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Chinese translator in Shanghai, etc.
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November 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
the one constant across David Lammy's career is that he will say absolutely anything if it advances his career one iota
yeah people think you're crazy when you say labour is a fascist party and they they start doing this
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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After publishing this article, I've heard from many that CR seems to be using AI to produce dub CCs. Now, thanks to a slip-up CR had with episode 6 dub of The Banished Court Magician, we can say that with 100% certainty: Crunchyroll is using the AI service Ollang.com for its dub closed captions!
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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August 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
in response, the Seattle polycule conclave has elected an antipope
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
when the local cad says something so utterly uncouth you gotta hit 'em with the Spinster Stare
Why does the Merriam Webster illustration for Pince-nez look like a lady wojak
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The Honourable Schoolboy with everyone from Tinker Tailor (2011) reprising their roles
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
you guys can’t make fun of English food and then post your thanksgiving dinners
What's your hottest Thanksgiving food take?
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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The strategy makes perfect sense if he's spent the last 15 years having his obviously hateful, racist self soft soaped, ingratiated and welcomed by every facet of the media instead of having his feet held to the fire. He expects it to blow over if he just keeps his head down, and he's probably right
Still can't quite believe that "I only said 'gas the Jews' in a non-hurtful way" was the strategy Nigel Farage opted to go for
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
bovril amphetemines
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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“I can no longer post content on this internet platform, filled as it is with malicious far right cranks spreading lunatic misinformation and relentlessly inciting hate and fear” - Me, at the Times website
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Do you see what I mean, when I say it’s not the random punter in the street we need to be worried about
UK now at the point where the former Chair of the Racial Equalities Commission is calling for campaigns of terror against people of colour on the streets of the UK
Trevor Philips in the Times, calling for a Trump/Miller-style of random deportations based on skin colour.

archive.ph/RlXPj
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Labour is actively wasting our money for the sole purpose of being cruel to people who have done nothing wrong
Labour's anti-asylum policies are already fundamentally inhumane and discriminatory. Applying them retrospectively is pure cruelty though. It serves absolutely no purpose. Meanwhile it will increase the costs and bureaucracy of an already dysfunctional Home Office.
www.thetimes.com/article/6f83...
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.

On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day

So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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He should do one about that one bag of dirt, from the guy who in 2004 bought a router at Home Depot, but when he got the box home inside was not a router but a bag of dirt with “puto” written on it
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
lmao. in China I’m limited to transferring the equivalent of my annual salary every year, so congrats to Phillips on outdoing the People’s Republic
Trevor Phillips proposes banning "remittances" (ie: imposing currency/exchange controls on international cash transfers by foreign nationals from Britain). He says this would disincentivise immigration, in a Times piece saying the Home Secretary needs to go [much] further

archive.ph/RlXPj
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
the croissant wanter
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM