Kristin Hanson
@khansonwrites.bsky.social
Mom 👦🏻👧🏼🐶
Freelance writer 🖊️
Author of Mortimer the Terrier's Second Chance, a Self-Esteem Book for Kids 📖
Catastrophizing in moderation 🫣
Freelance writer 🖊️
Author of Mortimer the Terrier's Second Chance, a Self-Esteem Book for Kids 📖
Catastrophizing in moderation 🫣
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Kristin Hanson
@khansonwrites.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Mortimer the Terrier's Second Chance Kid Lit — Kristin Hanson Writes
In this children's book for preschool and elementary school-age kids, learn the importance of self-love and the joy of pet adoption through the curious and charming Mortimer the Terrier.
www.kristinhansonwrites.com
Some personal news: I wrote a picture book for kids! It’s about a quirky pup and his journey to find his forever home. If you need a great holiday gift for kids you love and want to support an independent author, this fits the bill! www.kristinhansonwrites.com/book
Real hard to feel anything but mild disgust at the pageantry over America 250 while we’re literally committing war crimes. And before you @ me, yes, I understand the US had *always* committed war crimes. But the juxtaposition right now is So on the nose it’s unreal.
January 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Real hard to feel anything but mild disgust at the pageantry over America 250 while we’re literally committing war crimes. And before you @ me, yes, I understand the US had *always* committed war crimes. But the juxtaposition right now is So on the nose it’s unreal.
I’m gonna be a pest about this every time Cignetti does something big because it still boggles my mind he was once coach at my alma mater, itty bitty Elon. Yes, JMU took him from us.
Curt Cignetti looks kind of annoyed he has to be on the stage celebrating the Rose Bowl win instead of being able to watch film already.
January 2, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I’m gonna be a pest about this every time Cignetti does something big because it still boggles my mind he was once coach at my alma mater, itty bitty Elon. Yes, JMU took him from us.
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We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
January 1, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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Excellent post. 😂
today is the day we find out whether the Rose Bowl grounds crew deserve their reputation as the best in the game, or whether they are simply Nice Weather Merchants
They're working on that Rose Bowl field in the background 😂
January 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Excellent post. 😂
Daycare is already thousands of dollars a month and you want to add *receptionists* to the bill? These are not serious people.
CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
December 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Daycare is already thousands of dollars a month and you want to add *receptionists* to the bill? These are not serious people.
This part.
they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
December 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This part.
Marshawn is priceless.
Andrew Whitworth: "Were you a rivalry guy, you have a rivalry game memory?"
Marshawn Lynch: "You said a rivalry or robbery?"
Marshawn Lynch: "You said a rivalry or robbery?"
December 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Marshawn is priceless.
Parenting in December is doing all the things while praying fervently your immune system is strong enough to withstand the legion of germs your children are constantly coughing, sneezing, breathing, and wiping on you. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
December 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Parenting in December is doing all the things while praying fervently your immune system is strong enough to withstand the legion of germs your children are constantly coughing, sneezing, breathing, and wiping on you. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I want to say 4 out of every 5 of my friends/contacts who have been laid off in the last year or two have had to become freelancers, not by choice but because they have no other options. It’s horrific out there.
December 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I want to say 4 out of every 5 of my friends/contacts who have been laid off in the last year or two have had to become freelancers, not by choice but because they have no other options. It’s horrific out there.
This part
Reminder that every individual senator has immense powers to hold presidents accountable. They just choose not to use it.
December 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This part
Reposted by Kristin Hanson
This whole Monsters Inc simulcast is a cute idea but…why are we doing this on MNF? The target audience (I.e., my 6-year-old) has bedtime before kickoff.
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This whole Monsters Inc simulcast is a cute idea but…why are we doing this on MNF? The target audience (I.e., my 6-year-old) has bedtime before kickoff.
My weekly grocery bill would like a word.
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My weekly grocery bill would like a word.
There’s no reason for Jayden Daniels to be playing at all anymore this season, and leaving him in to get battered like that is a fireable offense.
December 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
There’s no reason for Jayden Daniels to be playing at all anymore this season, and leaving him in to get battered like that is a fireable offense.
❤️❤️❤️
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
❤️❤️❤️
incredible.
Indiana ends a 30-game losing streak to Ohio State to win their first Big 10 title since 1967. They’re the only undefeated team left in the FBS. Incredible. Curt Cignetti continues to impress. They’ll lock up the 1 seed.
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
incredible.
Will never not amaze me that Curt Cignetti was once the head coach at my alma mater, little bitty Elon University.
December 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Will never not amaze me that Curt Cignetti was once the head coach at my alma mater, little bitty Elon University.
Reposted by Kristin Hanson
[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
November 25, 2023 at 5:17 PM
[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
Tfw you finally get up the guts to sell your book at a holiday market and … you don’t sell one. Not a single. Solitary. One. #authorlife #fail
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Tfw you finally get up the guts to sell your book at a holiday market and … you don’t sell one. Not a single. Solitary. One. #authorlife #fail
I’m sure this is fine.
Egg producers suspect bird flu is traveling through the air.
After a disastrous Midwestern outbreak early this year, we tested that theory and found that where the wind blew, the virus followed.
Vaccines could help, but the USDA hasn’t approved them.
After a disastrous Midwestern outbreak early this year, we tested that theory and found that where the wind blew, the virus followed.
Vaccines could help, but the USDA hasn’t approved them.
What the U.S. Government Is Dismissing That Could Seed a Bird Flu Pandemic
Egg producers suspect bird flu is traveling through the air. After a disastrous Midwestern outbreak early this year, we tested that theory and found that where the wind blew, the virus followed. Vacci...
www.propublica.org
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’m sure this is fine.
Launching a book the same week I have to get the entire family ready for a week-long trip was … a bad life decision. 😬😬
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Launching a book the same week I have to get the entire family ready for a week-long trip was … a bad life decision. 😬😬
Some personal news: I wrote a picture book for kids! It’s about a quirky pup and his journey to find his forever home. If you need a great holiday gift for kids you love and want to support an independent author, this fits the bill! www.kristinhansonwrites.com/book
Mortimer the Terrier's Second Chance Kid Lit — Kristin Hanson Writes
In this children's book for preschool and elementary school-age kids, learn the importance of self-love and the joy of pet adoption through the curious and charming Mortimer the Terrier.
www.kristinhansonwrites.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Some personal news: I wrote a picture book for kids! It’s about a quirky pup and his journey to find his forever home. If you need a great holiday gift for kids you love and want to support an independent author, this fits the bill! www.kristinhansonwrites.com/book
At this time last year I started kickboxing for this *very* reason.
Good morning.
This is your reminder to get to the gym so that you can beat up racists if you have to.
This is your reminder to get to the gym so that you can beat up racists if you have to.
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
At this time last year I started kickboxing for this *very* reason.
No, actually you don’t have to post that thing about “respecting” MTG for coming out against the administration. She‘s no different just because she, too, is now a target of this regime.
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
No, actually you don’t have to post that thing about “respecting” MTG for coming out against the administration. She‘s no different just because she, too, is now a target of this regime.