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kladdagh.bsky.social @kladdagh.bsky.social · 21m

Another lady forgot a whole bag of goods. It's one reason I don't like self-checkouts.
I would have reminded the lady about her bag, but I can't do everything. She was already out the door. I just did my best, like we all do. Helped a pupper relax & that was good.

kladdagh.bsky.social @kladdagh.bsky.social · 21m

A while back, I was at the store and there was a lady with a service animal who was very nervous. Doggo was barking and jumping at anyone who came too near. I spoke gentle to baby, and they calmed down a little.
Their human almost forgot their receipt at self checkout, but I got her to collect it.

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kladdagh.bsky.social @kladdagh.bsky.social · 1h

I've said it before and I'll say it again: heaven protect us from mediocre men who think they're funny.

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Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 1d

Garnish yuor goodboy so he become a gourd boy

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kladdagh.bsky.social @kladdagh.bsky.social · 2h

It was good. I also liked Jazz.

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kladdagh.bsky.social @kladdagh.bsky.social · 2h

And so many times, he was a woman.

a man wearing a tiara and earrings is looking at a woman

Alt: Scott Bakula as Sam Beckett wearing a tiara and earrings is looking at a woman

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kladdagh.bsky.social @kladdagh.bsky.social · 3h

Hot take: 28 Weeks Later is better than 28 Days Later.
I get why people like the first one, and you'd need to have it to get the sequel, but it's not as good as the sequel, which I think tells a better story.
Keep in mind, I value suspense & plot over jumpscares.

From Spongebob, Patrick in a stadium, chained to a stanned for public hatred

kladdagh.bsky.social @kladdagh.bsky.social · 4h

Ironically, the Roger Corman Carnosaur series was shaped by both.

kladdagh.bsky.social @kladdagh.bsky.social · 4h

I say "We didn't learn." but we were also taught a fraction of the story, in truth.
The rise of the Populist party in many of the great plains states, alone, shifted major trends of the gilded age, leading to the two parties flipping their stances by the 1920s.

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kladdagh.bsky.social @kladdagh.bsky.social · 4h

She doesn't have to be Goth, but a whole lot of eggs hatch. God, I looked good that night.

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kladdagh.bsky.social @kladdagh.bsky.social · 4h

I think we should make transition so easy that a person can just present differently based on their mood or the occasion, and still be appreciated and validated, instead of insisting that all things be so rigid that implying someone is a different gender is somehow insulting.

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kladdagh.bsky.social @kladdagh.bsky.social · 6h

A fun size piece of candy is an ounce, but a fun size bag of baby carrots is a pound. I accept that the definitions are different here, based on the respective products, but the disparity is what confuses me.
Anyway, I've got plenty of dip for the carrots, so I'm just ducky.

a white rabbit is eating a green leaf .

Alt: a white rabbit is eating a green leaf .

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renni @renniultrafox.bsky.social · 7h

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kladdagh.bsky.social @kladdagh.bsky.social · 7h

😗😍Oooh! Goodie!!!

kladdagh.bsky.social @kladdagh.bsky.social · 7h

TMW you went to a queer clothing swap as your birthday "shopping spree" and you snagged a cowl-neck poncho, and not only does it fit well, but you look cool in it.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 3d

🎶Thicker than
A deep dish pie
Joints are sore
Blood pressure high
Pudding, flan
And crème brûlée
None are safe
From the Green Beignets🎶

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tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · 21h

Scheming beast. What foul plan hatches from the swamp of your mind

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The Pleasure Vice Principle (he/him/his) @hannibaltabu.bsky.social · 20h

I saw the dot coms crash from a front row seat. AI is running out of money way faster.

The evangelism is insecurity from people who made the wrong bet. I’ve seen it before. futurism.com/future-socie...