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Resident Konrad Remake 🧟‍♂️

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He/Him Retail by day, tabletop and videogames by night. Big TMNT fanboy. Playing and painting too many tabletop games and working on writing my own. ( #animetabletop ) I also like videogame music a whole lot.

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Resident Konrad Remake 🧟‍♂️ @konrad42.bsky.social · Oct 17

Hello there. I'm Konrad and I like to hyperfocus on too many tabletop games and build lots of terrain for it. I hope to write my own ruleset at some point.

A game of Bushido. Samurai and ninjas fight in a Japanese village.

A picture from a Necromunda game, where a gang tried to hijack a spacecraft

A Two-Face Crew for the Batman Miniature Game. A bunch of old-timey gangsters standing in the street

A shot from a game of Marvel Crisis Protocol. She-Hulk is about to smash Carnage who's standing next to a Graveyard

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Resident Konrad Remake 🧟‍♂️ @konrad42.bsky.social · 1m

While I dislike Brocolli in general and on pizza, the visuals are perfect. But what are those seeds around the banana slice on Leo's? Cut up cashew nuts?

Resident Konrad Remake 🧟‍♂️ @konrad42.bsky.social · 3m

The funniest thing about this post is that Tony here has Pizza Dog as his avatar. #OkayThisLooksBad

Tony Duncan @laddical.bsky.social · 1h

Who cuts a shallot like that, Donnie? And are those bananas, Leo? AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, MIKEY, BROCCOLI?!?!?!?!?!

#MagicTheGathering #TMNT #MTGxTMNT

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 9m

We've strategically placed mediocre hacks at the top of every political and business organization, let's see what happens next

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Resident Konrad Remake 🧟‍♂️ @konrad42.bsky.social · 34m

I was thinking about getting these as well. Was kinda hoping for a digital sale.

Kody Dotson @kodynardo.bsky.social · 47m

For those that own and played this collection, and given the buggy launch, is it safe to buy & play now?

I don’t want to be out $40 and none of these play as intended.

Resident Konrad Remake 🧟‍♂️ @konrad42.bsky.social · 1h

I am SERIOUSLY considering printing and framing all of these out as art for my kitchen.

Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 3h

Our heroes in a half shell can't fight on an empty stomach! These flavorful full-art pizza basic lands will give you the fuel to cast some #MTGxTMNT spells.

This image depicts five full art lands.
From left to right:
Plains. This illustration shows a three fingered hand picking up a slice of pizza with banana slices arranged into the shape of a sun as toppings.

Island. This illustration shows a three fingered hand holding up a slice of pizza with sardines and an onion in the shape of a water drop as toppings.

Swamp. This illustration shows a furred hand with pointed claw-like nails grabbing a slice of pizza with a mushroom in the shape of a skull as a topping,

Mountain. This illustration shows a slice of pizza held on the blade of a sai, the peperoni on the pizza is in the shape of a fire ball.

Forest. This illustration shows a three fingered hand holding a slice of pizza in the palm of his hand, the veggie pizza has a prominent broccoli in the shape of a tree as a topping.

Along the bottom of the image reads: "Pizza Lands".

Resident Konrad Remake 🧟‍♂️ @konrad42.bsky.social · 2h

Jennika confirmed! #mtgxtmnt

Art preview for the ninja turtles magic edition showing the female turtle Jennika slashing with her metal claws

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Skalos @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social · 2h

Oh it's this version of rat king! Oh shit #MTGxTMNT

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Resident Konrad Remake 🧟‍♂️ @konrad42.bsky.social · 3h

I know Universes Beyond are not everyone's cup of tea. I get it. But I mostly enjoy them and THIS is just chef kissing greasy fingers all around. Super excited for this. #mtgxtmnt

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Collecting Magic: The Gathering® | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: A First Look

Cowabunga! It's time to explore the new cards and treatments in Magic: The Gathering | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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Resident Konrad Remake 🧟‍♂️ @konrad42.bsky.social · 3h

Resident Konrad Remake 🧟‍♂️ @konrad42.bsky.social · 4h

"Ninjitsu!"

Resident Konrad Remake 🧟‍♂️ @konrad42.bsky.social · 4h

I love them.

Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 4h

Combining individual strengths to create a dream team is a core part of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Each Partner card in the #MTGxTMNT Commander Deck highlights those strengths and adds a different flair to your path to victory.

This image depicts the Leonardo, The Balance card. Three mana, one white. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Mythic Rarity.

Card art: This art depitcts a humanoid turtle warrior standing in a crouched defensive postion with two twin katana held in each hand, his arms crossed to protect his torso.

Rules text: Whenever a token you control enters, you may put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Do this only once each turn.
White mana, blue mana, black mana, red mana, green mana: Creature you control gain menace, trample and lifelinkt until end of turn.
Partner - Character select (You can have two Commanders if both have this ability) Power 3/Toughness 3

This image depicts the card "Donatello, the Brains". Two mana, one blue. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Mythic Rarity.

Card Art: This is an illustration of a humanoid turtle sitting at an L shaped desk. He has one hand hovering over a keyboard while he turns his body away from the computer and towards a small tube filled with ooze. On another part of the table, a piece of pizza sits on a plate as a rat nibbles at the toppings.

Rules text: I one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a Mutagen token are created instead.
Partner - Character Select (You can have two Commanders if both have this ability)
Power two/toughness four

Flavor text: "I always thought there 'd be more to the ooze."

This image depicts the card of "Raphael, the Muscle". Four mana, red mana. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Mythic Rarity.

Card art: This is an illustation of a humanoid turtle with broad shoulders and a thick muscled build. His arms are frozen mid swipe as clutched in each hand is a twin sai held backwards. His mouth is set into a snarl.

Rules text: Double all damage that creature you control with counters on them would deal.
When Raphael enters, create a Mutagen token.
Partners -- Character Select (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.) Power four, toughness four.

This image depicts the card "Michelangelo, the Heart". One mana, one green. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Card art: This is an illustration of a humanoid turtle breakdancing and frozen in a one arm hand stand in front of a well loved couch. He kicks his legs in two different directions, one in front of him, the other catching a pizza box and his other arm is holding up a pizza. Another pizza box rests on his head as he smiles.

Rules text: Trample.
Raid (the Fridge) - At the beginning of your second main phase, if you attacked this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and create a Food token.
Partner - Character Select (You may have two commanders f you both have this ability) Power two/toughness one.

Resident Konrad Remake 🧟‍♂️ @konrad42.bsky.social · 4h

5 Color Commander Let's goooooo!

Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 4h

The #MTGxTMNT Commander deck celebrates the power of teamwork. The deck will have one face Commander and five cards with the mechanic Partner, allowing you to have a second Commander in play.