Lemna_11
@lemna.bsky.social
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an alternate version of this post was "they should make a collar that shocks you every time you think about using monad transformers" before i remembered my audience
December 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
an alternate version of this post was "they should make a collar that shocks you every time you think about using monad transformers" before i remembered my audience
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Playing RATATAT on the classic rock station so I get lots of angry emails
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Playing RATATAT on the classic rock station so I get lots of angry emails
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100kgs x 4 reps x 2 sets
December 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
100kgs x 4 reps x 2 sets
Why does cloudflare have to start shitting the bed now, I have so much to do
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Why does cloudflare have to start shitting the bed now, I have so much to do
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As luck would have it, it is minutes after posting this that I realized that none of my Postgres clusters have been backed up in the last two months.
I think I accidentally got very good at DevOps. I've been tricked.
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
As luck would have it, it is minutes after posting this that I realized that none of my Postgres clusters have been backed up in the last two months.
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developing a controversial new age gap theory of internal state politics
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
developing a controversial new age gap theory of internal state politics
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Leave yourself a treat and make sure your toString() updates some state so you can't debug without changing the program
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Leave yourself a treat and make sure your toString() updates some state so you can't debug without changing the program
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the most orthodox kind of marxist you can be is a neoliberal economist
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
the most orthodox kind of marxist you can be is a neoliberal economist
I dont understand gymfluencers. the guy has been here for well over half an hour and has done three (3) sets of bench and seems to still be warming up?
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I dont understand gymfluencers. the guy has been here for well over half an hour and has done three (3) sets of bench and seems to still be warming up?
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I be talking to hot 28yo twinks bro don't knock it till you try it
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I be talking to hot 28yo twinks bro don't knock it till you try it
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I’m sorry I just don’t think women are real
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I’m sorry I just don’t think women are real
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systemd 258 was sending some machines into a inifi boot loop bricking some systems. i think that was a good thing. get some of you off your computers and to touch some grass
this website needs more discourse
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
systemd 258 was sending some machines into a inifi boot loop bricking some systems. i think that was a good thing. get some of you off your computers and to touch some grass
Smth smth @koldinium.com and @eikopf.com coded
November 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Smth smth @koldinium.com and @eikopf.com coded
Got off work just in time, I will simply pretend this isnt happening and turn off notifications on my phone
October 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Got off work just in time, I will simply pretend this isnt happening and turn off notifications on my phone
Found a bug in an api that was developed before I was born :< its time to put the keyboard down for today
October 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Found a bug in an api that was developed before I was born :< its time to put the keyboard down for today
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October 22, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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everyone at this company has an inflation fetish the way they expand to take up all of the hallway all of the time
i should not be hugging the handrail of the stairs and still nearly run into you because you’re not looking and on the wrong side
i should not be hugging the handrail of the stairs and still nearly run into you because you’re not looking and on the wrong side
October 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
everyone at this company has an inflation fetish the way they expand to take up all of the hallway all of the time
i should not be hugging the handrail of the stairs and still nearly run into you because you’re not looking and on the wrong side
i should not be hugging the handrail of the stairs and still nearly run into you because you’re not looking and on the wrong side
I love xml
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<!DOCTYPE plist PUBLIC "-//Apple//DTD PLIST 1.0//EN" "http://www.apple.com/DTDs/PropertyList-1.0.dtd">
<plist version="1.0">
<dict>
<key>AppKit</key>
<dict>
<key>Glade</key>
<dict>
<key>Enabled</key>
<false/>
</dict>
</dict>
</dict>
</plist>
<!DOCTYPE plist PUBLIC "-//Apple//DTD PLIST 1.0//EN" "http://www.apple.com/DTDs/PropertyList-1.0.dtd">
<plist version="1.0">
<dict>
<key>AppKit</key>
<dict>
<key>Glade</key>
<dict>
<key>Enabled</key>
<false/>
</dict>
</dict>
</dict>
</plist>
September 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I love xml
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muting the thread now but I feel like some of the quotes are kind of missing the point so I will convey it pictorially
September 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
muting the thread now but I feel like some of the quotes are kind of missing the point so I will convey it pictorially
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"a functional programmer and an imperative programmer walk into a bar. they spend the next 400 posts arguing about what counts as a side effect"
September 1, 2025 at 10:29 AM
"a functional programmer and an imperative programmer walk into a bar. they spend the next 400 posts arguing about what counts as a side effect"
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gayfemboy malware botnet
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August 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
gayfemboy malware botnet
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Blood on the train ceiling?
August 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Blood on the train ceiling?