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Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 3d

Like not even once here!

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Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 5d

Well, this month favors a no-hitter for locked toys.

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Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 6d

The massage kinda set it up to be an easy touchdown for her.

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Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 6d

The Keyholder caught the locked hubby unawares at work and seduced him into giving her a massage and another orgasm!

So, at the end of #locktober day 3, the orgasm score is now

KEYHOLDERS: 2
LOCKED HUBBYS: 0

a close up of a woman 's face with the words score visible

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Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 6d

Indeed! And I think in this movie, he probably loved her then too, but turned her in anyway.

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🌈 Aisling Rose 🇮🇪 @exvangelicalash.bsky.social · 6d

My follower growth has been stagnant lately, so trying a new approach and refreshed biography and introduction. . I'm Ash. Born in Ireland. Raised Catholic. Trafficked to the United States as a teen. Found freedom and was recruited by evangelical community when I was 15.

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Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 6d

#Locktober day 3:

Hetty and Josiah are at odds in court and their relationship. When Josiah falls inexplicably ill, it's revealed that Josiah's ancestor tried Hetty's for being a witch, and she cursed Josiah's family forever. It will take a 'lock of love' and a 'key to she' to break this curse.

a man and a woman stand at odds. In the background their past selves loom. The poster reads "Windsor Locks' and the tagline says 'Their past isn't lock in time... if their future is locked in love.'

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Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 7d

He is Oscar in Happy Gilmore 2, maybe that helps?

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Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 7d

Day 2 of #Locktober! Today's fun:

Ava and Mark's last-ditch trip to the Irish countryside isn't saving their failing marriage. But when they corner a Leprechaun, he gives them a golden cage and a choice: Sell it for thousands, or wear it and save their marriage.

Would you brave it to save it?

FAKE Hallmark movie poster featuring a beautiful wife and her doting husband alongside the irish countryside. In the background a mischievous leprechaun holds a golden cage.

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Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 7d

I am so sorry to hear this, Lady E.

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Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 7d

So, in your version of this movie, they opt to wear the cage and save their marriage over selling it and splitting the wealth in the divorce proceedings?

I'd watch that film

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Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 7d

Well, it's not a real movie, and I'll give you full options to develop the screenplay. You ask valid questions, and I'd love to see what your 2nd act dilemma would be!

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Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 7d

Day 2 of #Locktober! Today's fun:

Ava and Mark's last-ditch trip to the Irish countryside isn't saving their failing marriage. But when they corner a Leprechaun, he gives them a golden cage and a choice: Sell it for thousands, or wear it and save their marriage.

Would you brave it to save it?

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Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 8d

This is ridiculous. If you know Ashley, you can't think of any reason why insta would think she was harmful.

More trans erasure, more compliance in advance.

Ashley Barron @alsoashleybarron.com · 16d

Being Trans Online is "Harmful To the Community" Apparently. That's why I got suspended this morning. It's what my suspension is marked under. Trying to appeal. Will probably do nothing. This is my livelihood, so this is a massive blow to my existence just... overall ya know...

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Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 8d

Happy #locktober to all who celebrate it in all its mystical forms.

From 'all locks eve' all the way to lockpiphany, may U & yours revel in this glorious season of denial, submission & devotion to your higher power: your partner.

And for those solo, may Hecate fill your stocking with a keyholder.

a heart shaped lock with hearts and the words love n hugs on it

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Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 9d

I love Brett's Holmes. When he decides not to pursue Irena Adler, it's done out of respect and admiration, but also because he sees the injustice of her plight.

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Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 9d

Congratulations!

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Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 9d

Wishing the same to you!

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Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 9d

I mean, he should be embarrassed. And pulling that much brass out of combat and defense theaters to make himself feel better? Downright disqualifying.

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Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 9d

This is the worst Patton cosplay ever. Whatever little respect the brass had for him is completely gone.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 9d

And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!

Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗

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Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 9d

I started #Locktober a day early! We are very excited to see how this one goes. It's the first one since we opted for a non-penetrative marriage.

Good luck to all who celebrate!
#lock tower #loctober #FLR #WifeLedMarriage

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FIorina BamboIina (aka FI💋rence✨L💋ved💋II) @florinabambolina.bsky.social · Jun 12

Rising Moon

I took this last night and thought you might like it too 🌙

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Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 11d

Wow, fantastic!

Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 21d

Be the first governor to call for a general strike. Others would follow. If 5% of the population stops working, it all falls down around the orange menace's head.

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Key Barrett, MSC @keybarrett.bsky.social · 22d

Card, not cars. And you will not convince me to hate people based on the color of their skin, the god they believe in, or the person they love. The Maga hat isn't my enemy, they are just someone who doesn't yet understand you have placed Americans against each other. Tick tock

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