eastyjet
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Chinese translator in Shanghai, etc.
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when the great noticing of the reform polling nosedive happens, expect the green party to become history's greatest monster.
February 17, 2026 at 11:50 AM
when the great noticing of the reform polling nosedive happens, expect the green party to become history's greatest monster.
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SHIVERS - I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.
February 17, 2026 at 11:05 AM
SHIVERS - I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.
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Here it is, your moment of zen.
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Here it is, your moment of zen.
buenos dias
its insane that drafting as an occupation used to just involve countless huge rooms of dads in shirts and ties, scattered all over the country, leaning over tables with their asses perked up all day as their 9-5 job
February 17, 2026 at 7:08 AM
buenos dias
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REPORTER: Sir, can you tell us what happened with the elephant?
ME: (huddled in a space blanket) Of course: I was minding my business when the beast grabbed me with its trunk. My penis, exposed for unrelated reasons, functioned as a sort of axel by which I was rotated like a holiday noisemaker
ME: (huddled in a space blanket) Of course: I was minding my business when the beast grabbed me with its trunk. My penis, exposed for unrelated reasons, functioned as a sort of axel by which I was rotated like a holiday noisemaker
February 17, 2026 at 4:27 AM
REPORTER: Sir, can you tell us what happened with the elephant?
ME: (huddled in a space blanket) Of course: I was minding my business when the beast grabbed me with its trunk. My penis, exposed for unrelated reasons, functioned as a sort of axel by which I was rotated like a holiday noisemaker
ME: (huddled in a space blanket) Of course: I was minding my business when the beast grabbed me with its trunk. My penis, exposed for unrelated reasons, functioned as a sort of axel by which I was rotated like a holiday noisemaker
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Quit complaining about not being able to afford/get RAM. Thousands of the most annoying losers you’ve ever seen need that RAM so they can do a bunch of line break posts calling themselves Builders because they pay for an AI subscription
February 17, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Quit complaining about not being able to afford/get RAM. Thousands of the most annoying losers you’ve ever seen need that RAM so they can do a bunch of line break posts calling themselves Builders because they pay for an AI subscription
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This event is insane
February 16, 2026 at 10:09 PM
This event is insane
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
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They're mad he learned too well?
February 16, 2026 at 4:02 AM
They're mad he learned too well?
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AI has replicated the efficiencies of Soviet central planning
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
AI has replicated the efficiencies of Soviet central planning
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lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
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KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you.
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
September 20, 2024 at 1:34 PM
KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you.
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
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can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover
February 14, 2026 at 8:23 AM
can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover
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ChatGPT's new security features make the bot sound like an abusive 45yo man who just realized he might go to jail because his girlfriend is 12
Which makes sense, given who's left at OpenAI
Which makes sense, given who's left at OpenAI
From that Reddit forum for “AI boyfriends“…. looks like ChatGPT switched up and gave them a reality check.
The mods are telling users to seek therapy and speak with friends.
This is quite sad. Those people are in a very fragile state because their AI boyfriends snapped.
The mods are telling users to seek therapy and speak with friends.
This is quite sad. Those people are in a very fragile state because their AI boyfriends snapped.
February 14, 2026 at 7:50 AM
ChatGPT's new security features make the bot sound like an abusive 45yo man who just realized he might go to jail because his girlfriend is 12
Which makes sense, given who's left at OpenAI
Which makes sense, given who's left at OpenAI
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Lord of the Rings and the Spider-Man trilogy both rule, because we took some absolute freak horror directors, gave them infinite budgets and never-before-seen CGI tech, and told them to make an all-quadrant family blockbuster based on the most beloved characters of the 20th century.
Whenever I rewatch the original Spider-Man movie I remember how much parts of it scared me, especially the Green Goblin jumpscares, and how it might have been my first exposure to this style of horror filmmaking, that combo of intensity and camp that I came to love Raimi for
February 14, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Lord of the Rings and the Spider-Man trilogy both rule, because we took some absolute freak horror directors, gave them infinite budgets and never-before-seen CGI tech, and told them to make an all-quadrant family blockbuster based on the most beloved characters of the 20th century.
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"wages have been flat for decades" is an extremely simple, obviously true concept that explains about 80% of all handwringing op-eds and for some reason they just won't say that
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
"wages have been flat for decades" is an extremely simple, obviously true concept that explains about 80% of all handwringing op-eds and for some reason they just won't say that
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With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
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YOU - I can't give up. I have to keep going, for Revachol...
February 14, 2026 at 6:38 AM
YOU - I can't give up. I have to keep going, for Revachol...
This restaurant is apparently offering the Mark Carney menu??
February 14, 2026 at 6:02 AM
This restaurant is apparently offering the Mark Carney menu??
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
i often think about this review
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This pops up every once in awhile and I always share it. Wu Tang goes in and out of popularity with the times, but there's no denying there was a Dream Team level of talent and brilliance on that roster. True artists.
February 14, 2026 at 1:32 AM
This pops up every once in awhile and I always share it. Wu Tang goes in and out of popularity with the times, but there's no denying there was a Dream Team level of talent and brilliance on that roster. True artists.
Putting my conspiracy hat on and saying that now would be the perfect time for a false flag attack if I were the deep state
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding
February 14, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Putting my conspiracy hat on and saying that now would be the perfect time for a false flag attack if I were the deep state
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WATCH: Massive fire erupts at one of Cuba’s largest oil refineries, Ñico López in Havana, amid severe fuel shortages and the U.S. embargo; cause remains unknown.
February 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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