Lan Pitts: BEAT EVERY 1-UP out 3-16-26
@lanpitts.bsky.social
ATL➡️BWI. Nerdstreet's Director of Comics Programming. Comic book writer: BOOM!, Lethal Comics, Image, Headlocked, Mad Cave/Maverick. Taco connoisseur. Wrestling trivia expert.
Bylines: GameSpot, TVGuide, Popheist.
Bylines: GameSpot, TVGuide, Popheist.
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Hey, I’m Lan Pitts--comic writer and pop culture enthusiast. I’ve written for BOOM! Studios, Headlocked, Lethal, Limit Break, and Image Comics.
My next book, BEAT EVERY 1-UP from Maverick/Mad Cave Studios, hits March 2026! Thanks for stopping by.
My next book, BEAT EVERY 1-UP from Maverick/Mad Cave Studios, hits March 2026! Thanks for stopping by.
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Writers, if you could drop your novel into a blender that also sets your dick on fire, and every artist you admire laughs and calls you "burnt dick blender guy," would you do it?
Writers if you could drop your novel or short story into an AI and have it make a great and watchable movie out of your story, and you could sell that movie, would you do it? #writers #WritingCommunity
February 18, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Writers, if you could drop your novel into a blender that also sets your dick on fire, and every artist you admire laughs and calls you "burnt dick blender guy," would you do it?
Still feeling great from Sunday.
February 18, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Still feeling great from Sunday.
This is how ol hornhead should look 155% of the time.
February 18, 2026 at 1:11 AM
This is how ol hornhead should look 155% of the time.
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Little Dracula drawing
February 18, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Little Dracula drawing
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Happy year of the Fire Horse. Let it cleanse the world. 🔥🐎
February 17, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Happy year of the Fire Horse. Let it cleanse the world. 🔥🐎
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AI filmmaking is completely unserious.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
February 17, 2026 at 4:47 PM
AI filmmaking is completely unserious.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
Seriously sign up for this as Robert is such an experienced mentor.
Hello friends, I'm hosting a NEW CREATOR BREAKFAST at
@emeraldcitycon.bsky.social this year for new / young / inexperienced comic creators, sponsored by ReedPop. If you want to meet and talk shop with peers, pros, and publishers, apply here: forms.gle/mVWW8tuciFMr...
@emeraldcitycon.bsky.social this year for new / young / inexperienced comic creators, sponsored by ReedPop. If you want to meet and talk shop with peers, pros, and publishers, apply here: forms.gle/mVWW8tuciFMr...
February 17, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Seriously sign up for this as Robert is such an experienced mentor.
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Help me pay for all the CLASSIFIED pre-orders I just pre-ordered by shopping my line of weird, hyper-specific GI JOE shirts (and products)
In the hopes that the larger #GIJoe community of People Who Need Shirts to Wear to Conventions / Comic Shops / Everday Life, here's a thread of all my designs. I think they're unlike anything else out there, I'm just saying! Plus, I always *need* the money.
www.teepublic.com/user/brettwh...
www.teepublic.com/user/brettwh...
February 17, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Help me pay for all the CLASSIFIED pre-orders I just pre-ordered by shopping my line of weird, hyper-specific GI JOE shirts (and products)
Hey, folks! FOC for BEAT EVERY 1-UP is Friday, so if you haven't preordered, you should junp on that.
I feel like when @garymoloney.bsky.social has kind words, we did something right.
I feel like when @garymoloney.bsky.social has kind words, we did something right.
February 17, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Hey, folks! FOC for BEAT EVERY 1-UP is Friday, so if you haven't preordered, you should junp on that.
I feel like when @garymoloney.bsky.social has kind words, we did something right.
I feel like when @garymoloney.bsky.social has kind words, we did something right.
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Morrigan Aensland~
February 17, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Morrigan Aensland~
You know what, just Truman Show this kinda shit. Soulless turn to the camera and just Booty Sweat this nonsense.
"Dominik Mysterio, known for his rebellious in-ring persona and cultural resonance, will participate in a first-of-its-kind integration in which his signature gear will feature DUDE Wipes branding during every in-ring appearance on WWE programming, including Monday Night Raw and various PLEs"
February 17, 2026 at 3:53 PM
You know what, just Truman Show this kinda shit. Soulless turn to the camera and just Booty Sweat this nonsense.
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Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans
I'm telling y'all
damn A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS is all the good stuff about that franchise without the bad
February 16, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I'm telling y'all
That Minami Toyota image is still so hard.
imma need women wrestlers to start fuckign locking in again with the wrestle gear AND BURN THE BUTT CHEEK ENHANCERS
February 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
That Minami Toyota image is still so hard.
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Choujin Sentai Jetman (1991)
Episode 2
Episode 2
February 15, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Choujin Sentai Jetman (1991)
Episode 2
Episode 2
Some of my favorite new upcoming releases from Dungeons and Dragons that Hasbro showed off this morning.
February 15, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Some of my favorite new upcoming releases from Dungeons and Dragons that Hasbro showed off this morning.
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People think I’m joking but turkeys run the streets like gangsters. Last year, they broke a mailman’s hip!
February 15, 2026 at 3:27 AM
People think I’m joking but turkeys run the streets like gangsters. Last year, they broke a mailman’s hip!
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I loved this book. The episodic romps of early 00s anime meet the vaporwave-fueled world of the console wars in this wonderful celebration of video games, Toonami, and being true to yourself. Lan and Joe have always been a killer team but this book gives them the platform they’ve always deserved.
Princess Helia from BEAT EVERY 1-UP in a nutshell.
Words: Myself
Art: @joehunter.bsky.social
Letters: @gofrankgo.bsky.social
Out March 16, 2026 from @madcavestudios.com Preorder now.
Words: Myself
Art: @joehunter.bsky.social
Letters: @gofrankgo.bsky.social
Out March 16, 2026 from @madcavestudios.com Preorder now.
February 14, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I loved this book. The episodic romps of early 00s anime meet the vaporwave-fueled world of the console wars in this wonderful celebration of video games, Toonami, and being true to yourself. Lan and Joe have always been a killer team but this book gives them the platform they’ve always deserved.
Thanks, Hasbro!
February 15, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Thanks, Hasbro!
As usual @speedballbailey.bsky.social knows what's up
💘 Happy Valentine's Day from AEW!
Who was YOUR first crush?
Watch #AEWGrandSlam Australia TONIGHT on TNT & HBO Max at 8/7c!
Who was YOUR first crush?
Watch #AEWGrandSlam Australia TONIGHT on TNT & HBO Max at 8/7c!
February 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
As usual @speedballbailey.bsky.social knows what's up
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February 14, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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UwU
[Jay Sherman BUY MY BOOK intensifies]
[Jay Sherman BUY MY BOOK intensifies]
February 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
UwU
[Jay Sherman BUY MY BOOK intensifies]
[Jay Sherman BUY MY BOOK intensifies]