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@lawngnome.bsky.social

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The thought in your head is go look in the shed. You’ll find saws to be sharpened for the bones of the dead. What eats with its teeth, but never feels fed?

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G00P @lawngnome.bsky.social · 2d

I got a lobotomy done at Toyotathon. 🙂‍↔️

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🎃trash🎃 @dollarpbr.gay · 7h

do u think shel silverstein laid pipe

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happy new brick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 7h

to think there's a timeline where I'm an uncut neurotypical chad, and it's this one because I regrew my foreskie using weights

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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · Jan 11

Gollum pouncing on Samwise carying Frodo

Gollum: Owner of Social media platforms
Samwise and Frodo: People fonding support and communit on social media.

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G00P @lawngnome.bsky.social · 6h

I’m guessing piña colada Oreos are ass.

G00P @lawngnome.bsky.social · 8h

Did you get worm at garage sale? I haven’t seen black magic like this in generations.

G00P @lawngnome.bsky.social · 9h

We live in a banana republic or a Claire’s at the very least.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 18h

“It’s not a competition”

- losers

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G00P @lawngnome.bsky.social · 9h

Would make excellent Christmas gifts tbh.

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G00P @lawngnome.bsky.social · 9h

I like where your minds at.

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G00P @lawngnome.bsky.social · 9h

Since America is turning into a Christian Nationalist Police State and all.

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G00P @lawngnome.bsky.social · 10h

“At ur big age” is CRAZZZZZZY

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G00P @lawngnome.bsky.social · 20h

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G00P @lawngnome.bsky.social · 1d

The way I screeched at this post.

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 1d

Is the Antifa violence in the room with us, Mr. President?

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G00P @lawngnome.bsky.social · 1d

Saw this series (excellent BTW) and I’m pretty sure Adeline is made for TV. Sorry Skip.

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G00P @lawngnome.bsky.social · 1d

Why are we (trump administration) writing a $20 billion dollar check to the crook in Argentina? Health insurance is going to sky rocket 🚀 into outer space and nobody under the age of 50 can afford a home.