LizL
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
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Ironic that a man barely ever in his workplace should make such a call.
BREAKING: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home and the focus on work-life balance
"People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense”
Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!
"People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense”
Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Ironic that a man barely ever in his workplace should make such a call.
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People who say they're 'minded' to do something come across like an absolute cunt. There are no exceptions to this rule.
February 6, 2026 at 12:47 PM
People who say they're 'minded' to do something come across like an absolute cunt. There are no exceptions to this rule.
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Can we nuke ourselves? Is that an option? x
January 19, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Can we nuke ourselves? Is that an option? x
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'So we thought we'd give them a chance to do it again'
January 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
'So we thought we'd give them a chance to do it again'
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As Tees Valley mayor Lord Houchen's defence of his deal with local businessmen crumbles, here's the Eye's recent special report on how Britain's flagship regeneration scheme secretly turned into one of the biggest giveaways of public money on record.
➡️ www.private-eye.co.uk/special-repo...
➡️ www.private-eye.co.uk/special-repo...
Special Report: Stripped Tees
IT WAS to be the UK’s largest regeneration scheme in decades, a model for regional devolution and the flagship post-Brexit freeport. But the redevelopment of the former steelworks on the south bank of...
www.private-eye.co.uk
January 9, 2026 at 2:41 PM
As Tees Valley mayor Lord Houchen's defence of his deal with local businessmen crumbles, here's the Eye's recent special report on how Britain's flagship regeneration scheme secretly turned into one of the biggest giveaways of public money on record.
➡️ www.private-eye.co.uk/special-repo...
➡️ www.private-eye.co.uk/special-repo...
Happy new freaking bloody year. Here's to the wonder that is us xxx 🥂
January 1, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Happy new freaking bloody year. Here's to the wonder that is us xxx 🥂
That cleared the head. Pub?
December 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
That cleared the head. Pub?
Happy Winter Solstice ☀️
December 21, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Happy Winter Solstice ☀️
It's almost Winter Solstice hallelujah for that. Beer gardens are just around the corner 🍻
December 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It's almost Winter Solstice hallelujah for that. Beer gardens are just around the corner 🍻
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It's hard to find the words for how disgusting this is. It completely silences girls' experiences of male violence. It fails to recognise the importance of education for prevention. It ignores the drivers of men's violence. And it's racist.
Oh and for good measure, which party cut police numbers?
Oh and for good measure, which party cut police numbers?
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It's hard to find the words for how disgusting this is. It completely silences girls' experiences of male violence. It fails to recognise the importance of education for prevention. It ignores the drivers of men's violence. And it's racist.
Oh and for good measure, which party cut police numbers?
Oh and for good measure, which party cut police numbers?
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Jeffrey Epstein & David Walliams leading all the bulletins but Kemi Badenoch knows that only men from ‘different cultures’ pose a threat to women.
December 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Jeffrey Epstein & David Walliams leading all the bulletins but Kemi Badenoch knows that only men from ‘different cultures’ pose a threat to women.
I HAVE FINISHED WORK PRAISE THE LORD #nocheesesforusmeeces
December 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I HAVE FINISHED WORK PRAISE THE LORD #nocheesesforusmeeces
These absolute beauties are off in the post today, spreading goodwill to all men (women, children and dogs) courtesy of @moderntoss.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 AM
These absolute beauties are off in the post today, spreading goodwill to all men (women, children and dogs) courtesy of @moderntoss.bsky.social
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box of cereal is like a quid more than it was six months ago but at least now disabled people can't put their own money towards a car that's nicer than the government thinks they deserve
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
box of cereal is like a quid more than it was six months ago but at least now disabled people can't put their own money towards a car that's nicer than the government thinks they deserve
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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August 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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'I still believe in God but God no longer believes in me' is as prescient a statement as it ever was.
In case you don't know, November 2026 sees the 40th anniversary of the release of The Mission's album, Gods Own Medicine, and they're celebrating... www.academymusicgroup.com/events/the-m...
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
'I still believe in God but God no longer believes in me' is as prescient a statement as it ever was.
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Tees Valley mayor Lord (Ben) Houchen promised renewal. Instead, Britain’s biggest regeneration project has turned into a taxpayer-funded scandal - enriching a few local businessmen while leaving public bodies on the brink.
Watch the latest episode of Page 94, The Private Eye Podcast, on YouTube.
Watch the latest episode of Page 94, The Private Eye Podcast, on YouTube.
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Tees Valley mayor Lord (Ben) Houchen promised renewal. Instead, Britain’s biggest regeneration project has turned into a taxpayer-funded scandal - enriching a few local businessmen while leaving public bodies on the brink.
Watch the latest episode of Page 94, The Private Eye Podcast, on YouTube.
Watch the latest episode of Page 94, The Private Eye Podcast, on YouTube.
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One of the things you learn sooner or later if you deal with all ages of the public is that while lovely little old ladies undeniably exist, there are also horrible mean bigoted old ladies and they get away with *a shit tonne* of awful behaviour just on account of not being dead yet.
That WW2 veteran who says that winning the war "wasn't worth it" for the state we are now in is just plain wrong.
Naziism was an evil that caused the deaths of millions and the systematic murder of millions more. Defeating it was necessary.
We need to stop treating every old person as a holy sage.
Naziism was an evil that caused the deaths of millions and the systematic murder of millions more. Defeating it was necessary.
We need to stop treating every old person as a holy sage.
November 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
One of the things you learn sooner or later if you deal with all ages of the public is that while lovely little old ladies undeniably exist, there are also horrible mean bigoted old ladies and they get away with *a shit tonne* of awful behaviour just on account of not being dead yet.
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Middlesbrough remains the local authority with the highest proportion of most deprived neighbourhoods in England | Peter Morris
Houchen’s deprivation failure exposed – official
Middlesbrough remains the local authority with the highest proportion of most deprived neighbourhoods in England
northeastbylines.co.uk
November 3, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Middlesbrough remains the local authority with the highest proportion of most deprived neighbourhoods in England | Peter Morris