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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO
@kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social
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Not hideous enough to merit rejection. Beer Gerk, ShanDad, Techno Bozo, InclusiveDance #freshformass
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 5m
Weyyyyyy
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 15m
Catching up on the game, the fam were absolutely bang on tbh
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 1h
Jason Cummings, banter legends, voyager, journeychad
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Joe Dick @whatjoewrote.bsky.social · 1h
His current team is a Powerdads album name waiting to happen.

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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 1h
HELLS BELLLLLLS
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 1h
Says the fella tweeting about Traitors cos his family made him get the Scotland game to fuck at half time
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 2h
Traitors is just Love Island for virgins isn't it?
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 1h
We get Dykes, they get the Cumdog, what a fuckin swap
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 1h
Telt yeez
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 3h
Watching Scotland playing at home
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 2h
Doing ruinously embarrassing shit with your mates is literally the stuff of life, signed someone who has spent their life doing ruinously etc. . .
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 2h
Traitors is just Love Island for virgins isn't it?
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 2h
I woke up singing this today, absolutely mad vibes man
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 3h
Watching Scotland playing at home
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 6h
My friend, *we* are the stupidest men alive!
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 8h
Also, this is exactly what's happened to fashion in the last decade or so.
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 8h
Big smell of NFT off this kinda flex
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 8h
Apologies for confusing declarations! more when we meet on Friday week!
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 8h
It's Laszlo K! I didn't know Pynchon was Hungarian?!?!
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 9h
He won the Nobel dingus!
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 9h
The Hungarian Hot Dawg!
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 9h
YES
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 9h
Here's a bunch of aggressively deranged solutions to entirely imaginary problems, tailored to the biggest weirdos in the country. Cool!
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 9h
The UK during political conference season is pretty much that Stewart Lee sketch about E4 youtu.be/OTiryN--n-0?...
Nothing on TV Sketch | Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle | BBC Studios
YouTube video by BBC Studios
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 10h
Baldy yertle the turtle looking mf
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 11h
@wolfmanramirez.bsky.social that's ya boy!
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 1d
Massive shortage of maths teachers "LOOKS LIKE MATHS IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS"
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THE MIDWIT CUCKOO @kneelbeforeclom.bsky.social · 1d
There was lots of pipeline chat during the great employability grift of the late 00s/early 10s
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