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Defence policy discourse on the left is actually the peak of childishness, akin to immigration discourse on the right. You can provide fucking piles of data on what actually provably happens and requires action and people will still growl PFFFFT SHUT UP LIB LOL and go watch tons of porn instead
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Famously filled to the brim with Ulster Unionists, the senior leadership of the Irish Defence Forces
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Big Bus Stuck is as healing as Big Boat Stuck but in a different way.
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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So fucked up they mad him drink Hemlock for that.
Whatever you use as the reference for Bunny Shaw's goal celebration today, whether it is the iconic gesture by Socrates or the famous image of US athletes Tommie Smith and John Carlos performing the Black Power salute at the 1968 Olympics in Mexico City, the important thing is that you got the memo.
February 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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"If Democrats had the right message" YEAH CAUSE ONE OF THE MESSAGES IN THE RURAL SOUTH WOULD BE FUCK BLACK PEOPLE AND I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A PARTY WITH ANYONE WILLING TO RUN THAT
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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see this is a key factor in the 'Trump is funny' debate. this, almost certainly written by Miller, is psychotic. his off the cuff, unplanned remarks come off very differently
Trump: "Instead of pardons, some of my more enthusiastic staffers were already drafting the paperwork to ship Gobble and Waddle straight to the Terrorist Confinement Center in El Salvador."
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Does the Holy Trinity make Nuns being "wives of God" poly? Greatest thread in the history of the forums, placed under papal interdict after several hundred pages of heated debate.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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This pissies me off to an extent I’m ashemd to admit cause the turkey presidential pardon implies the turkey is guilty of something and would be slaughtered in the default state of things yet it wasn’t even aware of its sin or was the sin-merely existing, I gotta sleep im awake since the attack
❗️Trump is holding very serious talks with Turkey. A deal could be made soon 🙏
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The problem with Thatcherism is that eventually you run out of public services.
Notably Jeremy Corbyn ran in 2019 on hiring more police officers. Austerity was that bad.
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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he fell victim to one of the classic blunders! the most famous of which is, ‘never answer the phone for isaac chotiner,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘never behave in a manner which causes derek guy to critique your fashion choices’
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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So, ordering enforced disappearance—an international crime.
BREAKING:

“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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You people WILL be getting a three season HBO series on the Peloponnesian War and you WILL like it or you’re going to the re-education camps.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Look last year the problem was that conference championships don't matter anymore. You can't have both
The idea that the highest-ranked team in a Power 4 conference (Miami) can miss the ACC title game and the CFP is embarrassing for the sport.

Conference realignment messed up everything by making these leagues way too big.
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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I would actually force Tarantino to direct "Wuthering Heights" because nobody has made the movie as demented as Emily Brontë intended. I think Tarantino might.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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The Power Fantasy is simply one of the best explorations of moral philosophy (aka normative ethics) in comics. Check out my ethics primer and introduction to the series:
comicphilosophy.com/index.php/20...

Kudos to @kierongillen.bsky.social and @casparw.bsky.social for this outstanding series!
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Whoever invented red velvet cake and pink lemonade were brilliant scam artists. Truly brilliant.
Red velvet cake is just bad chocolate cake.
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Given how Trump’s other pardons have gone, I expect Gobble to be arrested for sex crimes in a few weeks, and Waddle will try to assassinate a prominent elected Democrat.
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Our government is riddled with Russian agents and Russian sympathizers and I still get braindead morons shouting Russiagate at me when I point out this is bad
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Safe travels, Gramma Tortoise.
‘Queen of the Zoo’: Gramma, tortoise who lived through two world wars, dies aged 141
Gramma came to San Diego Zoo from Bronx Zoo in 1928 or 1931 and lived through 20 US presidents
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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it's important to understand that i don't actually care if the benoit blanc movies are good. lots of the columbo movies aren't "good" either. they're still good.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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No. Strangle this idea in its crib, don't let it grow like the "brain not fully developed until 25" stat
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Oh hey its that guy who challenged karl marx to a duel because he thought marx was too right-wing
“It was evident to everyone that to stay in this position would be certain destruction,” Brig. Gen August Willich recalled. “The only place of safety was in the enemy works on the crest of the ridge.” After a pause, junior officers, thinking the ridge was the real objective urged their men up (9
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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oh Americans may not understand this, but a 'magistrate' in the UK is a local volunteer with typically no legal background. But it's ok, they receive about 10 days of training. And now they can send you to jail for two years without a jury!
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM