onyx (merry shrimpmas)
@killjoyonyx.bsky.social
🔥they/them gf, commie bastard🔥
Wiccan, devotee to shrimp and lesbianism
Wiccan, devotee to shrimp and lesbianism
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What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
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I’m dying from the cold😭
We are literally freezing
We have very few blankets, light clothing, and the truth is—it’s freezing cold. And despite all this, water keeps getting inside.
I’m not asking for anything … just a moment of mercy💔
gofund.me/4f2561454
PayPal(faster to withdraw) tiny.cc/hbcuzz
We are literally freezing
We have very few blankets, light clothing, and the truth is—it’s freezing cold. And despite all this, water keeps getting inside.
I’m not asking for anything … just a moment of mercy💔
gofund.me/4f2561454
PayPal(faster to withdraw) tiny.cc/hbcuzz
December 29, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I’m dying from the cold😭
We are literally freezing
We have very few blankets, light clothing, and the truth is—it’s freezing cold. And despite all this, water keeps getting inside.
I’m not asking for anything … just a moment of mercy💔
gofund.me/4f2561454
PayPal(faster to withdraw) tiny.cc/hbcuzz
We are literally freezing
We have very few blankets, light clothing, and the truth is—it’s freezing cold. And despite all this, water keeps getting inside.
I’m not asking for anything … just a moment of mercy💔
gofund.me/4f2561454
PayPal(faster to withdraw) tiny.cc/hbcuzz
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January 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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Urgent humanitarian appeal📣
Tomorrow is my first exam,but I can’t take it because I can’t afford the required fees
I’m asking with a heavy heart as a student struggling to continue his education
Any contribution could help me sit for this exam
just my right to education🥺🙏🏻
Links in the comments ⬇️
Tomorrow is my first exam,but I can’t take it because I can’t afford the required fees
I’m asking with a heavy heart as a student struggling to continue his education
Any contribution could help me sit for this exam
just my right to education🥺🙏🏻
Links in the comments ⬇️
January 2, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Urgent humanitarian appeal📣
Tomorrow is my first exam,but I can’t take it because I can’t afford the required fees
I’m asking with a heavy heart as a student struggling to continue his education
Any contribution could help me sit for this exam
just my right to education🥺🙏🏻
Links in the comments ⬇️
Tomorrow is my first exam,but I can’t take it because I can’t afford the required fees
I’m asking with a heavy heart as a student struggling to continue his education
Any contribution could help me sit for this exam
just my right to education🥺🙏🏻
Links in the comments ⬇️
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To fully understand the Bashir/Garak thing in "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine", you need to understand that Garak first appears in the second episode, very obviously trying to arrange a hookup with Bashir – like, it's *just barely* subtext – and then the network was like "what the fuck" [...] (1/2)
January 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
To fully understand the Bashir/Garak thing in "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine", you need to understand that Garak first appears in the second episode, very obviously trying to arrange a hookup with Bashir – like, it's *just barely* subtext – and then the network was like "what the fuck" [...] (1/2)
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Ruba lost her account here but needs help chuffed.org/project/help...
Help Ruba
Welcome I am Roba from Gaza, 22 years old.I will write to you my story that began on October 7 until these days We spent these days suffering a lot, and this suffering still continues.In these days, I...
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January 2, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Ruba lost her account here but needs help chuffed.org/project/help...
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While the world celebrates the New Year, I’m searching for shelter.
People are counting down with warmth, lights, and laughter —
and I’m counting the hours, trying to find a safe place for my family to survive the cold.
Our tent collapsed.
The rain destroyed everything.
tinyurl.com/4bb9mhf9
People are counting down with warmth, lights, and laughter —
and I’m counting the hours, trying to find a safe place for my family to survive the cold.
Our tent collapsed.
The rain destroyed everything.
tinyurl.com/4bb9mhf9
January 1, 2026 at 2:59 PM
While the world celebrates the New Year, I’m searching for shelter.
People are counting down with warmth, lights, and laughter —
and I’m counting the hours, trying to find a safe place for my family to survive the cold.
Our tent collapsed.
