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November 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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If The Green Knight appeared before me and my uncle and his friends and promised that whatever I did to him he would repay me in one years time I would simply give him an ice cold Modelo Especial.
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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added sound 😊
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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It basically sucks to be in a situation where you're screaming "It can't be! We killed you!" at a shambling figure that's encroaching inexorably
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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It is a long, proud, red-blooded American tradition:

Punch a nazi today.
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Whats your favorite part of the holidays, Luis?

Me: Well crafted ads with cartoon animals.
Also Me: 😫😳❤️✨

(I saw him first, he will bring me my groceries and pie for the holidays! )😊❤️
November 17, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

Don't eat strange meat off the floor! Feel like that goes without saying...
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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The original Let It Die was famous for its absolutely amazing soundtrack. Akira Yamaoka went and got in touch with a HUNDRED of his favourite indie bands and commissioned each to do a track named 'let it die'. The result was borderline mystical.

They're AI-generating the music here.

Fuck that.
The Let it Die sequel - Let it Die: Inferno - which is coming out next week (4th December), seems to have been built using a considerable amount of generative AI. https://bit.ly/4ol7lIA
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Hot Mulligan understands that a music video should be you and your homies getting in a funny costume, doing a silly skit, and maybe sometime doing a long extended monologue that tonally clashes at the end.
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Singer/songwriter is an art that requires less of an expense than illustrator in that you don't even need crayon and paper.

The subtext is what it's always been- These people don't want to be artists. They want to be famous.
All AI music does is devalue the work done by human artists. It’s not accessibility, it’s exploitation. We need real protections for artists against AI!

BTW — even if you had access to this AI startup as a child, you still wouldn’t know how to make music.
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Within the mission "Vampiric Demise" in Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves, you must protect Sly Cooper as he cracks open fireworks stashes from waves of Jiang Shi vampires.

If you open your binocucom & zoom in on Sly as he's opening a stash, you'll see that the stash's combination lock is only one digit.
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It would be so cool if God would go back to actively smiting people. I feel like it's well-past time.
I have now learned that there are "scarification artists" and I would like to go back to when I was ignorant
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Seems like a cool dude.

Too bad he DEFINITELY DOESN'T EXIST.
If you think you know the puncher

NO YOU ABSOLUTELY DON’T
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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I know several of my friends and colleagues use Scrivener for their writing projects so heads up! 👇🏾
Unlike most apps these days, Scrivener does not use AI in any way. However, if you’re on a Mac, you may see an AI prompt.
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Here’s why, and what you can do if you want to remove this: buff.ly/MlAq0rL
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM