Lazy Vampire Enthusiast (Keffy)
@keffy.bsky.social
he/him/they/them
500 tiny scientists in a trenchcoat / apocalyptic trans man.
I write SF/F and have had stories published in Uncanny, Lightspeed, Apex, and others. I also edit(ed) GlitterShip which is on hiatus atm.
M.Phil Genetics
https://ko-fi.com/keffyk
500 tiny scientists in a trenchcoat / apocalyptic trans man.
I write SF/F and have had stories published in Uncanny, Lightspeed, Apex, and others. I also edit(ed) GlitterShip which is on hiatus atm.
M.Phil Genetics
https://ko-fi.com/keffyk
The conflicting feelings of "yay a big fat book" and "oh my god how LONG is this book"
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The conflicting feelings of "yay a big fat book" and "oh my god how LONG is this book"
I enjoy not knowing what the current discourse is. :)
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I enjoy not knowing what the current discourse is. :)
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This coyote photo might be my best of the year--and I think I had a really great nature photography year!
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This coyote photo might be my best of the year--and I think I had a really great nature photography year!
I did upgrade my phone recently after something like 5-6 years.... with a 2 year old refurb*. Granted, I also drove a 2000 honda until this spring and I'm hoping to keep my 2010 Honda going until at least 2035.
*which is a refurb of a higher class model than I would have been able to buy new
*which is a refurb of a higher class model than I would have been able to buy new
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I did upgrade my phone recently after something like 5-6 years.... with a 2 year old refurb*. Granted, I also drove a 2000 honda until this spring and I'm hoping to keep my 2010 Honda going until at least 2035.
*which is a refurb of a higher class model than I would have been able to buy new
*which is a refurb of a higher class model than I would have been able to buy new
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My friend Nancy recused an awesome stray cat, but it needed some significant vet care and the bills are piling up. If you could throw even a little cash Nancy's way, you'd be helping both her and the kitty a lot. Please repost this. Thanks.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-ob-th...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-ob-th...
Donate to Help OB the Stray Cat Heal and Find a Home, organized by Nancy Collins
Hi, my name is Nancy A. Collins. Some of you might know me as a novelist and … Nancy Collins needs your support for Help OB the Stray Cat Heal and Find a Home
www.gofundme.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My friend Nancy recused an awesome stray cat, but it needed some significant vet care and the bills are piling up. If you could throw even a little cash Nancy's way, you'd be helping both her and the kitty a lot. Please repost this. Thanks.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-ob-th...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-ob-th...
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My phone is doing all the same things from 2015 with only minimal benefits. The only reason we have to upgrade is increased software bloat.
We should actually just have phones that last 15 years now.
We should actually just have phones that last 15 years now.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My phone is doing all the same things from 2015 with only minimal benefits. The only reason we have to upgrade is increased software bloat.
We should actually just have phones that last 15 years now.
We should actually just have phones that last 15 years now.
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Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
www.erininthemorning...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
www.erininthemorning...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
www.erininthemorning...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
www.erininthemorning...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
Also, dear Todd Kehrli, you sent your auto insurance quote to MY EMAIL ADDRESS and it's not terrible, so good job not sucking at driving, I think!
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Also, dear Todd Kehrli, you sent your auto insurance quote to MY EMAIL ADDRESS and it's not terrible, so good job not sucking at driving, I think!
definitely a real email from a real person with reasonable response options presented by gmail
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
definitely a real email from a real person with reasonable response options presented by gmail
An example of how comics can be fucking rude with your feelings.
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
An example of how comics can be fucking rude with your feelings.