The rain destroyed everything.
tinyurl.com/4bb9mhf9
People are counting down with warmth, lights, and laughter —
and I’m counting the hours, trying to find a safe place for my family to survive the cold.
Our tent collapsed.
The rain destroyed everything.
tinyurl.com/4bb9mhf9
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Serious thing for folks to consider is, particularly for marginalized people, Grudges Are Self-Defense. What you may be interpreting as pettiness is probably closer aligned to "You have demonstrated you're not to be trusted." And knowing who REALLY has your back is more important that ever.
I feel in my bones that the wave has started to crash back in and Certain People/Companies who thought they were safe to abandon everyone they’d been pretending to care about will suddenly realize that those people have money/power and I, for one, will be holding a grudge until the end of time 💜
January 2, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Serious thing for folks to consider is, particularly for marginalized people, Grudges Are Self-Defense. What you may be interpreting as pettiness is probably closer aligned to "You have demonstrated you're not to be trusted." And knowing who REALLY has your back is more important that ever.
if u see this post a random fact about urself!
i had to get my tonsils removed because of COVID
i had to get my tonsils removed because of COVID
if u see this post a random fact about urself!
I was supposed to be a twin but I ate my twin in the womb.
I was supposed to be a twin but I ate my twin in the womb.
if u see this post a random fact about urself!
i broke my right arm and didn’t realize it was broken for a week
i broke my right arm and didn’t realize it was broken for a week
January 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
if u see this post a random fact about urself!
i had to get my tonsils removed because of COVID
i had to get my tonsils removed because of COVID
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
day one in mamdani’s new york
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There exists in the law a concept called "disparate impact." It's one of the most important aspects of the kind of law I practice, and it's been under attack by the right for decades.
This is a gross oversimplification, but disparate impact is something like this:
This is a gross oversimplification, but disparate impact is something like this:
December 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
There exists in the law a concept called "disparate impact." It's one of the most important aspects of the kind of law I practice, and it's been under attack by the right for decades.
This is a gross oversimplification, but disparate impact is something like this:
This is a gross oversimplification, but disparate impact is something like this:
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
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I want to talk about how junk science ruins innocent lives.
The criminal legal system is overwhelmed by junk science.
IT IS AN OUTRAGE.
If you're not deeply disturbed by what's going on, I need you to pay close attention.
Let me explain. 🧵/x
The criminal legal system is overwhelmed by junk science.
IT IS AN OUTRAGE.
If you're not deeply disturbed by what's going on, I need you to pay close attention.
Let me explain. 🧵/x
July 4, 2023 at 3:59 AM
I want to talk about how junk science ruins innocent lives.
The criminal legal system is overwhelmed by junk science.
IT IS AN OUTRAGE.
If you're not deeply disturbed by what's going on, I need you to pay close attention.
Let me explain. 🧵/x
The criminal legal system is overwhelmed by junk science.
IT IS AN OUTRAGE.
If you're not deeply disturbed by what's going on, I need you to pay close attention.
Let me explain. 🧵/x
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Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience.
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
The FBI Faked an Entire Field of Forensic Science
For more stories like this, like Slate on Facebook and follow us on Twitter.
slate.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience.
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
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My first novel found its audience in 2025, and its sequel came running out of the gates toward the end of the year. Now's a perfect time to get into my queer Portland magical girl universe and follow new trans girl Claire's adventure, in ebook, print, or audiobook formats! 📚💙 magicariot.com/novels
December 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My first novel found its audience in 2025, and its sequel came running out of the gates toward the end of the year. Now's a perfect time to get into my queer Portland magical girl universe and follow new trans girl Claire's adventure, in ebook, print, or audiobook formats! 📚💙 magicariot.com/novels
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I’ve never had a post get this much attention so I’m inviting you to help me reach my 2026 goals of housing and medical treatment by donating or hiring me for my skills: content strategy, dynamic pricing strategy, any strategy lol, (re)parenting consulting, I’ll even read ur astrology chart
December 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I’ve never had a post get this much attention so I’m inviting you to help me reach my 2026 goals of housing and medical treatment by donating or hiring me for my skills: content strategy, dynamic pricing strategy, any strategy lol, (re)parenting consulting, I’ll even read ur astrology chart
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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