mel thomas
@pagemelt.bsky.social
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mel thomas
@pagemelt.bsky.social
· Jul 6
be your own algorithm
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hi! 😃 i couldn't help but notice that scrolling is sapping your will to live! may i offer u a video essay in these trying times?
youtu.be/Bdj14_jdumI
youtu.be/Bdj14_jdumI
had a nightmare that I made tini's mac and cheese for thanksgiving but I forgot to bloom the spices before I made the roux ❌😩
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
had a nightmare that I made tini's mac and cheese for thanksgiving but I forgot to bloom the spices before I made the roux ❌😩
oh hell yeah 🔥
Hidden cameras. Surveillance networks. Paranoid delusions.
My new video is about the feeling that you're being watched.
youtu.be/gStjfje6Mq4
My new video is about the feeling that you're being watched.
youtu.be/gStjfje6Mq4
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
oh hell yeah 🔥
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forgot the wifi password for my crude tunnel system
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
forgot the wifi password for my crude tunnel system
i'm sure there's a joke to make about how ryan lizza's newsletter has the same name as infamous ex-youtuber james somerton's fake crowdfunded production company, but it's been 8 hours of brainstorming and at this point i've gotta admit that i'm not gonna be the one to make it
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i'm sure there's a joke to make about how ryan lizza's newsletter has the same name as infamous ex-youtuber james somerton's fake crowdfunded production company, but it's been 8 hours of brainstorming and at this point i've gotta admit that i'm not gonna be the one to make it
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what line from the book do you most want to hear in the show and why is it "okay mr. lots of sex"
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
what line from the book do you most want to hear in the show and why is it "okay mr. lots of sex"
official member of the pocket spiral notebook defense squad!!!!! 😤😤 i like em. i think they're cute
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
official member of the pocket spiral notebook defense squad!!!!! 😤😤 i like em. i think they're cute
me at the pinball bar 2nite
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
me at the pinball bar 2nite
I stopped scrolling before bed and started playing wordle and connections instead, and I think it's actually making me angrier
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I stopped scrolling before bed and started playing wordle and connections instead, and I think it's actually making me angrier
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cloudflare outages are a big turn-on for me
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
cloudflare outages are a big turn-on for me
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PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
In a lot of ways other leftists chose this path folks. They shrugged and didn’t care when Patreon banned a ton of hypnosis and TF creators, or when YouTube started their ASMR crackdown. Now it’s coming for queer porn creators, more and more. Who will stand up?
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
me and ur girl this holiday season
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
me and ur girl this holiday season
enough productivity for today 🙅♂️🙅♂️. it's time to look up people i don't like to see if they've posted anything annoying recently
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
enough productivity for today 🙅♂️🙅♂️. it's time to look up people i don't like to see if they've posted anything annoying recently
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99% of memoirs should have been or remained essays. like what do you mean you're a 29-year-old brooklyn transplant and you wrote 70k words about your life. you better have been a war correspondent before you picked up that podcast mic. you better have been raised in a fundamentalist cult
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
99% of memoirs should have been or remained essays. like what do you mean you're a 29-year-old brooklyn transplant and you wrote 70k words about your life. you better have been a war correspondent before you picked up that podcast mic. you better have been raised in a fundamentalist cult
currently self-flagellating by reading substack articles called "the over-consumption of girlhood" and "joan didion (and other writers you've probably never heard of)" and "the proliferation of degeneracy in contemporary romance: a leftist analysis"
November 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
currently self-flagellating by reading substack articles called "the over-consumption of girlhood" and "joan didion (and other writers you've probably never heard of)" and "the proliferation of degeneracy in contemporary romance: a leftist analysis"
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[me, yesterday, watching the Arabic Zohran ad] dick cheney would die if he saw this
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
[me, yesterday, watching the Arabic Zohran ad] dick cheney would die if he saw this
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Long live Guilloteen Vogue
November 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Long live Guilloteen Vogue
pumping my fist in the air like my team just scored
Most modern fantasy writers would answer this question, whether or not they'd given it much thought. Sapkowski flatly will not and resents you asking him about it
November 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
pumping my fist in the air like my team just scored
look at him. his bandana has skulls
October 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
look at him. his bandana has skulls
ohhh noooOOooOO jira's down, what am i gonna doooOOooOOOoO
October 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
ohhh noooOOooOO jira's down, what am i gonna doooOOooOOOoO
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if i get a say in what people remember me for when i'm dead, may i suggest my preternatural tolerance for bad artificial grape flavoring. if it's purple and it says "grape" i will eat it and probably like it at least a little
October 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
if i get a say in what people remember me for when i'm dead, may i suggest my preternatural tolerance for bad artificial grape flavoring. if it's purple and it says "grape" i will eat it and probably like it at least a little
my favorite thing that happens on social media is when people i follow on instagram are killing time at the airport and so they post a bunch of stories about being at the airport
October 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
my favorite thing that happens on social media is when people i follow on instagram are killing time at the airport and so they post a bunch of stories about being at the airport
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For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
November 30, 2024 at 6:51 AM
For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit