Kotu
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Hi, I'm KingoftheUzbeks. You may remember me from such projects as “so-so AH” and “mediocre fanfic”. ↙️↙️↙️. He/Him/His. Go Crew!
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miniver.bsky.social
I just realized that the Portland Antifascist Frog has singlehandedly reclaimed amphibians from the “alt right”. Yet another way he is a Great American.
kingoftheu.bsky.social
YOU WOULDNT LAST A QUARTER IM YIPSILANTI applies to CONCACAF as well.
sickoscommittee.org
We have an ongoing CONCACAF situation in Nicaragua.
kingoftheu.bsky.social
Fun fact only one World Series has ever ended on anything other than a Strikeout or a Ball being hit into play.
rodger.bsky.social
How many series-ending errors have there been in MLB history
kingoftheu.bsky.social
Hey that's right...Phillies Dodgers isn't a Southern Brawl.
kingoftheu.bsky.social
As Jesus took all of our sins, so to shall he take all the CTE.
kingoftheu.bsky.social
No the entire administration is moving to Chapel Hill, filling in all of the positions.
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rodger.bsky.social
I am a strong Tush Push Advocate and have been since they started running it but they need to do something about the false starts
kingoftheu.bsky.social
It does suck but here we are.
kingoftheu.bsky.social
One time my Labor Law Professor just shook his head wistfully and said "you can do anything with the tax code."
teakei.bsky.social
Numbers Fuckstein wins again.
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coffeecatsja.bsky.social
I just think that Derpy showing up at my house & knocking stuff over would fix me.
Derpy, the large blue cat from KPDH, looking down at a pot of flowers he's trying to pick up with his paw
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mkstnr.bsky.social
Is your name Mark? Have you been subjected to someone quoting the infamous “Oh hai, Mark” line from box office failure The Room? You may be entitled to compensation.

Please call 1-800-MRK-NAME now and speak with our fast acting legal team. This discrimination cannot continue
kingoftheu.bsky.social
Ah yes that tracks. Really the entire Boston Sports Industrial Complex of the Early 2000s produced something nasty.
kingoftheu.bsky.social
Curious who you have as worse.
kingoftheu.bsky.social
The Italy Cycle: The Far Right Party is collapsing while the Distrubingly Fascist Party surges.

The Disurbingly Fascist Party is collapsing while the Somehow Even More Fascist Party surges.

The Somehow Even More Fascist Party is collapsing while the Corpse of Benito Mussol...
kingoftheu.bsky.social
Not to mention the White Sox.
kingoftheu.bsky.social
Wait is Order 66 just the Auspicious Incident?
althistorian.bsky.social
Honestly the Jedi having no interest in fighting slavery may be connected to the fact that it might make their Janissary-esque recruitment style very much illegal!
althistorian.bsky.social
That would fit into the theme of the prequel era Jedi having lost their way/became corrupted. More warriors than peacekeepers, no interest in ending slavery and if you have enough money they'll just pass on testing your m-count.
kingoftheu.bsky.social
The preppers embracing solar is a sign we will win.
utopia-defer.red
Now it’s prepper ads for shitty overpriced solar panels and emergency generators lol
utopia-defer.red
Has to be tenth time tonight that I have had a commercial explain to me how to buy shitty right wing meal prepper kits
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slothropsmap.bsky.social
The frog suit completely neuters the lie the admin wants to tell of violent resistance. Want to see so much more of it.
kingoftheu.bsky.social
Since the AFL-NFL merger The Leafs have exactly as many Stanley Cup appearances as the Cleveland Browns have Super Bowls. And fewer division titles.
andrewencer.bsky.social
The Leafs last won the Stanley Cup 3 1/2 weeks before the Beatles released Sgt Pepper
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones