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“…search for evil with eyes unclouded…”
“I wasn’t born a fool. It took work to get this way!”
“We should be careful of each other, we should be kind, While there is still time.”
Pinned
Definitely a must read/watch.
“You are stronger by being vulnerable and saying that you don’t know what’s coming next in your life than you are by pretending that you have everything sorted. No one really has everything sorted.”

#Motivation #YouGotThis #Purpose
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A memo obtained by NPR shows the Justice Department is telling inspectors to stop evaluating prisons using standards designed to protect trans and other LGBTQ community members from sexual violence. n.pr/44K1Tb9
DOJ orders prison inspectors to stop considering LGBTQ safety standards
A memo obtained by NPR shows the Justice Department is telling inspectors to stop evaluating prisons using standards designed to protect trans and other LGBTQ community members from sexual violence.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Hey America, if you were a Christian nation, you’d be feeding the poor, not yelling at them for using food stamps.
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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As RFK Jr.'s new vaccine panel ponders changing the hepatitis B vaccination schedule, some doctors recall past patients, including children, who died painful deaths before there was a vaccine. n.pr/3McwKqG
Doctors warn delaying hepatitis B shot for newborns could revive a deadly threat
As RFK Jr.'s new vaccine panel ponders changing the hepatitis B vaccination schedule, some doctors recall past patients, including children, who died painful deaths before there was a vaccine.
n.pr
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Lindsey Graham cast the deciding vote that made Pete Hegseth Secretary of Defense. South Carolina can do better with @drannieandrews.com.
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Yo, @jameshoffmann.bsky.social!
(…or any other #coffee or #antique nerds) Pewter coffee pot from Holland, unknown year. Any ideas as to when it was made? It even still has the original burner unit!
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
So, apparently Munster and Muenster are two different cheeses… sharing the same etymology of coming from the Latin ‘monasterium’ meaning ‘monetary.’ Neither cheeses are from Münster or the Irish province of Munster. Then there’s Herman…

@robwords.bsky.social @jesszafarris.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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What he said: 💯 🎯
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Seriously consider taking 45 minutes out of your day (perfect for multitaskers) watch, or listen, to this from Hank Green. Multiple 💡💡 going on all at once. Answers many, many questions.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwgz... @hankgreen.bsky.social
Why Was Every President Born in the Same Year?
YouTube video by Hank Green
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Today’s movie:

The Shining (1980)

“Don't worry, Mom. I know all about cannibalism. I saw it on TV.”

#MovieNight #ClassicMovie #HorrorMovieNight
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.

And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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The irony is rich.
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Any humor found in the evolution of bipedality in early humans is technically stand up comedy.

#dadjoke #ScienceJoke
I heard this one over at #PBSEons. Fun times.
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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You're a high ranking government official and you shouldn't make things up.

Your 70% number is just a fabrication.

And it's TOTALLY not true that "every single" person you detained is here illegally. For instance, many were allowed in so they could apply for asylum.
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Wanna hear my favorite chemistry pickup line?
"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase... cuz I could *so* unzip your genes!"

#dadjoke
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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New York City helped my mother become the artist she is today. The next generation deserves a City Hall that lifts up tomorrow's artists as well.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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In the sense that “unhealed emotional and spiritual trauma” means multiple mutations in genes involved in cell proliferation, DNA repair, and immune system evasion, this is true
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
@robwords.bsky.social

…eggcorn…
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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DOGE is not really gone, it’s just been made standard operating procedure now. Please stop celebrating DOGE ‘ending’ as a ‘win.’ It’s not. Their cuts have already killed 600,000 people. Elon stole all your data. Don’t fall for the clickbait.
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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"Court video showed ICE agents, who allegedly had a 12-pack of Modelo in their car...

"“This is great,” an officer said as they started following Martinez. “This is fun,” another replied.

www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/c...
ICE video shows officers planned to ‘smash’ into Charlotte man filming Border Patrol
Immigration agents had a 12-pack of Modelos in their car while making arrests, Miguel Angel Garcia Martinez told investigators.
www.charlotteobserver.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It is certainly a Monday… 😩 I need to smile…

Over the weekend, I saw a baguette at the zoo! …it was bread in captivity…

#dadjoke.
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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This is the way!
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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I'll trade Elvis wig guy for the guy who decided presidents are above the law.
Missouri Judge Who Wore Elvis Wig in Court Agrees to Resign www.nytimes.com/2025/11/20/u...

And I’m gifting this one because it’s really funny
Missouri Judge Who Wore Elvis Wig in Court Agrees to Resign
www.nytimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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This holiday season, on Lifetime, it’s A Christmas Crush.
MAGA Loses It After Donald Falls In Love With A Muslim Man
The funniest picture of the year.
www.thegodpodcast.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hey! I had one of these! …or at least my parents did for their yellow Ford LTD. They had exactly 3 8 tracks for it… Hotel California, In the Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly (in 2 parts!), and a Billy Joel album. So, my dad got the adapter!

Fun times.

@techconnectify.bsky.social
Wanna play a cassette in an 8-track player? This adapter made it possible
YouTube video by Technology Connections
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Oh! Look what came in!

The dishwasher powder, promoted by @techconnectify.bsky.social, is unavailable but ya.

Go to good.store! Great products and 100% of profits go to charity!
November 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM