longwhitecoats
@longwhitecoats.bsky.social
if it had to, if lives were at stake, that whole shopping cart would fight a wild bear or a helicopter or the devil himself. that cart would kick its own ass -- robotmango
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why won't replicators make butt plugs
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
why won't replicators make butt plugs
anyway i forgot stuff when i packed and my Yuletide story is BEARS: DEFCON THREE and turning on wifi just to learn about a shooting in Australia is. bad.
but it is motherfucking Chanukah tonight. light some candles, pals.
but it is motherfucking Chanukah tonight. light some candles, pals.
December 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
anyway i forgot stuff when i packed and my Yuletide story is BEARS: DEFCON THREE and turning on wifi just to learn about a shooting in Australia is. bad.
but it is motherfucking Chanukah tonight. light some candles, pals.
but it is motherfucking Chanukah tonight. light some candles, pals.
speaking from a place of privilege (good home airport), the Phoenix airport sucks
December 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
speaking from a place of privilege (good home airport), the Phoenix airport sucks
need to know when @gethporno.bsky.social has seen #WakeUpDeadMan
December 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
need to know when @gethporno.bsky.social has seen #WakeUpDeadMan
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people who read and write fanfic, erotica, and romance all know perfectly well how sex scenes are crucial to character, plot, story, narration . . . it's such bullshit to see people who aren't part of those writing communities be like HOW SEX WORK??? NO ONE KNOW and getting mainstream publication
December 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM
people who read and write fanfic, erotica, and romance all know perfectly well how sex scenes are crucial to character, plot, story, narration . . . it's such bullshit to see people who aren't part of those writing communities be like HOW SEX WORK??? NO ONE KNOW and getting mainstream publication
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actually, someone (me) should write a fic where don cherry DOES exist in the heated rivalry universe
and then tag it with "period typical homophobia"
and then tag it with "period typical homophobia"
December 9, 2025 at 6:16 AM
actually, someone (me) should write a fic where don cherry DOES exist in the heated rivalry universe
and then tag it with "period typical homophobia"
and then tag it with "period typical homophobia"
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Another sporadic attempt to get people to listen to music I’ve made!
It costs nothing! It’s good to have on in the background!
youtu.be/yz0n17zbWS0?...
It costs nothing! It’s good to have on in the background!
youtu.be/yz0n17zbWS0?...
The Stormtouched
YouTube video by Asmodean Empire - Topic
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Another sporadic attempt to get people to listen to music I’ve made!
It costs nothing! It’s good to have on in the background!
youtu.be/yz0n17zbWS0?...
It costs nothing! It’s good to have on in the background!
youtu.be/yz0n17zbWS0?...
Amores Perros. truly a masterpiece of cinema. devastating. i never need to watch it again because it haunts me, and i never could watch it again because i think it might break me.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Amores Perros. truly a masterpiece of cinema. devastating. i never need to watch it again because it haunts me, and i never could watch it again because i think it might break me.
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Any "publisher" doing this is scamming you.
It’s so nuts that some indie publishers make u crowdfund ur own book tho like what service are they providing in that case
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Any "publisher" doing this is scamming you.
some sort of machine across the street is loudly farting
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
some sort of machine across the street is loudly farting
let me not to the marriage of true minds
admit impediments. love is not love
that alters when it alteration finds,
or bends with the remover to remove.
admit impediments. love is not love
that alters when it alteration finds,
or bends with the remover to remove.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
let me not to the marriage of true minds
admit impediments. love is not love
that alters when it alteration finds,
or bends with the remover to remove.
admit impediments. love is not love
that alters when it alteration finds,
or bends with the remover to remove.
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Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
The recent NYC Shakespeare in the Park production of Twelfth Night will be streaming on Great Performances for just a little while longer. I highly recommend it. Everyone was fabulous, but I was especially delighted at what brilliant physical comedians Lupita Nyong'o and Peter Dinklage are.
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 AM
The recent NYC Shakespeare in the Park production of Twelfth Night will be streaming on Great Performances for just a little while longer. I highly recommend it. Everyone was fabulous, but I was especially delighted at what brilliant physical comedians Lupita Nyong'o and Peter Dinklage are.
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romulan numerals
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
romulan numerals
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i did not make this, my publisher did as part of a promotional trot, but honestly i am so flattered they think im a steve what a powerful compliment
December 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
i did not make this, my publisher did as part of a promotional trot, but honestly i am so flattered they think im a steve what a powerful compliment
#LRP #USpolitics the list of companies running ads for ICE includes not only Spotify, but also HBO and Hulu, so time to cancel those subscriptions, I guess. Fuck.
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
#LRP #USpolitics the list of companies running ads for ICE includes not only Spotify, but also HBO and Hulu, so time to cancel those subscriptions, I guess. Fuck.
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i'm struggling today after a very bad time between midnight and 1 a.m. if you have pictures of your cute non-human animals can you show them to me please? thank you.
December 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i'm struggling today after a very bad time between midnight and 1 a.m. if you have pictures of your cute non-human animals can you show them to me please? thank you.
Write a book about America's obsession with medieval Europe and how that is being leveraged toward fascism.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Write a book about America's obsession with medieval Europe and how that is being leveraged toward fascism.
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Having a snowstorm on small biz Saturday is really gonna fuck our holiday szn, please consider buying a book for a gift (ppl in the USA) to help keep this queer little bookstore scooting along.
we are supposed to get 1 trillion inches of snow this wknd -- please enjoy a 15% off coupon code STAYCOZY at roomofonesown.com to encourage you to stay home and browse our website (and brand new holiday cat-alogggg) from the comfort and safety of home! roomofonesown.com/catalog/2025...
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Having a snowstorm on small biz Saturday is really gonna fuck our holiday szn, please consider buying a book for a gift (ppl in the USA) to help keep this queer little bookstore scooting along.
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Mamdani goes SO RED and I understand why, omg this is too much for a Monday morning!!!! (Ian Wright is an Arsenal LEGEND for my non-sports friends ❤️)
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Mamdani goes SO RED and I understand why, omg this is too much for a Monday morning!!!! (Ian Wright is an Arsenal LEGEND for my non-sports friends ❤️)
Came across this resource today: transworldexpress.org/wiki/Main_Page
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Came across this resource today: transworldexpress.org/wiki/Main_Page
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Another good similar organization is the Friends of Pine Ridge Reservation, which supports the Oglala Sioux in the Dakotas. They also take hand-made items, household goods, and books. Please take a look and see if there's something you can provide!
friendsofpineridgereservation.org
friendsofpineridgereservation.org
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Another good similar organization is the Friends of Pine Ridge Reservation, which supports the Oglala Sioux in the Dakotas. They also take hand-made items, household goods, and books. Please take a look and see if there's something you can provide!
friendsofpineridgereservation.org
friendsofpineridgereservation.org
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why am i always so tired
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
why am i always so tired