Kat
@longwayback.bsky.social
the middle of the venn diagram that is national security issues + geek culture. hellsite veteran. chaotic disaster bisexual. she/her.
(header image by a softer world)
(header image by a softer world)
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people who think the count of monte cristo is just a straightforward tale of a dude escaping a prison and revenging himself miss out on quality subplots like "the count is foiled by the power of lesbianism," "the case of the serial domestic poisoner" and "let's talk shit about italian food"
February 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
people who think the count of monte cristo is just a straightforward tale of a dude escaping a prison and revenging himself miss out on quality subplots like "the count is foiled by the power of lesbianism," "the case of the serial domestic poisoner" and "let's talk shit about italian food"
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If you want to know what 13 yo girls love… it’s the part in Ever After where she can take anything she “can carry”.
February 5, 2026 at 4:17 AM
If you want to know what 13 yo girls love… it’s the part in Ever After where she can take anything she “can carry”.
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the Swiss mixed doubles curling team is married and when their game ended the Peacock stream just showed them playing with their Curling Baby for like 5 minutes with the Olympics music playing
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
the Swiss mixed doubles curling team is married and when their game ended the Peacock stream just showed them playing with their Curling Baby for like 5 minutes with the Olympics music playing
If you're unfamiliar with Prof's annual fundraiser, other folks will be adding to the prize pool throughout the week, so follow along to see all the amazing things you could win while supporting a great cause!
I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed!
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
February 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
If you're unfamiliar with Prof's annual fundraiser, other folks will be adding to the prize pool throughout the week, so follow along to see all the amazing things you could win while supporting a great cause!
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one of the most transformational things you can do if you're feeling completely overwhelmed by the world is to start recognizing those big feelings as grief for the collective. you're grieving — we all are.
once you reframe those feelings as grief, you can treat them differently.
once you reframe those feelings as grief, you can treat them differently.
February 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
one of the most transformational things you can do if you're feeling completely overwhelmed by the world is to start recognizing those big feelings as grief for the collective. you're grieving — we all are.
once you reframe those feelings as grief, you can treat them differently.
once you reframe those feelings as grief, you can treat them differently.
"Pigs That Ran Straightaway into the Water, Triumph Of" by @themountaingoats.bsky.social
"In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3" by @coheedandcambria.bsky.social
"In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3" by @coheedandcambria.bsky.social
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 5:12 AM
"Pigs That Ran Straightaway into the Water, Triumph Of" by @themountaingoats.bsky.social
"In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3" by @coheedandcambria.bsky.social
"In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3" by @coheedandcambria.bsky.social
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Sinners... but make it Leyendecker
#SinnersMovie
#SinnersMovie
December 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Sinners... but make it Leyendecker
#SinnersMovie
#SinnersMovie
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One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
February 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
WE ARE DONE
NO MORE FAVORS 🥳
NO MORE FAVORS 🥳
update: remind me never to do favors for people ever again
also the straights are not okay
also the straights are not okay
you ever have a human interaction that makes you wonder "is it my autism talking or are other people weird"
February 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
WE ARE DONE
NO MORE FAVORS 🥳
NO MORE FAVORS 🥳
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If anybody thinks this is a joke
February 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
If anybody thinks this is a joke
one sec, texting my good friend Pertinax
How does not paying the paramilitary goon squad work out typically?
incredible, even when it's for his paramilitary fascist goon squad, trump still doesn't pay his bills
February 3, 2026 at 7:15 AM
one sec, texting my good friend Pertinax
i don't know how far up the Arena ladder this is gonna take me, but i am very proud of naming my High Perfect Morcant deck "show me FEET"
February 3, 2026 at 4:59 AM
i don't know how far up the Arena ladder this is gonna take me, but i am very proud of naming my High Perfect Morcant deck "show me FEET"
braved the iceberg lined streets for groceries and library books and now i would like to drive absolutely nowhere for at least a week plzthanx
February 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
braved the iceberg lined streets for groceries and library books and now i would like to drive absolutely nowhere for at least a week plzthanx
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My 14 yo told me today that he read Epstein was responsible for micro transactions in call of duty and I can’t tell if he’s serious or not and I hate that this is our reality now
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
My 14 yo told me today that he read Epstein was responsible for micro transactions in call of duty and I can’t tell if he’s serious or not and I hate that this is our reality now
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can u believe this awful coat was only seven dollars
February 2, 2026 at 11:32 PM
can u believe this awful coat was only seven dollars
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Trying out a new bracelet pattern and it ended up not being my color palette, but maybe it's yours? $25 and whatever's left after I ship it to you goes to the People's Bail Fund of Minnesota.
February 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Trying out a new bracelet pattern and it ended up not being my color palette, but maybe it's yours? $25 and whatever's left after I ship it to you goes to the People's Bail Fund of Minnesota.
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the problematic age gap between my oldest wip and the wip i just started......
February 2, 2026 at 4:34 PM
the problematic age gap between my oldest wip and the wip i just started......
Is anyone else looking at the Secret Lair Chaos Drop and feel like they're having a stroke
is this market research disguised as product, what is happening
is this market research disguised as product, what is happening
February 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Is anyone else looking at the Secret Lair Chaos Drop and feel like they're having a stroke
is this market research disguised as product, what is happening
is this market research disguised as product, what is happening
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The Ancient War continues
February 1, 2026 at 9:09 PM
The Ancient War continues
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February 2, 2026 at 4:51 AM
do you want ninja turtles? because this is how you get ninja turtles
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 2, 2026 at 2:53 AM
do you want ninja turtles? because this is how you get ninja turtles
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** Chesapeake Bay is Freezing Up! **
📷 Look at these drone pics of the icy Chesapeake Bay.
🧊 Also pictured -- the latest ice map from the U.S. National Ice Center; some Bay waters are more than 90% ice covered.
Many thanks to Lane Purvis for the photos, taken yesterday from above Kent Island.
📷 Look at these drone pics of the icy Chesapeake Bay.
🧊 Also pictured -- the latest ice map from the U.S. National Ice Center; some Bay waters are more than 90% ice covered.
Many thanks to Lane Purvis for the photos, taken yesterday from above Kent Island.
February 2, 2026 at 12:00 AM
** Chesapeake Bay is Freezing Up! **
📷 Look at these drone pics of the icy Chesapeake Bay.
🧊 Also pictured -- the latest ice map from the U.S. National Ice Center; some Bay waters are more than 90% ice covered.
Many thanks to Lane Purvis for the photos, taken yesterday from above Kent Island.
📷 Look at these drone pics of the icy Chesapeake Bay.
🧊 Also pictured -- the latest ice map from the U.S. National Ice Center; some Bay waters are more than 90% ice covered.
Many thanks to Lane Purvis for the photos, taken yesterday from above Kent Island.
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the theater is screening DOS Boot
January 31, 2026 at 1:44 PM
the theater is screening DOS Boot
yes, yes we do. now more than ever.
(go read Exorcism Academy)
(go read Exorcism Academy)
February 1, 2026 at 5:58 PM
yes, yes we do. now more than ever.
(go read Exorcism Academy)
(go read Exorcism Academy)
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February 1, 2026 at 4:02 PM