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If 'dusty coffee cup' were a person
Need the Rockets to learn the secrets from the Warriors on protecting Reed on defense
December 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Interesting wrinkle if Lakers lose this cup game: They'd be off for 8 days afterwards.
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I remember the Spurs went on a run like this. Their system was so perfect and every guy was locked in. They lost in the first round (either Grizz or Thunder can't remember). Perfect playoff execution for 82 is the hard part
FIFTY THREE
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Who tailored his overcoat? What a travesty
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The FO did it to themselves. Sold their draft picks two years in a row and then drafted small guards in back to back drafts.
Increasingly glaring that the Raptors are going to need another big man via trade, Jak can barely move. They can't go through the whole season like this.
December 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Raptors to start the 3rd. Over helping on Brunson three times in a row leading to easy Hart buckets. Then Jak throws it in the stands while being guarded by Brunson
December 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Raptors have been playing some of the worst basketball I've ever seen over the last week. This cup game has a good chance of being a horrendous blowout
December 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This is even cooler after watching coach Mike's vid on Wallace, whose timing is so perfect, he always gets the steal as the ball travels back to the hand on the 2nd bounce
Thunder are really struggling without SGA. They are only up 26 points at halftime after failing to convert the buzzer beating alley-oop.

No really. This OKC team is ELITE. #NBASky
December 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Raptors get bodies by the Hornets. Sicko stuff. At one point every hornets player was a 7 footer.
December 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Jazz are up 20 and not a single one of those nice looking people in the Utah stands look like they could care at all. Jeesh
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Lakers are up 20 something and I still think their defense is bad. NO should have like 25
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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I phrased the search a different way and the bot happily gave the opposite claim also as true, once again connected to a different set of semi-credible sources. Among the other issues, then, is that we are dealing with de-contextualizing tools. Information lifted from its chain of reference.
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I know just enough about football to know this would be UNBEARABLE to watch. Good god man.
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I crave for the annoying uncle who shouts about politics. Instead I have the unhinged mother with trauma who's unbearable to be around
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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When Eminem is now the role of the Paul McCartney halftime show you watched with your parents
a man wearing a white shirt and a silver jacket looks at the camera
ALT: a man wearing a white shirt and a silver jacket looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
In fairness to awful cooks, they never learned because they always had someone to cook for them and no one to show them to be interested in good food
So embarrassing to be a bad cook. ‘I made the thing that everyone is biologically predisposed to love unappealing.’ Get a life.
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
What's great about being nd is I don't even know half the time I'm supposed to care and being brown in predominantly white places no one says anything. So I just get to enjoy myself.
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This is like the elderly fellow in a movement planning meeting once. They were beside themselves hearing their idea to just tell the rep they needed to do the thing because it was Right and Good would never work in a billion years. First understand how power works and then work on change.
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Friend pointed out that most (all?) of the terrible lines from Frankenstein was because of this dumb shit.
ENOUGH 🤬🤬🤬
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Tubi has a huge collection tokusatsu. This is not a drill. I repeat. This is not a drill
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Hapless rube in commercial for AI: Gemini, what does the recipe mean by, “finish by broiling on top rack for 4 minutes”? 😩

Gemini: Amazing job on the cooking! It can be scary. First of all, an oven is like an epic car without wheels that gets hot
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Shout out the Bulls. They don't have the defense or rebounding to pull off what the Pacers did last year, but they play hard every game
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Everyone knows Markkanen is good but he's like, A++ good. Criminal to rot away in Utah
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Here is a Christmas gift months in the making: an RF rip of the greatest magic special in history. Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants, directed by David Mamet, never released on home video, sourced from an internal HBO Production tape sourced by @pulsingcinema.bsky.social: archive.org/details/rick...
December 22, 2024 at 10:37 PM
I love Marc Davis reffed games. Dude loves to argue.
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM