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@kyrla.bsky.social

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chemist and musician 🇦🇺 pfp by @portaltohades.bsky.social webbed site http://www.kyrla.xyz weague @kyrla.akkoma.mellivora.social

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kyrla @kyrla.bsky.social · Dec 31

2025 YEAR OF EARLY / YEAR OF TODO

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Dr. Damien P. Williams Wants A Better Sociotechnical Paradigm @wolvendamien.bsky.social · 1d

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

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Transparency @transparency.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, I get it. It's called Castlevania because it's a metroidvania set in a castle!

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kyrla @kyrla.bsky.social · 13h

There's a bunch of complaints about how it involves committing a false start penalty but the refs never call it, or that it's allegedly unsafe, or just that "it's not real football, it's boring to watch" which I think is all just a disguised "my team isn't good at it"

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 21h

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

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kyrla @kyrla.bsky.social · 1d

"wah the tush push is so boring, it always works and everyone knows what's going to happen!" i agree: we need to ban the point-after kick

kyrla @kyrla.bsky.social · 1d

I bought one of those combination torch + battery bank + hand crank + solar panel + radio(???) things a while back for like thirty bucks or something
Probably useless in a real emergency but made me feel better

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Pete! @itsyaboypedro.bsky.social · 1d

Your girl's pussy was recently reviewed by Pitchfork; being described as "hauntingly beautiful" and as "a proper homage to the "new weird america" movement of the early-mid 2000s"

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Pete! @itsyaboypedro.bsky.social · 1d

It got an 8.1/10 but they didn't give it "best new music" status sadly

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falel obver @mabeloid.bsky.social · Jul 27

the doctors sent me an image of my intestines it's looking bad for me yall

suspiciously n64 wario stadium shaped image

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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 2d

At a fringe event in Manchester one member sought to bring some hope, boasting that Keele University Conservative Society now had its biggest membership in a decade. "We now have ll members," he said.

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Cosimo Galluzzi @cosimog.bsky.social · 2d

I'd like to request a late checkout

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lex @lexistenti.al · 2d

how does brennan find time to do literally anything

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Andréa, Princess of Sky @konkondragon.bsky.social · 3d

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Richard Moss @mossrc.bsky.social · 23d

The delightful 1980s Mac game Continuum is now playable in a browser. Originally released under a joke "send us beer if you like it" licence after issues with its publisher, it's a Gravitar and Asteroids-inspired black-and-white space game that even John Romero told me was awesome. continuumjs.com

A screenshot of the beginning of the first level of Continuum.

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lex @lexistenti.al · 3d

"im fine with ghost hunting as long as you use every part of the ghost"

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Femcel Succubus 🔞 @boobkiwi.bsky.social · 4d

A comic where a woman is forcing kiwi to sign a contract.

The woman says.
“YES DOLL! SIGN THAT CONTRACT AND BECOME WHAT YOU WHERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE
MY PROPERTY!!!”

Legal Eagle appears and says

“Actually, here's why that probably wouldn't hold up in court.”

And the girls respond
“LEGAL EAGLE!!!”

@BRYNKIWI

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Io @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 4d

they can make you get out of bed but they can't make you stay out of bed

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Io @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 3d

they're making me get out of bed again

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kyrla @kyrla.bsky.social · 5d

i feel like whatever side people land on just depends on have they seen more of techbros insisting that being mean to chatgpt is Problematic, Actually, or more of randoms who seem concerningly excited about "george droid"

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sammy dog com @sammyshaska.bsky.social · 5d

the other day i hit the fucking 🧍‍♀️ into the Gone Forever

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kyrla @kyrla.bsky.social · 5d

sunday night foot ball

The first quarter of Patriots @ Bills: Punt, Fumble, Fumble, Punt, Punt, Fumble, Field Goal

kyrla @kyrla.bsky.social · 5d

jake clowning

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alyaza ΘΔ @alyazabirze.bsky.social · 5d

the long arc of history bends toward every user of Cohost saying "I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE SITE DOG!!!! I TOLD YOU SO!" while yearning for the fifth good website

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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 5d

halloween party (2020)

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kyrla @kyrla.bsky.social · 5d

i really appreciate how the singapore gp tv direction clearly only noticed gabi had his front wing stroll'd when they saw the wing replacement pit stop, and had to scramble to find the replay