatched up and taken to gods know where, should inform people of the absolute evil of this white nationalism Nazi bullshit
But the fact that they are, that so many others snatched up and taken to gods know where, should inform people of the absolute evil of this white nationalism Nazi bullshit
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Something I think a lot of people aren't clear on, Liam's parents have followed the legal process of claiming asylum. They are here LEGALLY.
Liam was being used to try to lure someone ELSE out of the house. He and his father were taken because that failed.
Now ... they seek revenge.
Liam was being used to try to lure someone ELSE out of the house. He and his father were taken because that failed.
Now ... they seek revenge.
ICE Barbie Targets Family of 5-Year-Old Boy That ICE Abducted
The Department of Homeland Security has moved to end asylum claims for Liam Conejo Ramos’s family.
newrepublic.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Something I think a lot of people aren't clear on, Liam's parents have followed the legal process of claiming asylum. They are here LEGALLY.
Liam was being used to try to lure someone ELSE out of the house. He and his father were taken because that failed.
Now ... they seek revenge.
Liam was being used to try to lure someone ELSE out of the house. He and his father were taken because that failed.
Now ... they seek revenge.
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Here's the cover... keeping in mind you cannot nominate yourself for a lifetime achievement award nor can your publisher. Although, surprise, there are 2 winners every year and when I was a judge the World Fantasy committee secretly inflicted the 2nd on you and you were supposed to grin and bear it.
February 6, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Here's the cover... keeping in mind you cannot nominate yourself for a lifetime achievement award nor can your publisher. Although, surprise, there are 2 winners every year and when I was a judge the World Fantasy committee secretly inflicted the 2nd on you and you were supposed to grin and bear it.