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Lan Pitts @ FanExpo San Francisco
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ATL➡️BWI. Nerdstreet's Director of Comics Programming. Comic book writer: BOOM!, Lethal Comics, Image, Headlocked, Mad Cave/Maverick. Taco connoisseur. Wrestling trivia expert. Bylines: GameSpot, TVGuide.
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Hey, I’m Lan Pitts--comic writer and pop culture enthusiast. I’ve written for BOOM! Studios, Headlocked, Lethal, Limit Break, and Image Comics.

My next book, BEAT EVERY 1-UP from Maverick/Mad Cave Studios, hits March 2026! Thanks for stopping by.
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Dog show update but I would die for Aslan
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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It’s been a wonderful year for the little publisher that could.
The results are in! @madcavestudios.com wins best publisher and, Chas!Pangburn wins best editor for 2025.
A million thanks to @joelmeadows.bsky.social from Tripwire Magazine for celebrating our industry. See you next years
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Okay but can Santa come out with a Saja Boys shirt? Just go all in. #heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Jewel. Busta Rhymes. Shaggy.

Elder millennials vibing out. #heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
"Labubu is everywhere right now."

Ominous. #heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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John Romita name-checked by Hoda, we love to hear it. #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Ugh, propaganda from Big Bowling. #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
🦃
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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If you're planning on shopping during black Friday or cyber Monday, why not consider supporting artists, writers, creators? Buy a book, purchase an indie video game, commission an art piece, gift someone a Patreon. Your support means everything.
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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i see a lot of you guys reposting the wrestling is gay fan and i'm like omgomg effy!!!
EFFY! on Instagram: "wrestling is gay. make it gayer. fans available briefly at wrestlingis.gay @wrestlingis.gay"
3,064 likes, 42 comments - effylives on April 3, 2022: "wrestling is gay. make it gayer. fans available briefly at wrestlingis.gay @wrestlingis.gay".
www.instagram.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Imagine farting away on your cat
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Time for the final season of “Overly Descriptive Subtitles“
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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"Men are in trouble, is the solution making them a problem for women and children too"
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Got to take another stab at VR Troopers! This one’s inspired by the crazy fumetti art on the cover of old terebi-kuns and kids books in Japan!
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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ok reposted, but also this lol
I do like to imagine these weirdos at a restaurant or fancy dinner saying out loud, “sorry I don’t eat soup in public because I’m a MAN and eating soup is for girls” Like I think I would assume I was having a stroke if an adult said that to my face.
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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My Magnum Opus: Cloud Tools
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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this is going to be hilarious and fun, y'all! join in the fun and buckle up!!!
Pop Heist is getting into the live TV commentary business! Join @fuzzytypewriter.bsky.social, @brettwhite.bsky.social, and anyone using the #Heistgiving tag on Thursday morning as they live-skeet the MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE! It's the most unhinged live event of the year!

buff.ly/B0gW95S
Let's Watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade! And Post About It Live! - Pop Heist
Starting a few minutes before 8:30 a.m. Eastern, head over to Bluesky and follow posts tagged #Heistgiving — add your own and join the fun!
popheist.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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This Robocop original is available in The Store:

bensears.bigcartel.com/product/robo...
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Read the Variety article instead. Rebecca Rubin didn’t bury the lede here.
This is all Brett Ratner’s doing. Trying to repair his career after SA allegations in 2017.
Multiple distributors didn’t want to be attached to a fourth film because of Ratner’s involvement.
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
But getting Mascara in there was a right call
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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apologies for beating this absolutely perished horse but i woke up to yet ✨another✨ job rejection, if you like what i do and have the means i'd appreciate any and all support, thank you 💖🌿
🛒 nooskaart.etsy.com
ko-fi.com/nooska
🌸 nooskadraws.gumroad.com
October 27, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Princess Helia from BEAT EVERY 1-UP in a nutshell.

Words: Myself
Art: @joehunter.bsky.social
Letters: @gofrankgo.bsky.social

Out March 16, 2026 from @madcavestudios.com Preorder now.
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM