Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Reposted by LeSchwa

Ale @alepresser.com · 1d

#repostober 17: @neolithicsheep.bsky.social , commissioned by @kbspangler.com to celebrate his untitteting... Untittening? What was it, I forgot...

Art of Shep, in a wwe ring, ripping his shirt off to show his chest.

2 8 64

Reposted by LeSchwa

Bigg @bpbigg.bsky.social · 3d

MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit

MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free

Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 14d

Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.

15 1.6K 2.7K

Reposted by LeSchwa

The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 1d

No Kings

King Roland: "A brand-new white Mercedes, 2001 S.E.L. Limited Edition. Moon roof, all-leather interior. I got it at a very good price. I paid cash. My cousin, Prince Murray, has a dealership in the valley. He was very nice to me."

(it was just a parody at the time, now it's just news 😅)

Dick Van Patten as King Roland in Spaceballs (1987)

5 12 170

Reposted by LeSchwa

innes @innes.bsky.social · 4d

Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

1 2.5K 7.6K

Reposted by LeSchwa

Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 8h

May we all find as much joy in this life as this monk gets from drinking his goofy juice out of a gord.

Gaetano Belli's oil painting of a monk excitedly holding his wine bottle.

1 15 81

Reposted by LeSchwa

Andy Oliver @andywpoliver.bsky.social · 1d

It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.

97 1.1K 4.3K

Reposted by LeSchwa

BOOgle 👻🎃 @mewgle.bsky.social · 8h

There's an important thing from the late 2000s internet that seems to be lost on some people today and that is:

Don't Feed the Trolls.

Silently block them and move on.
Don't give them the response they're looking for.
Don't dignify them with a response.
They are not worth your time or your energy.

Molly McKew @mollymckew.bsky.social · 18h

The first posts from each of the “government” accounts were overt trolling. They are only here to troll and ensure the strange propaganda reaches more eyes thru counter rage-posts. I say this with reluctance as I yearn for the days when government accounts were for facts. CYA and block.

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d

This is a very good point about DHS. They direct harassment campaigns on Twitter using quote-tweets.

6 170 320

Reposted by LeSchwa

Blucifer @realblucifer.bsky.social · 7h

NO KINGS (except for me)!

2 14 83

Reposted by LeSchwa

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 7h

Covering my local no kings protest and my fav sign so far said:

"Things so fucked even the introverts are here"

4 34 250

Reposted by LeSchwa

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · Jun 18

Adding to this old thread because it’s exactly what I was talking about. The protests aren’t for Trump. They’re to show your neighbors that they’re not alone.

Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · Jun 18

Anyone who doesn’t see the value of these protests is really missing the bigger picture

3 43 290

Reposted by LeSchwa

Talia Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 7h

no kings but drag kings 💝

5 82 510

Reposted by LeSchwa

Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 7h

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

110 4.5K 16K

Reposted by LeSchwa

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 7h

if you're going to a protest today I wish you luck. The only specific thing I will beg of you is this: don't use milk to wash out tear gas or mace. if you see a street medic with milk, yell at them until they throw it out. do not continue to spread lies about emergency medicine.

34 1K 3.4K

Reposted by LeSchwa

TechnoMagi @technomagi.bsky.social · 20h

Stand back, I gotta practice my stabbin'

#Battletech
#Futurama
#ArmyPainter
#Minipainting
#fiftysix

4 13 92

Reposted by LeSchwa

Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · May 22

Big td goth gf here to sack your Rome
#art

A now time-honored joke of conflating goth the style with Goths the Germanic people who invaded the Western Roman Empire and settled Italy and Spain. The gal in the picture is wearing a black dress with poofy sleeves, but also a goat pelt and pteruges on her hips, a lamellar armor underbust corset, maille shoulder patches and green trims embroidered with gold thread. She is wearing Migration Era bronze jewelry around her neck, wrists and arms, as well as an axe and seax on her belt and a helmet with a horsehair crest she is carrying under her arm. There is a raven perched on her shoulder, and her chest is breasting boobily under the fabric of her dress.
She is leaning in seductively and the caption "Snap my Torque" can be read in blackletter behind her.

5 150 670

Reposted by LeSchwa

Davis Bickford @davis.social · 1d

happy friday

Digital drawing of a chunky marmot laying down spread across two tree trunks. Its belly is hanging down between the two trunks. It is a beautiful little creature.

23 180 1K

Reposted by LeSchwa

The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 18h

Daily reminder that “America First” was the slogan of the American Nazi Party, and MAGA chuds know this and knowingly chose it.

6 48 160

Reposted by LeSchwa

WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · Nov 24

There is power in disdain

Weird art of a frog riding a snail

Text:

Block hard, block often
LET GOD READ THEIR SHIT

6 310 880

Reposted by LeSchwa

mr pussy @mrpussy.xyz · 2d

I wasn't married but I am now. Women love the vehicle.

purple kei truck with hot wheels esque flame livery. a guy is driving it kinda smirking and has a woman in the passenger seat. interestingly it's a left hand drive

2 67 480

Reposted by LeSchwa

Hourly Yeen @hourlyyeen.bsky.social · 18h

#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/14552204081_18f5096cda_c.jpg

17 77

Reposted by LeSchwa

Soraya Nadia McDonald @sorayanadiamcdonald.com · 23h

tonight is the night I became Dale Gribble and blocked the feds

Dale Gribble in a courtroom holding a cigarette.

To judge: I'm not questioning your authority. I'm completely denying its existence.

27 1.3K 5.2K

Reposted by LeSchwa

Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 18h

I promise you, nothing is more satisfying than watching bullshitters and troll accounts whines about how "dead" and "boring" BlueSky is because their accounts are mass-blocked by the lefties they utterly depend on for signal boosts.

1 85 360

LeSchwa @leschwa.bsky.social · 8h

That's horrible.

I'll take ten

1

Reposted by LeSchwa

Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 16h

Just saw the Rocky Horror Picture Show. It's fun, always a good time, but man i never noticed how incredibly cis gay the whole thing is. No shade, but just massive cis gay energy. I don't know how to explain it.

12 7 100

Reposted by LeSchwa

Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 16h

"Commander Riker, with all due respect, get your fucking foot off my workstation."

The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 1d

2 5