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Took myself to Beyoncé for my birthday. I feel like I’m finally getting the hang of aging.
May 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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after this last few months I think I am now in critical support of all weird ultrarich people hobbies. take that horse dancing class. I love that yoga retreat for you. tighten up that golf swing. search the ocean floor for ancient shipwrecks. anything that keeps you in your business and out of ours
May 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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responses to this have included
-grow all your own food
-buy organic
-check labels
-go to the farmers market
-check for recalls
-make your own food from scratch

etc

WRONG. none of you have read the article
"You know, as an example, red lead was used to make cheddar... A can of coffee could be coffee, but it could be ground bone, or charred shells, or dirt." Deborah Blum on our bad food past -- and how to avoid it being our future:
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
How to Not Get Poisoned in America
The minute I saw that Robert Kennedy Jr., a notorious disease-loving health crank, was going to be responsible for the nation’s health—and the health of its...
buttondown.com
April 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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"in my slut era" I mutter, shuffling over to the kettle to make a fresh mug of chamomile tea
April 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Reposting this forever until myself and every trans person I know has received $1,000 from a rich cis person.
Every rich person that sees this should find a Trans person on. This website and send them a thousand dollars because you can and we all need it.
April 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Hi, I’m autistic and I’m the mayor of my city.
RFK Jr. wants to eradicate autistic people and also has no idea what an autistic person is
April 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Reposting with alt text
April 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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I spoke to another person this week—also a US-born citizen—who showed me the DHS email she received informing her that she had to leave the country. Incompetent, evil or both?
Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?
April 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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pretty crazy watching the american president on live tv in the oval office planning the construction of concentration camps in a foreign country to house americans
April 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Reporter: 60 Minutes reports that 75% of Venezuelan migrants deported to El Salvador had no criminal record.

Attorney General Pam Bondi: They’re not Venezuelan migrants. They’re illegal aliens from Venezuela. They’re committing violent crimes. But we don’t have to charge them to prove it.
April 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Nono. The first one is still correct.

This dogshit take won’t allow replies or quotes.
April 8, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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1…Tesla…Road…Austin…TX…
Y’all know what to do
April 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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April 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Donald Trump just put a 10 percent tariff on the Heard Island and McDonald, which has a population of zero people and is inhabited only by penguins.
April 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️
March 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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We cherish you and know you’re inherently valuable to our world. Trans folx have always been here and will always be here - making the world more beautiful everyday with your sheer existence. Your existence is brilliance and on this #TDOV, we celebrate the magic you bring to the collective! 🩵🩷🤍
March 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Love this photo of me, but I just wish I had found the lens when this was taken😬
March 28, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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I want us to study the history of resistance to slave catchers right now. I want us to study how slave catchers worked, how they were sanctioned, who paid them, and why they did what they did, right now. I want us to study the hyperlocal and networked ways slave catchers were impeded. Right now.
March 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry
March 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I’m grabbing gas on the way home tonight, and that’s the last purchase I’ll make until March😬
February 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM