Chris Frank
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I just created it, but now I’m going to AO3
To be fair, there are also SFF books from the 90s that could also be 200 pages. Looking at you, Snow Crash!
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books are too damn long these days.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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The best part of Harlan Ellison's Doctor Who essay is that Pinnacle Books censored one line and one line only of Harlan's submitted draft dated Nov. 1, 1978. A dig at Anita Bryant at the height of her pernicious political influence in the States.
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Man Panics After Reaching Age Where Parents Prematurely Started Family
Man Panics After Reaching Age Where Parents Prematurely Started Family
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All your unhinged literary opinions are so comprehensively hinged that I'm starting to suspect some of you aren't obeying the prompt
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Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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hm? sorry, i was just thinking about how the latest adaptation of PET SEMATARY managed to fuck up one of King's best, most straightforward stories in the stupidest way possible, and how i wish the first PET SEMATARY movie was better, and also, this can't be an Arby's because that place burned down
We’ve been out of Class since 2016.
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A Doctor Who pure-historical where the TARDIS breaks down in 1750 BC Mesopotamia; luckily, it’s actually a really simple part to fix as long as they can find someone to sell them some good quality Sumerian copper.
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you know we're on a hiatus when they announce they're finally releasing the series 10 soundtrack
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here, you'll see a huge waste of public funds. and also, the TARDIS set.
Prince William standing in the 2025 state of the art white TARDIS set.
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(Reading the plot synopsis for a Stephen King novel)

“So… it follows a writer…”

OH DOES IT NOW.
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New Study Shows That Bones Are Incredibly Cool
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hey sorry, can’t. busy.
Image with the photographer holding a cigrette and a pint of beer. Across the table is Snoopy also holding a cigarette but drinking root beer. It’s night time on a city street and there’s a bright McDonald’s sign across the way
Help! A person isn’t supposed to swoon this much!
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really appreciating the fact that time lord lore is buried in a dozen incomprehensible EU novels and comics and a handful of episodes that all contradict each other, like a scavenger hunt