Kotu
@kingoftheu.bsky.social
Hi, I'm KingoftheUzbeks. You may remember me from such projects as “so-so AH” and “mediocre fanfic”. ↙️↙️↙️. He/Him/His. Go Crew, Go Bucks, Go Cavs, Go Jackets and God Help Ohio's NFL teams. PFP by @reallygoodusername.bsky.social
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Someone who has never left Mogadishu but inexplicably has a cockney accent: "bit chilly today innit?"
The Humble Returning Refugee, who now knows that negative 40 degree weather feels like:
The Humble Returning Refugee, who now knows that negative 40 degree weather feels like:
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Someone who has never left Mogadishu but inexplicably has a cockney accent: "bit chilly today innit?"
The Humble Returning Refugee, who now knows that negative 40 degree weather feels like:
The Humble Returning Refugee, who now knows that negative 40 degree weather feels like:
So uh, does the Commonwealth have a mutual defense thing independent of NATO?
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 PM
So uh, does the Commonwealth have a mutual defense thing independent of NATO?
King Cotton gets a lot of focus in the US, understandably so. It's what most of the South was growing after all.
But Sugar Plantations devoured human lives as a scale that boggles the mind, even if said mind is well acquainted with the horrors of a Cotton Plantation.
But Sugar Plantations devoured human lives as a scale that boggles the mind, even if said mind is well acquainted with the horrors of a Cotton Plantation.
Mortality rates were so high on sugar plantations during slavery that slaveholders used to coerce enslaved people working other crops like cotton with threats to sell them or their loved ones to sugar plantations.
That’s where the term “sold down the river” came from.
That’s where the term “sold down the river” came from.
February 9, 2026 at 6:14 AM
King Cotton gets a lot of focus in the US, understandably so. It's what most of the South was growing after all.
But Sugar Plantations devoured human lives as a scale that boggles the mind, even if said mind is well acquainted with the horrors of a Cotton Plantation.
But Sugar Plantations devoured human lives as a scale that boggles the mind, even if said mind is well acquainted with the horrors of a Cotton Plantation.
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February 9, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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Chapelle Roan now is your moment.
Alright who can we get next year to piss them off even more.
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Chapelle Roan now is your moment.
The Girl Who Stole Shark Week
February 9, 2026 at 4:39 AM
The Girl Who Stole Shark Week
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The annoying thing about AI is that there is already an option for people with no art skills to design characters it's called Flash Dress-up games.
April 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The annoying thing about AI is that there is already an option for people with no art skills to design characters it's called Flash Dress-up games.
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okay, keeping it a buck though, “Bad Bunny's halftime show *enjoyed* for language barrier, suspected political message” would describe a decent chunk of Bluesky tonight lol
February 9, 2026 at 3:52 AM
okay, keeping it a buck though, “Bad Bunny's halftime show *enjoyed* for language barrier, suspected political message” would describe a decent chunk of Bluesky tonight lol
Alright who can we get next year to piss them off even more.
February 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Alright who can we get next year to piss them off even more.
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Okay, football over. Pitchers and catchers report in days. Back on our grind, baseball Bluesky
Alabama - The Cheap Seats (Official Video)
YouTube video by AlabamaVEVO
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February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Okay, football over. Pitchers and catchers report in days. Back on our grind, baseball Bluesky
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Drew Rumi from KPop Demon Hunters
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Drew Rumi from KPop Demon Hunters
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It also shows the NFL feels (probably correctly) that they are untouchable in a way even Disney doesn't feel untouchable.
The NFL going "you know man I'm not sure everyone is a deep, profound cultural conservative again, maybe we should just take a beat for a minute and let it play out" is unfortunately why they are the best at this stuff
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
It also shows the NFL feels (probably correctly) that they are untouchable in a way even Disney doesn't feel untouchable.
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Everybody: That show was beautiful.
Me: OVERRULE THE INSULAR CASES TOMORROW FFS
Me: OVERRULE THE INSULAR CASES TOMORROW FFS
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Everybody: That show was beautiful.
Me: OVERRULE THE INSULAR CASES TOMORROW FFS
Me: OVERRULE THE INSULAR CASES TOMORROW FFS
Tack on the Articles for Six.
I think you can argue for five: First Republic (before the 12th Amendment), Second Republic (up until the Civil War), Third Republic (Reconstruction Amendments), Fourth Republic (direct election of senators, women's suffrage, etc), Fifth Republic (post WWII).
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Tack on the Articles for Six.
JUICE!
Prior to Earth departure, the Jupiter Icy Moons Orbiter's nuclear reactor is not active. Two Delta Cryogenic Propulsion stages, launched separately and modified with docking and extended-duration flight capabilities, boost the probe most of the way to transjupiter injection
February 8, 2026 at 11:55 PM
JUICE!
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Scott: "So what do you say to critics of your economic policy? Those who feel your proposals will stifle innovation."
Kamala: "Good question, almost as good as these wings...ahahahah...well Scott what I would say..."
Walz, chugging milk: "AHHHHHHH IT BURNS ANHHH"
Kamala: "Good question, almost as good as these wings...ahahahah...well Scott what I would say..."
Walz, chugging milk: "AHHHHHHH IT BURNS ANHHH"
i think about how Harris's team kept trying to get her on normie podcasts that weren't about politics and kept getting shotdown
unironically think you can draw a line to what Harris *wanted* to do with her campaign and Zohran has done with his
June 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Scott: "So what do you say to critics of your economic policy? Those who feel your proposals will stifle innovation."
Kamala: "Good question, almost as good as these wings...ahahahah...well Scott what I would say..."
Walz, chugging milk: "AHHHHHHH IT BURNS ANHHH"
Kamala: "Good question, almost as good as these wings...ahahahah...well Scott what I would say..."
Walz, chugging milk: "AHHHHHHH IT BURNS ANHHH"
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ˡᵉᵗ ᵘˢ proclᵃᶦᵐ the ᵐʸˢtery ₒբ faith
February 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
ˡᵉᵗ ᵘˢ proclᵃᶦᵐ the ᵐʸˢtery ₒբ faith
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the klaxon call of stupid american military adventurism under false pretenses has blared, and green day has returned
February 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
the klaxon call of stupid american military adventurism under false pretenses has blared, and green day has returned
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Yes we're called Orioles fans
Are there sports guys on here who adopt the annoying too-savvy doomerism of politics guys? Saying stuff like "You really think there's going to be a second half"
if you see someone posting "I CANT BELIEVE IT, HOLY SHIT" or "THIS IS UN-FUCKING REAL" later this afternoon know with confidence it's either someone watching "the big game" or more evidence of elite wrongdoing uncovered in the unending global pedophile trafficking scandal
February 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Yes we're called Orioles fans
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fight! fight! fight! fight!
(remembers History)
friends ... i take it back. please. do not fight
(remembers History)
friends ... i take it back. please. do not fight
February 7, 2026 at 3:52 PM
fight! fight! fight! fight!
(remembers History)
friends ... i take it back. please. do not fight
(remembers History)
friends ... i take it back. please. do not fight
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February 8, 2026 at 6:01 AM