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Doe-eyed assassin
@lillyfromschool.bsky.social
Researcher. C- & K-drama aficionado. Masters graduate in Development Politics. She/her. Free 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩🇸🇸
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Chotiner 2-for-1 special
October 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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my Slack wrapped says that I only sent 12 messages that gave HR cause for concern this year

all 12 said “I am going to kill myself on this Zoom meeting”
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Colleagues: What are your hobbies?

@keeganleech.co.za answering for me: kdramas… and internet drama

Me, feeling seen:
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Now THAT’S a war fighter!!!!
This used to be my signature look, I need to bring it back 💋
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This used to be my signature look, I need to bring it back 💋
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“God doesn’t make mistakes”

Me after seeing and learning about the tarsier:
a man in a striped shirt sits at a table with a netflix logo
Alt: a man in a striped shirt sits at a table, holding a glass, while looking sceptical
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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“At ChatGPT we meet all your needs, like helping you shop for a stroller while we write your suicide note”
November 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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calling my local hospital to see if they have any Black Friday specials
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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I moaned.
November 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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idk not to mention how very nuanced and normal the actual response here was
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
That essay was so hard to read. Not just cuz it’s bigoted and the student thinks bullying to enforce gender norms is okay. But also cuz the writing and sentence structure was at a grade 6 level ☹️💔
December 1, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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i’m going to fuck your mom and finally give her something to be proud of
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Graaaace 😭🤣
i’m going to fuck your mom and finally give her something to be proud of
December 1, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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joining the war on AI on the side of bong joon ho
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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buddy comedy starring her and lucy liu NOW,
This should be a new fairy tale
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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i need help.

my best friend of 15 yrs is drowning. she has NEVER directly asked me for help before. i feel useless bc i live over 1000 miles away & my resources are limited.

this girl is my other half. please help me take some weight off her shoulders.

ca: $smiiileykylie
v: KylieLGrove
September 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Your honour, I have evidence that proves that my client WAS feeling fly like a G6 at the time of the incidence
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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life is like a dirty asshole. we know it’s gonna get dirty again, yet we continue to wipe. in this essay I will
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM