Logan Schmitt
@loganschmitt.bsky.social
Illustrator from Wheeling, West Virginia. Woodland esoterica and officially licensed gigposters.
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www.loganschmitt.com
Drums for Stone Church Video 🌿🍄🦉🌲🌕
www.loganschmitt.com
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Logan Schmitt
@loganschmitt.bsky.social
· Dec 20
Hey y’all, if you enjoy talking about nature, art, West Virginia/Appalachia, music, old horror movies, books, screenprinting, and how we’re all being crushed by the ruling class, then we’ll probably hit it off! Andddd here’s a sampling of my illustration work
My favorite question to ask at parties is ‘if you could build anything out of the microplastics in your body, what would it be?’
February 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
My favorite question to ask at parties is ‘if you could build anything out of the microplastics in your body, what would it be?’
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Do you want your dirty deeds done dirt cheap, or do you want them done right? Hit me up when you're ready to take things more seriously
February 1, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Do you want your dirty deeds done dirt cheap, or do you want them done right? Hit me up when you're ready to take things more seriously
The doomsday clock people always look so comically disappointed, like “we tried to tell y’all, smh”
February 1, 2026 at 12:26 PM
The doomsday clock people always look so comically disappointed, like “we tried to tell y’all, smh”
Really cool species we belong to here, y’all, just truly incredible
February 1, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Really cool species we belong to here, y’all, just truly incredible
I got addicted to playing chess on my phone for a day. I’m ok now though
February 1, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I got addicted to playing chess on my phone for a day. I’m ok now though
What/where is the most Lynchian place you’ve ever been?
For me it’s a restaurant in Columbus, OH called Lois Mann’s that is full of dozens of Christmas trees and decorations year round and sells random toys at the checkout
For me it’s a restaurant in Columbus, OH called Lois Mann’s that is full of dozens of Christmas trees and decorations year round and sells random toys at the checkout
January 23, 2026 at 1:49 PM
What/where is the most Lynchian place you’ve ever been?
For me it’s a restaurant in Columbus, OH called Lois Mann’s that is full of dozens of Christmas trees and decorations year round and sells random toys at the checkout
For me it’s a restaurant in Columbus, OH called Lois Mann’s that is full of dozens of Christmas trees and decorations year round and sells random toys at the checkout
I am nowhere near mentally ready to deal with the pure hell that is the WV legislative session. It’s the most asinine time of year
January 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I am nowhere near mentally ready to deal with the pure hell that is the WV legislative session. It’s the most asinine time of year
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did a bigfoot write this?
January 13, 2026 at 2:49 AM
did a bigfoot write this?
A bottomless cup of terror
January 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
A bottomless cup of terror
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probably bc it looked sick as hell
January 5, 2026 at 7:16 AM
probably bc it looked sick as hell
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The AI industry in a nutshell...
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The AI industry in a nutshell...
Never knew Droopy’s son was named Dripple until today. Follow me for more cartoon dog lore
December 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Never knew Droopy’s son was named Dripple until today. Follow me for more cartoon dog lore
“This is that band Pissgrave I was telling you about” - me, to my wife
December 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
“This is that band Pissgrave I was telling you about” - me, to my wife
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they should invent a hull breach into the cold vacuum of space, but for sinuses
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
they should invent a hull breach into the cold vacuum of space, but for sinuses
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
A hellbender breaks the surface of a long-forgotten creek, to see for a moment, an infinite Appalachia.
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
A hellbender breaks the surface of a long-forgotten creek, to see for a moment, an infinite Appalachia.
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Something from the ol' comfort zone for the beginning of autumn
October 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Something from the ol' comfort zone for the beginning of autumn
September is just August Jr. these days smh
October 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
September is just August Jr. these days smh
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Stop shouting Nazi propaganda then
Vance: "If you want stop political violence, stop telling your supporters that everybody who disagrees with you is a Nazi."
September 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Stop shouting Nazi propaganda then
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who up refluxin’ they acid
September 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
who up refluxin’ they acid
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lofi beats to ignore the slow motion apocalypse to
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 PM
lofi beats to ignore the slow motion apocalypse to
Go lay in a hammock in the woods and stare at the sky and listen to Appalachian black metal.
September 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Go lay in a hammock in the woods and stare at the sky and listen to Appalachian black metal.
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guy creating a six nation army: surely nothing could ever compete with this
September 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
guy creating a six nation army: surely nothing could ever compete with this
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When I see people online, even in jest, suggest that people living in Republican-controlled states should be abandoned because of their politicians, I feel a deep heartache. New York CREATED Donald Trump and none of y’all are ever talk about it the way you disparage Alabama or Mississippi.
September 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
When I see people online, even in jest, suggest that people living in Republican-controlled states should be abandoned because of their politicians, I feel a deep heartache. New York CREATED Donald Trump and none of y’all are ever talk about it the way you disparage Alabama or Mississippi.
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September 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM