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Kat
@longwayback.bsky.social
the middle of the venn diagram that is national security issues + geek culture. hellsite veteran. chaotic disaster bisexual. she/her.

(header image by a softer world)
one sec, texting my good friend Pertinax
How does not paying the paramilitary goon squad work out typically?
incredible, even when it's for his paramilitary fascist goon squad, trump still doesn't pay his bills
February 3, 2026 at 7:15 AM
i don't know how far up the Arena ladder this is gonna take me, but i am very proud of naming my High Perfect Morcant deck "show me FEET"
February 3, 2026 at 4:59 AM
braved the iceberg lined streets for groceries and library books and now i would like to drive absolutely nowhere for at least a week plzthanx
February 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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My 14 yo told me today that he read Epstein was responsible for micro transactions in call of duty and I can’t tell if he’s serious or not and I hate that this is our reality now
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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can u believe this awful coat was only seven dollars
February 2, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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Trying out a new bracelet pattern and it ended up not being my color palette, but maybe it's yours? $25 and whatever's left after I ship it to you goes to the People's Bail Fund of Minnesota.
February 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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the problematic age gap between my oldest wip and the wip i just started......
February 2, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Is anyone else looking at the Secret Lair Chaos Drop and feel like they're having a stroke

is this market research disguised as product, what is happening
February 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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The Ancient War continues
February 1, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 4:51 AM
do you want ninja turtles? because this is how you get ninja turtles
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 2, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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** Chesapeake Bay is Freezing Up! **

📷 Look at these drone pics of the icy Chesapeake Bay.

🧊 Also pictured -- the latest ice map from the U.S. National Ice Center; some Bay waters are more than 90% ice covered.

Many thanks to Lane Purvis for the photos, taken yesterday from above Kent Island.
February 2, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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the theater is screening DOS Boot
January 31, 2026 at 1:44 PM
yes, yes we do. now more than ever.

(go read Exorcism Academy)
February 1, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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I was SABOTAGED at the Magic Pro Tour!

@dieworkwear.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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10/10 ICE protest sign
January 31, 2026 at 10:20 PM
if nobody got me, I know The Guns of Navarone got me
February 1, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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When threatened, the global elite can spit venom as far as three meters
February 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.
January 31, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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10 years of democratic backsliding so aggressive you'd be forgiven for forgetting that in the middle was a lost election then a coup attempt and then a failure to prosecute the plotters instigators and beneficiaries of the coup attempt before the aspirational authoritarians returned to office.
February 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
update: remind me never to do favors for people ever again

also the straights are not okay
you ever have a human interaction that makes you wonder "is it my autism talking or are other people weird"
February 1, 2026 at 1:44 AM
you ever have a human interaction that makes you wonder "is it my autism talking or are other people weird"
January 31, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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JESUS: Forgive them, Lord; they know not what they— {puts finger to earpiece} Sorry, Lord, I'm now being told they absolutely do know what they do
January 31, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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Bobby Kotick being implicated in the Epstein files wasn't on my bingo card for today, but my surprise is exactly zero
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
January 31, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Me, a middle aged professional: better proof read for tone and content before I click send.

The people running the entire world: lol cu n fl 4 crimes
January 31, 2026 at 4:52 PM