onyx (merry shrimpmas)
@killjoyonyx.bsky.social
🔥they/them gf, commie bastard🔥
Wiccan, devotee to shrimp and lesbianism
Wiccan, devotee to shrimp and lesbianism
Pinned
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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The best Batman media understands three things:
1. That Batman is a mentally ill man who is coping with tragedy in the worst way possible.
2. That Batman's empathy, not his strength, is his greatest asset.
3. That Batman and the Joker are gay.
1. That Batman is a mentally ill man who is coping with tragedy in the worst way possible.
2. That Batman's empathy, not his strength, is his greatest asset.
3. That Batman and the Joker are gay.
December 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The best Batman media understands three things:
1. That Batman is a mentally ill man who is coping with tragedy in the worst way possible.
2. That Batman's empathy, not his strength, is his greatest asset.
3. That Batman and the Joker are gay.
1. That Batman is a mentally ill man who is coping with tragedy in the worst way possible.
2. That Batman's empathy, not his strength, is his greatest asset.
3. That Batman and the Joker are gay.
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New Bluesky users! If Bluesky itself doesn't do everything you wish, try @tokimeki.blue. It's like when TweetDeck was actually good & useful over on Twitter. It even has an in-line translate function that doesn't force you to open up Google Translate every time. It's my preferred way to use Bluesky!
December 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
New Bluesky users! If Bluesky itself doesn't do everything you wish, try @tokimeki.blue. It's like when TweetDeck was actually good & useful over on Twitter. It even has an in-line translate function that doesn't force you to open up Google Translate every time. It's my preferred way to use Bluesky!
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Someone just met my MA goal for the month, and in the spirit of that, let's do an MA thread, please link your needs below, let's see if we can spread this joy around 💸💕
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Someone just met my MA goal for the month, and in the spirit of that, let's do an MA thread, please link your needs below, let's see if we can spread this joy around 💸💕
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if you're wondering why your trans friends everywhere are a little on edge right now, it's because a story about a radical conservative christian student abusing rules and processes to deliberately target a trans instructor consistently gets reframed to omit the entirety of the anti-trans bigotry
If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
if you're wondering why your trans friends everywhere are a little on edge right now, it's because a story about a radical conservative christian student abusing rules and processes to deliberately target a trans instructor consistently gets reframed to omit the entirety of the anti-trans bigotry
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T'IS THE SEASON - PLEASE DON'T BE THE REASON ... that an un-vaxed infant, elderly grandparent, or any other vulnerable person isn't here next year.
💉.. 😷 INDOOR PUBLIC SPACES .. STAY HOME IF YOU'RE SICK.
💉.. 😷 INDOOR PUBLIC SPACES .. STAY HOME IF YOU'RE SICK.
December 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
T'IS THE SEASON - PLEASE DON'T BE THE REASON ... that an un-vaxed infant, elderly grandparent, or any other vulnerable person isn't here next year.
💉.. 😷 INDOOR PUBLIC SPACES .. STAY HOME IF YOU'RE SICK.
💉.. 😷 INDOOR PUBLIC SPACES .. STAY HOME IF YOU'RE SICK.
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Still at $739.64/2000
No donations yesterday
I set goals based on what we need to barely stay afloat, heat on, fed.
We've never made a goal and are just falling further and further behind.
We're not getting days off or celebrations- I haven't had a day off in over eight years.
Please.
No donations yesterday
I set goals based on what we need to barely stay afloat, heat on, fed.
We've never made a goal and are just falling further and further behind.
We're not getting days off or celebrations- I haven't had a day off in over eight years.
Please.
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Still at $739.64/2000
No donations yesterday
I set goals based on what we need to barely stay afloat, heat on, fed.
We've never made a goal and are just falling further and further behind.
We're not getting days off or celebrations- I haven't had a day off in over eight years.
Please.
No donations yesterday
I set goals based on what we need to barely stay afloat, heat on, fed.
We've never made a goal and are just falling further and further behind.
We're not getting days off or celebrations- I haven't had a day off in over eight years.
Please.
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if you don't indicate while driving i genuinely think you should be put in prison. or potentially in that hydraulic press thing that turns you into a cube
December 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
if you don't indicate while driving i genuinely think you should be put in prison. or potentially in that hydraulic press thing that turns you into a cube
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Hi. This is Holocaust Nazi genocidal talking points. If you've been turning a blind eye to what is going on because you think there is no way it'll affect you, your turn will come when there is no one else to stand up for you.
If you aren't a cishet rich white evangelical male, you are on the list.
If you aren't a cishet rich white evangelical male, you are on the list.
Benny Johnson just called for trans genocide at Turning Point USA's AmericaFest, declaring trans people to be at war with "creation itself" and calling on the FBI to "start kicking in doors" and to "round 'em up".
The entire crowd gave him a standing ovation.
We're racing toward Stage 9.
The entire crowd gave him a standing ovation.
We're racing toward Stage 9.
December 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Hi. This is Holocaust Nazi genocidal talking points. If you've been turning a blind eye to what is going on because you think there is no way it'll affect you, your turn will come when there is no one else to stand up for you.
If you aren't a cishet rich white evangelical male, you are on the list.
If you aren't a cishet rich white evangelical male, you are on the list.
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Hey my MA needs reposting, too
I know y'all are busy reveling in family and friends and presents but some of us just have the same old isolated day/week and really just want the heat to stay on.
I know y'all are busy reveling in family and friends and presents but some of us just have the same old isolated day/week and really just want the heat to stay on.
