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Kat
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the middle of the venn diagram that is national security issues + geek culture. hellsite veteran. chaotic disaster bisexual. she/her.

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February 2, 2026 at 4:51 AM
do you want ninja turtles? because this is how you get ninja turtles
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 2, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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** Chesapeake Bay is Freezing Up! **

📷 Look at these drone pics of the icy Chesapeake Bay.

🧊 Also pictured -- the latest ice map from the U.S. National Ice Center; some Bay waters are more than 90% ice covered.

Many thanks to Lane Purvis for the photos, taken yesterday from above Kent Island.
February 2, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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the theater is screening DOS Boot
January 31, 2026 at 1:44 PM
yes, yes we do. now more than ever.

(go read Exorcism Academy)
February 1, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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I was SABOTAGED at the Magic Pro Tour!

@dieworkwear.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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10/10 ICE protest sign
January 31, 2026 at 10:20 PM
if nobody got me, I know The Guns of Navarone got me
February 1, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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When threatened, the global elite can spit venom as far as three meters
February 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.
January 31, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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10 years of democratic backsliding so aggressive you'd be forgiven for forgetting that in the middle was a lost election then a coup attempt and then a failure to prosecute the plotters instigators and beneficiaries of the coup attempt before the aspirational authoritarians returned to office.
February 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
update: remind me never to do favors for people ever again

also the straights are not okay
you ever have a human interaction that makes you wonder "is it my autism talking or are other people weird"
February 1, 2026 at 1:44 AM
you ever have a human interaction that makes you wonder "is it my autism talking or are other people weird"
January 31, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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JESUS: Forgive them, Lord; they know not what they— {puts finger to earpiece} Sorry, Lord, I'm now being told they absolutely do know what they do
January 31, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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Bobby Kotick being implicated in the Epstein files wasn't on my bingo card for today, but my surprise is exactly zero
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
January 31, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Me, a middle aged professional: better proof read for tone and content before I click send.

The people running the entire world: lol cu n fl 4 crimes
January 31, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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If you're watching this, the government is shut down.

Reporter Jacob Bogage breaks down which services are open and which are closed during the shutdown. https://wapo.st/4alk8qJ
January 31, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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I have spent fifty years rolling my eyes at conspiracy theories where all the elite rich people are in a secret evil gang, and thrillers where everyone remotely important has the same Dark Secret, and now sodding look.
January 31, 2026 at 8:21 AM
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I think it is OUTRAGEOUS that people are LEAPING to the conclusion that some our post prominent Americans are child rapists when it is EQUALLY PLAUSIBLE that they are simply indifferent to whether other people are child rapists so long as those other people can offer them access to power.
January 31, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.

But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 AM
#KatWatchesCR4 "I will never not be useful." AZUNE. WHAT A THING TO SAY
January 31, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Five classes you took in college:

- Biological Poisons and Toxins
- Knights and Samurai
- Ethnic Conflict
- Alexander the Great
- Machiavelli & Clausewitz on War

Grad School Bonus:

- Weapons of Mass Destruction
- Strategic Nonviolent Conflict
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college

- Historiography
- History of Modern China
- Bible As Story
- Arthurian Legend
- Forensic Anthropology

(Bonus: Oil Painting)
Religion and Politics in Modern Europe
Cellular Biology: The Cytoplasm
Second Year Russian
Molecular Genetics of Eukaryotes
New Testament History and Literature
January 31, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
LRS - it was definitely a fun day in my CBRN class when we learned that crowd control / riot control chemical agents are banned in wartime but not in domestic policing
January 30, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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it's never the crazy weird conspiracy theory weapons. they are poisoning you with toxins they are well-documented to have. they are beating you with ordinary sticks and shooting you with ordinary guns

the only conspiracy is how they gained legal immunity to do this
My group was able to recover a spent canister from a green smoke grenade in Minneapolis. We now confirm with physical evidence that it was a green signaling grenade.

Please don't spread rumors about hexachloroethane or nerve agents.

#PublicPreparedness #Minneapolis
January 22, 2026 at 4:12 AM