ONIONNNNSSSSSS
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
ONIONNNNSSSSSS
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The best part (I would say) about being an author is being referred to as "Fraudy McFrauderson" and "Frau Fraudbissina" by your bank whenever you call with a question
I AM NOT A MONEY LAUNDERER OKAY
I WOULD BE TRYING TO LAUNDER MUCH LARGER QUANTITIES IF I WERE
"Okay there F... Fraudo Baggins"
I AM NOT A MONEY LAUNDERER OKAY
I WOULD BE TRYING TO LAUNDER MUCH LARGER QUANTITIES IF I WERE
"Okay there F... Fraudo Baggins"
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The best part (I would say) about being an author is being referred to as "Fraudy McFrauderson" and "Frau Fraudbissina" by your bank whenever you call with a question
I AM NOT A MONEY LAUNDERER OKAY
I WOULD BE TRYING TO LAUNDER MUCH LARGER QUANTITIES IF I WERE
"Okay there F... Fraudo Baggins"
I AM NOT A MONEY LAUNDERER OKAY
I WOULD BE TRYING TO LAUNDER MUCH LARGER QUANTITIES IF I WERE
"Okay there F... Fraudo Baggins"
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Since 03/2023, I:
*Moved countries x1
*Moved states x4
*Experienced variously legally actionable discriminatory work environments in 3 different hospitals
* Had 9 different preceptors across 4 clinical sites
*Kept a 3.92 GPA through poverty, housing instabilty and disability
I am fucking FRIED.
*Moved countries x1
*Moved states x4
*Experienced variously legally actionable discriminatory work environments in 3 different hospitals
* Had 9 different preceptors across 4 clinical sites
*Kept a 3.92 GPA through poverty, housing instabilty and disability
I am fucking FRIED.
👋🏿 I'm 3 years into a fundraiser to support my journey of becoming a midwife, I'm STRUGGLING to take these very last steps. Finishing the $7889 left on this campaign would secure essential transportation to get to births and let me connect the pieces of my training and commitment to community birth.
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Since 03/2023, I:
*Moved countries x1
*Moved states x4
*Experienced variously legally actionable discriminatory work environments in 3 different hospitals
* Had 9 different preceptors across 4 clinical sites
*Kept a 3.92 GPA through poverty, housing instabilty and disability
I am fucking FRIED.
*Moved countries x1
*Moved states x4
*Experienced variously legally actionable discriminatory work environments in 3 different hospitals
* Had 9 different preceptors across 4 clinical sites
*Kept a 3.92 GPA through poverty, housing instabilty and disability
I am fucking FRIED.
'Tis the season for one of my holiday pet peeves.
THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS RUN FROM DECEMBER 25 TO JANUARY 5.
THE DAYS LEADING UP TO CHRISTMAS ARE ADVENT WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE ADVENT CALENDARS
this compounded by the AMOUNT christian nonsense inflicted on me by ppl who don't know their own shit
THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS RUN FROM DECEMBER 25 TO JANUARY 5.
THE DAYS LEADING UP TO CHRISTMAS ARE ADVENT WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE ADVENT CALENDARS
this compounded by the AMOUNT christian nonsense inflicted on me by ppl who don't know their own shit
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
'Tis the season for one of my holiday pet peeves.
THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS RUN FROM DECEMBER 25 TO JANUARY 5.
THE DAYS LEADING UP TO CHRISTMAS ARE ADVENT WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE ADVENT CALENDARS
this compounded by the AMOUNT christian nonsense inflicted on me by ppl who don't know their own shit
THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS RUN FROM DECEMBER 25 TO JANUARY 5.
THE DAYS LEADING UP TO CHRISTMAS ARE ADVENT WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE ADVENT CALENDARS
this compounded by the AMOUNT christian nonsense inflicted on me by ppl who don't know their own shit
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Ugh, I didn't know about this one. Of course it has all my books. Not only is that money I could use, but every sale helps those of us hanging on in the midlist keep publishing at all. Love to see hundreds of downloads on series that people complain haven't continued with more books. Yeah guess why.
I posted a buy link here to "A Magical Inheritance" a few days ago, and 24 of you immediately went to Anna's Archives and fucking stole it from me.
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Ugh, I didn't know about this one. Of course it has all my books. Not only is that money I could use, but every sale helps those of us hanging on in the midlist keep publishing at all. Love to see hundreds of downloads on series that people complain haven't continued with more books. Yeah guess why.