The way my "following" is full of leftists but the MA I'm reposting is getting no traction bc everyone's offline celebrating is depressing.
The people who need rent money are here screaming into the void and everyone else is spending "time away"- it's a fucking stark illustration.
The people who need rent money are here screaming into the void and everyone else is spending "time away"- it's a fucking stark illustration.
December 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Hey my MA needs reposting, too
I know y'all are busy reveling in family and friends and presents but some of us just have the same old isolated day/week and really just want the heat to stay on.
I know y'all are busy reveling in family and friends and presents but some of us just have the same old isolated day/week and really just want the heat to stay on.
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Bari Weiss really did spike this because she wanted to add “torturing people we human trafficked to a random known torture site is bad vs no it’s not” and so I’m just boosting any and all copies of it I come across
60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts.
It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long.
www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...
It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long.
www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...
Banned 60 Minutes CECOT Segment - Filemail
Get it while it's hot.
www.filemail.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Bari Weiss really did spike this because she wanted to add “torturing people we human trafficked to a random known torture site is bad vs no it’s not” and so I’m just boosting any and all copies of it I come across
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It's important to note for the consultant people: Kat is tied for first place, she's raised more money in this race than anyone else, and she hasn't used Twitter in months.
It's a website filled with racist AI snuff films and it's rigged against you specifically. There's no good reason to use it.
It's a website filled with racist AI snuff films and it's rigged against you specifically. There's no good reason to use it.
This has always been a Bluesky-first campaign. But as of today, we will no longer be using Twitter. At all.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
December 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It's important to note for the consultant people: Kat is tied for first place, she's raised more money in this race than anyone else, and she hasn't used Twitter in months.
It's a website filled with racist AI snuff films and it's rigged against you specifically. There's no good reason to use it.
It's a website filled with racist AI snuff films and it's rigged against you specifically. There's no good reason to use it.
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people are real into not giving the trump regime what it wants today & that’s good because you shouldn’t, but one of the things it very much wants is to end healthcare for trans kids & even if you don’t care about trans kids (you should; shame on you), what if you told them hell no out of spite?
what should you do? call your senators.
what if they're GOP? call. some house GOP voted against both.
what should you say? try one of these scripts. make it your own! they're less than a minute with built-in bail outs. yes, you should threaten your vote.
who's your senator? tap here: reps.fyi 🧵
what if they're GOP? call. some house GOP voted against both.
what should you say? try one of these scripts. make it your own! they're less than a minute with built-in bail outs. yes, you should threaten your vote.
who's your senator? tap here: reps.fyi 🧵
![FOR DEMOCRATS
my name is [your name]. two anti-transgender healthcare bills passed the house with democrat help—HR 498 and HR 3492. i’m calling today to tell senator [your senator’s name] to vote no and publicly commit to a no vote right now.
it shouldn’t be in question that any democrat would vote no on a law that says “people donald trump doesn’t like can’t get life-saving healthcare,” but here we are. no one knows where democrats stand on anything right now. the senator needs to stand up and speak up.
[you can bail out here at 30 seconds if you need to!]
every 2025 election proved you don’t need to compromise with bigots on transgender rights to win votes. not in virginia or ohio or kentucky. it’s wrong, it doesn’t work, and it alienates loyal voters. both of these bills are a no.
if senator [your senator’s name] votes yes on either of these, [he or she] loses my vote going forward. when these anti trans bills come up for a vote it absolutely must be a no from every democrat in the chamber.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2lzahebnas6od6j6jfydwst7/bafkreigmuw3qponpk5lflrqbhytzrivbrz4bpehyaxpepqdlrfjsgvdvg4@jpeg)
![FOR REPUBLICANS
my name is [your name] and i’m calling today to tell senator [your senator’s name] to vote no on two bills that passed the house december 17th and 18th: HR 498 and HR 3492.
both of these bills take away healthcare for a whole group of people. the government shouldn’t have that kind of power. this is overreach. this is an absolute no.
[you can bail out here at 20 seconds if you need to!]
the government doesn’t belong in any doctor’s office. if senator [your senator’s name] votes yes on either of these, how can i trust [him or her] to not come into my doctor’s office next? this is wrong. a yes vote loses my vote going forward.
it’s absolutely a no on HR 498 and 3492 when they come up for a vote. thank you.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2lzahebnas6od6j6jfydwst7/bafkreidskeonrvoffp3upmeg5cqckmrxqx6c2ji2mwfayud74q6ovfuzdi@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
people are real into not giving the trump regime what it wants today & that’s good because you shouldn’t, but one of the things it very much wants is to end healthcare for trans kids & even if you don’t care about trans kids (you should; shame on you), what if you told them hell no out of spite?
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
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Diplomoceras (the clippy) and Pseudocenoceras
December 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Diplomoceras (the clippy) and Pseudocenoceras
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I really would like to get this done NOW so I can hand the full amount to my landlady later this morning. She's already pissed off enough that I am this late with it.
Only $430 left to go. Please, y'allz, make this count as you always have.
💸💕🙏🏿🙏🏿🚨🆘🚨
Only $430 left to go. Please, y'allz, make this count as you always have.
💸💕🙏🏿🙏🏿🚨🆘🚨
December 23, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I really would like to get this done NOW so I can hand the full amount to my landlady later this morning. She's already pissed off enough that I am this late with it.
Only $430 left to go. Please, y'allz, make this count as you always have.
💸💕🙏🏿🙏🏿🚨🆘🚨
Only $430 left to go. Please, y'allz, make this count as you always have.
💸💕🙏🏿🙏🏿🚨🆘🚨