Bryan "Gazpacho" Carr
@learnonaut.bsky.social
Educator, podcaster (SERIOUS FUN), author (TRANSMEDIA CONSTRUCTION OF THE BLACK PANTHER, GENDERED DEFENDERS). Up next: Peacemaker. Opinions here are mine and mine alone. Avatar by @geneha.bsky.social
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Don’t know why I did this or who it’s for but it’s everyone’s problem now
the only nice thing I am allowed to or wish to say about Western is that this is cool and looks rad
love when college football players get to wear non-Latin lettering on the back of their jerseys, here's Western Michigan defensive tackle Mustafi al-Garawi
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
the only nice thing I am allowed to or wish to say about Western is that this is cool and looks rad
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My Magnum Opus: Cloud Tools
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My Magnum Opus: Cloud Tools
Central-Western might not be the biggest rivalry in college football but you cannot match the energy IMO
Love the crowd shots of Central fans in Ypsilanti there to manifest a Western loss.
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Central-Western might not be the biggest rivalry in college football but you cannot match the energy IMO
As one of my presidential policy planks, I propose a one question literacy test before you can engage with anything Warhammer:
“You understand the Imperium of Man are bad guys, right? y/n”
“You understand the Imperium of Man are bad guys, right? y/n”
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
As one of my presidential policy planks, I propose a one question literacy test before you can engage with anything Warhammer:
“You understand the Imperium of Man are bad guys, right? y/n”
“You understand the Imperium of Man are bad guys, right? y/n”
I would politely but firmly ask for SHOOT EM UP 2 or another D&D movie from the team behind the last one. Wait, I’m a despot. I’ll politely but firmly ask for both
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I would politely but firmly ask for SHOOT EM UP 2 or another D&D movie from the team behind the last one. Wait, I’m a despot. I’ll politely but firmly ask for both
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Read the Variety article instead. Rebecca Rubin didn’t bury the lede here.
This is all Brett Ratner’s doing. Trying to repair his career after SA allegations in 2017.
Multiple distributors didn’t want to be attached to a fourth film because of Ratner’s involvement.
This is all Brett Ratner’s doing. Trying to repair his career after SA allegations in 2017.
Multiple distributors didn’t want to be attached to a fourth film because of Ratner’s involvement.
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Read the Variety article instead. Rebecca Rubin didn’t bury the lede here.
This is all Brett Ratner’s doing. Trying to repair his career after SA allegations in 2017.
Multiple distributors didn’t want to be attached to a fourth film because of Ratner’s involvement.
This is all Brett Ratner’s doing. Trying to repair his career after SA allegations in 2017.
Multiple distributors didn’t want to be attached to a fourth film because of Ratner’s involvement.
STAR TREK day in the Intro to Comm class, man I love Picard’s crushed velvet jacket
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
STAR TREK day in the Intro to Comm class, man I love Picard’s crushed velvet jacket
Had a $10 reward to burn at Best Buy so I got STAR WARS OUTLAWS on the Switch 2 because I feel like there I'd probably actually play it more
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Had a $10 reward to burn at Best Buy so I got STAR WARS OUTLAWS on the Switch 2 because I feel like there I'd probably actually play it more
they're putting Mac in a FAR CRY for some reason
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
they're putting Mac in a FAR CRY for some reason
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Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
His other problem? Being Brian Kelly
Brian Kelly claims that LSU's foot-dragging has "made it nearly impossible" for him to get another job.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Brian Kelly claims LSU has "made it nearly impossible" for him to get another job
LSU should want former coach Brian Kelly to find another job, since any money he makes elsewhere will reduce what the school owes him as a buyout.
www.nbcsports.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
His other problem? Being Brian Kelly
T-shirt, questions, etc
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
T-shirt, questions, etc
Honestly an extremely defensible list. Not the one I’d go with but not that far off either
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Honestly an extremely defensible list. Not the one I’d go with but not that far off either
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A national bond that transcends race, religion, politics and class is our shared agreement that the Muppets are real. They are real people with jobs and lives. Listen to that crowd screaming. They know they're seeing a celebrity.
Sabrina Carpenter arrests Miss Piggy at the final show of her Short n’ Sweet tour in Los Angeles.
(📸: prfctsabrinas | Twitter/X)
(📸: prfctsabrinas | Twitter/X)
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A national bond that transcends race, religion, politics and class is our shared agreement that the Muppets are real. They are real people with jobs and lives. Listen to that crowd screaming. They know they're seeing a celebrity.
I don't know why I find this card so funny but I do, it's like a relaunched Marvel comic from the 70s.
ANAKIN SKYWALKER: SECRET HUSBAND
ANAKIN SKYWALKER: SECRET HUSBAND
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I don't know why I find this card so funny but I do, it's like a relaunched Marvel comic from the 70s.
ANAKIN SKYWALKER: SECRET HUSBAND
ANAKIN SKYWALKER: SECRET HUSBAND
these are horrible and I kind of love them
Xbox Crocs releasing tomorrow on Crocs Store (Nov 25 - $80) buff.ly/4J97UXm
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
these are horrible and I kind of love them
I Will Strike Down Upon Thee With Great Vengeance and Furious Anger, Charlie Brown
I am a monument to all your sins, Charlie Brown
It's Morbin' Time, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I Will Strike Down Upon Thee With Great Vengeance and Furious Anger, Charlie Brown
not to open this damnable box again but it's malpractice to report these numbers a) like they're real and matter and b) absent any context about the highly politicized discourse that leads to user review brigading www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
not to open this damnable box again but it's malpractice to report these numbers a) like they're real and matter and b) absent any context about the highly politicized discourse that leads to user review brigading www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
this, to me, seems more an indictment of how Disney has handled the other Star Wars movies, rather than a problem with Andor
and they should have spent more www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
Disney Spent More On ‘Andor’ Than Any Of Its ‘Star Wars’ Movies
Disney has revealed it spent $60.5 million on Star Wars streaming series Andor in 2024, giving the show a total cost of $705.5 million - far higher than the spending on any of the movies in the saga.
www.forbes.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
this, to me, seems more an indictment of how Disney has handled the other Star Wars movies, rather than a problem with Andor
hey, this is a nice surprise
It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
hey, this is a nice surprise
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A reminder that men only want three things:
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
A reminder that men only want three things:
Oh NOW the Eagles look human
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Oh NOW the Eagles look human
Today I primed my Wolf Scouts. And the Obi-Wan squad for Shatterpoint. And the Cad Bane squad for Shatterpoint. I don’t have a problem
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Today I primed my Wolf Scouts. And the Obi-Wan squad for Shatterpoint. And the Cad Bane squad for Shatterpoint. I don’t have a problem