There's a whole eliminate one thing with "traditional thanksgiving foods" which is fine but looking at it I just remember how I don't really care that much for thanksgiving dinner as a general thing. Like, the individual parts are fine, but all together there's just so much mushy food.
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
There's a whole eliminate one thing with "traditional thanksgiving foods" which is fine but looking at it I just remember how I don't really care that much for thanksgiving dinner as a general thing. Like, the individual parts are fine, but all together there's just so much mushy food.
They peer.
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
They peer.
*starts chanting "dynamite! DYNAMITE!"
"Dear Oregon...our turn."
A dead sperm whale has washed up on Nantucket for the first time in decades. It’s too big to move — at least until officials figure out a plan.
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
*starts chanting "dynamite! DYNAMITE!"
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What, and I cannot emphasize this enough, THE FUCK.
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
What, and I cannot emphasize this enough, THE FUCK.
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A friend of mine was hit by a bus in a San Francisco crosswalk. When he sued, all of the surveillance video mysteriously disappeared. Funny how these things happen.
ICE’s Detention Center outside Chicago was sued on October 30 for allegedly abusing detainees. One day later, a "system crash" lost all video footage that could have shown how detainees were being treated. trib.al/QwT3aqI
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
A friend of mine was hit by a bus in a San Francisco crosswalk. When he sued, all of the surveillance video mysteriously disappeared. Funny how these things happen.
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HHS names authors and releases peer review comments for gender dysphoria report
www.statnews.com/202...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
www.statnews.com/202...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
HHS names authors and releases peer review comments for gender dysphoria report
The new report reveals that many of the authors and reviewers have been outspoken critics of gender-affirming care and belong to anti-LGBTQ+ groups
www.statnews.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
HHS names authors and releases peer review comments for gender dysphoria report
www.statnews.com/202...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
www.statnews.com/202...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
I'm mostly reminded of my younger brother asking after seeing The Two Towers in theaters if the orcs were like from Warcraft.
It's funny, but I am absolutely certain I could ask him a question about American football that is at that level of ignorance.
It's funny, but I am absolutely certain I could ask him a question about American football that is at that level of ignorance.
The bigger thing here is—outside certain extremely narrow professional competency areas, you must train yourself not to get mad at people for not having read something. I fight the instinct all the time! But we all get one life, and there are too many books.
It hits different reading this whole thread.
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I'm mostly reminded of my younger brother asking after seeing The Two Towers in theaters if the orcs were like from Warcraft.
It's funny, but I am absolutely certain I could ask him a question about American football that is at that level of ignorance.
It's funny, but I am absolutely certain I could ask him a question about American football that is at that level of ignorance.
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TIL that AOC's website has a "Know Your Rights" page for her immigrant constituents, where she recommends that they fill out a DHS Privacy Release form so her office can intervene for them.
I wrote to @mccollum.house.gov suggesting she do the same.
ocasio-cortez.house.gov/services/imm...
I wrote to @mccollum.house.gov suggesting she do the same.
ocasio-cortez.house.gov/services/imm...
Immigration - Know Your Rights
Have a pending application with USCIS that's outside of normal processing times? Awaiting your naturalization certificate or need a work authorization document expedited?
ocasio-cortez.house.gov
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
TIL that AOC's website has a "Know Your Rights" page for her immigrant constituents, where she recommends that they fill out a DHS Privacy Release form so her office can intervene for them.
I wrote to @mccollum.house.gov suggesting she do the same.
ocasio-cortez.house.gov/services/imm...
I wrote to @mccollum.house.gov suggesting she do the same.
ocasio-cortez.house.gov/services/imm...
So besides the part where this is an Etsy ad that showcases a product among others that are clearly not hand made and are probably sold by dropshippers...
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
So besides the part where this is an Etsy ad that showcases a product among others that are clearly not hand made and are probably sold by dropshippers...