Steve
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Steve
@lollercake.bsky.social
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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White by name, racist fuckwit by nature.
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Vomiting pints of black blood, more blood coming out my ass, bruises appearing all over my body, and me thinking, "You know what? I'll have a little wank"
One of the absolute classic lockdown bullshit tweets.
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Am always wary of this crossing on the Western Approach Road, but yesterday took it to a new level.
At least we have speed and power limits on ebikes, though.

#TheyDriveAmongUs
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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I just find this really sad. Imagine being so certain that you need slop machines to do your work, that you convince yourself that EVERYBODY must need them.
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Israel still won’t let international journalists into Gaza.
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
What the fuck is wrong with taxi and private hire drivers on the Canongate, post 2/2.
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
What the fuck is wrong with taxi and private hire drivers on the Canongate, post 1/2.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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“I often racially abuse people, but never in a hurtful or insulting way”
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Today I learned that stalking a 17 year old girl, writing up a 400 page 'dossier' about her, falsely reporting her to the police and smashing her phone does not constitute 'harassment'.

One wonders what *would*.
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Imagine wedging your truck into this bike lane like this and thinking that is where you are supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Welcome to the UK, where minors are blocked from accessing porn but it's perfectly legal for a grown man to shout about sissy hypno porn in a minors face.
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Here is my peace plan for Ukraine/Russia.

1. Russia gets the fuck out of Ukraine.

2. Putin goes on trial in the Hague.

3. Russia pays everyone for everything.

4. Trump gets impeached, convicted, and sent to jail.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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If it's the model I think it is, 230kw across 4 wheel drive, will accelerate 2+ tonnes of Beamer to
60 MPH in a little under 5.6 secs. Meanwhile your 20kg ebike is limited to 1/1000th that power and cuts out at 15.7mph because "safety"
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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am I even awake right now?
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Yeah you think the Middle East is full of White people.
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Incredible that @support.bsky.team say that the only way to get rid of this unread DM notification is to delete my account (because I refuse to do the age verification though a third party site for security reasons).

I struggle to see what the "security measure" is here, since I can't see the DM...
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Watching this again and really appreciating anew the Bugs Bunny windup
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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This fckn dude
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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I do not use ChatGPT because I still remember when you had to go to your local at a specific time of day to listen to someone slurring conspiracy theories with utmost confidence and I will never allow Sam Altman to take that from me
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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The most on-the-money statement you’ll read today.
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Your dog is frightened of fireworks? I don't know why. The fireworks are only being friendly.
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Aye
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM