lamby muttonchops
@lambymuttonchops.bsky.social
seb / 28 / he/they - if panera's gonna put that much caffeine in a lemonade we should let coca cola reintroduce cocaine into the recipe 🏳️⚧️🔞
Pinned
sponge boy me bob, im in the fucking trenches #SonicRacingCrossWorlds
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𖦹 give us a smile, fox
December 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
𖦹 give us a smile, fox
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KOSA is back along with 17 other dangerous censorship and surveillance laws that congress is trying to ram through.
CALL UR REPRESENTATIVE TODAY AND TELL THEM
—no KOSA
—do not repeal Section 230
—no online digital ID laws
—no age verification laws
CALL NOW!!!! We are about to lose the internet
CALL UR REPRESENTATIVE TODAY AND TELL THEM
—no KOSA
—do not repeal Section 230
—no online digital ID laws
—no age verification laws
CALL NOW!!!! We are about to lose the internet
December 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
KOSA is back along with 17 other dangerous censorship and surveillance laws that congress is trying to ram through.
CALL UR REPRESENTATIVE TODAY AND TELL THEM
—no KOSA
—do not repeal Section 230
—no online digital ID laws
—no age verification laws
CALL NOW!!!! We are about to lose the internet
CALL UR REPRESENTATIVE TODAY AND TELL THEM
—no KOSA
—do not repeal Section 230
—no online digital ID laws
—no age verification laws
CALL NOW!!!! We are about to lose the internet
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なちょさんのおうちの弓君、描かせて頂きました！
許可頂きありがとうございます！
許可頂きありがとうございます！
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
なちょさんのおうちの弓君、描かせて頂きました！
許可頂きありがとうございます！
許可頂きありがとうございます！
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![april on tumblr: [package emoji] "Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreib5atcyx4hf3xkernd7iob5gky77tm6lfelpxgsau3fzuimx7xgoy@jpeg)
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I appreciate they addressed me by my Christian name.
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I appreciate they addressed me by my Christian name.
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One of my classics
December 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
One of my classics
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Our modern subscription hellhole is aggressively anti-ownership and the kids know it
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Our modern subscription hellhole is aggressively anti-ownership and the kids know it
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online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
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the original version of this post says "wonderful news for your penis" which is so load-bearingly crucial in my mind. it feels naked without it
December 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
the original version of this post says "wonderful news for your penis" which is so load-bearingly crucial in my mind. it feels naked without it
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*Boner Hardon
Father
England, Sussex, Parish Registers, 1538-1910
Father
England, Sussex, Parish Registers, 1538-1910
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
*Boner Hardon
Father
England, Sussex, Parish Registers, 1538-1910
Father
England, Sussex, Parish Registers, 1538-1910
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Okay but like
why is *anybody* buying Warner Bros
why does Warner Bros need to be bought
how big do the entertainment conglomerates need to get before they are one single conglomerate
why is *anybody* buying Warner Bros
why does Warner Bros need to be bought
how big do the entertainment conglomerates need to get before they are one single conglomerate
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Okay but like
why is *anybody* buying Warner Bros
why does Warner Bros need to be bought
how big do the entertainment conglomerates need to get before they are one single conglomerate
why is *anybody* buying Warner Bros
why does Warner Bros need to be bought
how big do the entertainment conglomerates need to get before they are one single conglomerate
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Corporations: “AI is here, it’s going to be in everything, and you will simply have to get used to this new normal.”
Those same corporations as soon as enough people yell at them: “aaaaAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK RETREAT, RETREEEEAT”
Those same corporations as soon as enough people yell at them: “aaaaAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK RETREAT, RETREEEEAT”
BANANA FISH no longer has an English dub on Amazon
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Corporations: “AI is here, it’s going to be in everything, and you will simply have to get used to this new normal.”
Those same corporations as soon as enough people yell at them: “aaaaAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK RETREAT, RETREEEEAT”
Those same corporations as soon as enough people yell at them: “aaaaAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK RETREAT, RETREEEEAT”
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The U.S. will become more fascist if we don't dismantle the controlled opposition party. You cannot oppose fascism if the space in which you can do it legally is occupied by a party that doesn't want to oppose it. Then your only hope is the Luigi Mangiones, but the U.S. doesn't have enough of those
hey so even if you do sweep Dems into power again all those people who are openly calling for your murder will still exist so what is your plan because last time Dems were in office they didn’t do anything about it and now we’re here and my god we can’t keep doing this why do you refuse the lesson
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The U.S. will become more fascist if we don't dismantle the controlled opposition party. You cannot oppose fascism if the space in which you can do it legally is occupied by a party that doesn't want to oppose it. Then your only hope is the Luigi Mangiones, but the U.S. doesn't have enough of those
oh dear god im actually going under the knife next month
December 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
oh dear god im actually going under the knife next month
padoru felt? more like a fluffier krampus
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
padoru felt? more like a fluffier krampus
HE SOLD OUT LETS PRAY THIS AMOUNTS TO SOMETHING LATER
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 AM
HE SOLD OUT LETS PRAY THIS AMOUNTS TO SOMETHING LATER
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you uh. you gonna eat that?
looking_at_another's_penis
October 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
you uh. you gonna eat that?