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Free speechwriting tip for the PM: www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...
December 4, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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This takes me back to #MeToo. Friends of the accused coming out and saying "Well he never abused ME." If a number of people claim on the record that he said racist things, it really doesn't matter if some other people don't recall him doing so. They may be telling the truth, it's just not relevant
You'll be amazed to discover that a bunch of anonymous people that Nigel Farage says definitely do exist, have confirmed that he didn't say any of the things that lots of other people say on the record that he absolutely did
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
IGuys I wouldn’t waste your valuable time on it, just take his name and ask Trump to pardon him now
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Finally home after > 27 hours of grindset creating shareholder value through AI agentic workflow and guiding a warrior-ethos meditation during my ketamine break.

My 8 year old dog: "Do you have to slay so hard because the villain misrepresented an OBR analysis to Parliament?"

Me: "Bitcoin."
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Pleased to discover that slightly misnaming the national chess championship you won as a school child is a much more serious offence than repeatedly racially abusing your fellow pupils and telling them they should go to the gas chamber
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Newspaper journalists who supported Brexit and Boris Johnson for years have only now suddenly realised that they don’t like politicians lying to them
November 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I see a lot of people who supported Liz Truss’ budget aren’t happy with Rachel Reeves this morning. Perhaps they should sit this one out
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Literally!! The right wing papers Hate You Anyway!! Why not give them something to Really Hate You For, and know - at least - people will thank you in ten years time???
Serious howls of outrage in the media this morning at what is a relatively modest Budget from Labour that does nothing more than fiddle around the margins.

It does highlight the missed opportunity. If you’re going to get this reaction anyway, why not at least get it for attempting a big swing?
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 AM
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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MAGA is falling apart. The Republicans are falling apart. Trump is falling apart. They will continue to do terrible (and in some cases irreparable) damage at home and abroad but something has changed. You can feel it
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
“testing the ceasefire”
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If nothing else, it’s quite telling that the president treats it as a personal attack when some senators remind the armed forces they shouldn’t follow illegal orders.

My “I don’t issue illegal orders” t-shirt is prompting a lot of questions etc.
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
It is bewildering, disturbing and a stain on America that Trump’s approval rating isn’t in single digits
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Having Johnson & Cummings in Downing Street when Covid struck was, just like Brexit, an entirely avoidable disaster caused largely by utterly appalling journalism. And now exactly the same clowns, arses & bigots with bylines are rolling out the red carpet for Farage.
www.thetimes.com/article/1b15...
Covid inquiry live: ‘Inexcusable’ delays under Johnson led to 23,000 deaths
Lockdowns may have been avoided if Boris Johnson’s government had acted faster, damning report finds
www.thetimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I want handwriting experts to compare Trump's signature on the Epstein birthday card with his signature on the new bill demanding the release of all the files
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Every time I hear a politician say that an issue is “dividing” this country they always then come down on the side of the right wing view of it. Just once I’d love to hear someone say “this issue is divisive, which is why I’m making the argument that kindness and compassion is important”
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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The thing I despise is inhumanity. It’s not really a political position, it’s an existential one. But if your political party manoeuvres itself into a place where it practises and promotes inhumanity, I will despise you.
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Remember when everyone spent a whole weekend worshipping Donald Trump for delivering everlasting peace in the Middle East?

Like everything else with him, he lies about it, takes the credit, then fucks off when it all goes wrong. He does not give a single shit
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Perhaps the BBC could offer Trump one of his beloved deals: they'll apologise for broadcasting sections of his speech, if he apologises for trying to overthrow an election, lying about the result, pressuring election officials, urging a crowd to "fight like hell" & pardoning those who did just that.
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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I mean, what kind of legal action would this be exactly? Defamation? I would truly love to see it. 'They made it look like I instigated a coup during my very well recorded coup attempt.'
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
BBC should absolutely make a new documentary about the insurrection showing all the times Trump lied about the election result in precisely the correct context.

And include testimony from his supporters who were adamant they knew exactly what he wanted them to do.
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM