Local Deity
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formerly Joseph_Kickass on the other site
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Kind of obsessed with my 11-year-old's drawing of a black hole barfing out a rainbow and creating the earth.
February 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Kind of obsessed with my 11-year-old's drawing of a black hole barfing out a rainbow and creating the earth.
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“But what do you want Democrats to do….”
I don’t know stuff like this?
I don’t know stuff like this?
NEW: Letitia James, the New York attorney general, announced that her office will deploy "legal observers" to document ICE activity in NY.
Her office says the effort is the first of its kind by an AG.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/03/n...
Her office says the effort is the first of its kind by an AG.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/03/n...
New York Attorney General to Deploy Observers to Document ICE Raids
www.nytimes.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:21 AM
“But what do you want Democrats to do….”
I don’t know stuff like this?
I don’t know stuff like this?
Shitposter who failed biology retweeting this:
I should call her 😈
I should call her 😈
February 4, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Shitposter who failed biology retweeting this:
I should call her 😈
I should call her 😈
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Five-year-old me: Oooh, that Batman cartoon! What adventures will he go on today?
*the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them*
Me: Oh. Huh.
*the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them*
Me: Oh. Huh.
February 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Five-year-old me: Oooh, that Batman cartoon! What adventures will he go on today?
*the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them*
Me: Oh. Huh.
*the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them*
Me: Oh. Huh.
My dad has brought up Edge Of Tomorrow on two consecutive phone calls so I’m submitting it for inclusion in the Dad Canon
What’s everyone’s favorite dad movie
Trying to do a daily dumb little prompt to not think about The Horrors
February 4, 2026 at 10:08 AM
My dad has brought up Edge Of Tomorrow on two consecutive phone calls so I’m submitting it for inclusion in the Dad Canon
Sly And The Family Stone loved long titles:
I Want To Take You Higher
You Can Make It If You Try
If You Want Me To Stay
If It Were Left Up To Me
Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)
I Want To Take You Higher
You Can Make It If You Try
If You Want Me To Stay
If It Were Left Up To Me
Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Sly And The Family Stone loved long titles:
I Want To Take You Higher
You Can Make It If You Try
If You Want Me To Stay
If It Were Left Up To Me
Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)
I Want To Take You Higher
You Can Make It If You Try
If You Want Me To Stay
If It Were Left Up To Me
Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)
Gonna be honest I thought King Vidor was a Dragonball Z character
February 3, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Gonna be honest I thought King Vidor was a Dragonball Z character
Perhaps the most disturbing thing about the Epstein files is learning which of your “friends” spell it as ”Jeffery”
February 3, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Perhaps the most disturbing thing about the Epstein files is learning which of your “friends” spell it as ”Jeffery”
just imagined spending years and millions of dollars to clone a version of Flaco the NYC that is resistant to rat poison and communicable bird diseases just to release him in the park and immediately get pancaked by an MTA bus
February 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
just imagined spending years and millions of dollars to clone a version of Flaco the NYC that is resistant to rat poison and communicable bird diseases just to release him in the park and immediately get pancaked by an MTA bus
I feel like spending literally all of my meager adolescent income on buying music is pretty alien to kids today
February 2, 2026 at 11:37 AM
I feel like spending literally all of my meager adolescent income on buying music is pretty alien to kids today
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what a whirlwind of a performer. RIP, Catherine O'Hara
January 30, 2026 at 6:51 PM
what a whirlwind of a performer. RIP, Catherine O'Hara
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Dan McQuade, 1983–2026: defector.com/dan-mcquade-...
Dan McQuade, 1983–2026 | Defector
Dan McQuade, our friend and colleague, died this week at the age of 43. He is survived by his wife and young son. At the end of 2024, Dan was diagnosed with neuroendocrine cancer. The news of his…
defector.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Dan McQuade, 1983–2026: defector.com/dan-mcquade-...
Interesting bit of trivia: tattoo ink collects in lymph nodes so if you have a tattoo, then the nearest lymph node is also stained with the same color(s)
January 28, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Interesting bit of trivia: tattoo ink collects in lymph nodes so if you have a tattoo, then the nearest lymph node is also stained with the same color(s)
Great cover but this looks more like Dale Cooper than Cary Grant
January 28, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Great cover but this looks more like Dale Cooper than Cary Grant
I’ve been reading Persian mythology stories to my kid and really enjoying it. The Serpent King is a great character. one of the great Persian kings got so powerful he basically captured the devil and rode him around like a horse
January 28, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I’ve been reading Persian mythology stories to my kid and really enjoying it. The Serpent King is a great character. one of the great Persian kings got so powerful he basically captured the devil and rode him around like a horse
I've never watch Shark Tank before but it's always on at the gym. Why is every other contestant a guy in his 40s-50s trying to look 25? Is this how older dudes look in LA?
January 27, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I've never watch Shark Tank before but it's always on at the gym. Why is every other contestant a guy in his 40s-50s trying to look 25? Is this how older dudes look in LA?
Wake Up Dead Man was as good as everyone said. Funny, compelling, and one of the best films about faith in years
January 25, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Wake Up Dead Man was as good as everyone said. Funny, compelling, and one of the best films about faith in years
My wife was like lol why do people buy all this stuff just for a snow storm then went ahead and bought enough pastries to kill a French family
January 23, 2026 at 9:50 PM
My wife was like lol why do people buy all this stuff just for a snow storm then went ahead and bought enough pastries to kill a French family
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Photo by Todd Heisler for the New York Times.
January 22, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Photo by Todd Heisler for the New York Times.
Is it possible to buy stock in sexual entendres
Nigella Lawson to replace Prue Leith on BBC's Great British Bake Off
#Oxon #Oxfordshire
🔗: https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/...
#Oxon #Oxfordshire
🔗: https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/...
Nigella Lawson to replace Prue Leith on BBC's Great British Bake Off
Oxford University graduate and TV cook Nigella Lawson is set to replace Cotswolds star Dame Prue Leith on Channel 4's Great British Bake Off.
www.oxfordmail.co.uk
January 22, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Is it possible to buy stock in sexual entendres
English guy talk-singing gotta be one of my least favorite genres of music
January 21, 2026 at 2:42 PM
English guy talk-singing gotta be one of my least favorite genres of music
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this is basically what everyone hoping trump is dying is like on here
January 21, 2026 at 1:40 PM
this is basically what everyone hoping trump is dying is like on here
This was pretty fun
Pips is a logic puzzle where players must arrange a set of dominoes to meet the conditions of the board to win. There are three new puzzles each day — can you beat them all? nyti.ms/3YRa4PN
January 21, 2026 at 12:18 AM
This was pretty fun
That was the most shocking touchdown I’ve ever seen
January 19, 2026 at 2:40 AM
That was the most shocking touchdown I’ve ever seen
If you ever see these at the store, buy them. You won’t regret it!
January 16, 2026 at 2:58 PM
If you ever see these at the store, buy them. You won’t regret it!