Morgan Lutich
@lorganmutich.bsky.social
podcaster and occasional thought-haver
So much in this terrible world sucks-- but new Tina Fey/Robert Carlock/Sam Means jokes can save us (or at least, me)!
It was in the trailer, so I can post one of my favorite stupid BG jokes from the show. Watch the first episode this Sunday after the Rams/Bears game on NBC!
January 23, 2026 at 9:34 PM
So much in this terrible world sucks-- but new Tina Fey/Robert Carlock/Sam Means jokes can save us (or at least, me)!
Reposted by Morgan Lutich
Every Stephen Miller tantrum and DHS recruitment ad speaks in these existential terms about "defending your culture" to elide the fact that they need people with the courage to wear a mask while interrogating a sixth grader
January 21, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Every Stephen Miller tantrum and DHS recruitment ad speaks in these existential terms about "defending your culture" to elide the fact that they need people with the courage to wear a mask while interrogating a sixth grader
Reposted by Morgan Lutich
Remembering today that having your heart broken is a necessary step on the path to becoming fully human. Whichever heartbreak is your first, it’s probably critical that a state break your heart so that you can develop a political imagination. If this is your first, I’m sorry and also welcome.
January 8, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Remembering today that having your heart broken is a necessary step on the path to becoming fully human. Whichever heartbreak is your first, it’s probably critical that a state break your heart so that you can develop a political imagination. If this is your first, I’m sorry and also welcome.
Curious to see how sS2 of Heated Rivalry will be received. Will the culture be over it already OR will we have a situation on our hands where people freak out because the show isn't rewiring their synapses and making them forget any and all pain so it's deemed to be doing violence to the viewer?
January 8, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Curious to see how sS2 of Heated Rivalry will be received. Will the culture be over it already OR will we have a situation on our hands where people freak out because the show isn't rewiring their synapses and making them forget any and all pain so it's deemed to be doing violence to the viewer?
the most instrumental thing i did for my mental health this year was journaling.
the second was rewatching GREY’S ANATOMY.
I contain multitudes.
the second was rewatching GREY’S ANATOMY.
I contain multitudes.
December 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
the most instrumental thing i did for my mental health this year was journaling.
the second was rewatching GREY’S ANATOMY.
I contain multitudes.
the second was rewatching GREY’S ANATOMY.
I contain multitudes.
Was too tongue tied and nervous to tell her that “What am I, twelve and at my boyfriend’s frat party?” went platinum in my high school theater department or that her version of “Run, Run Rudolph” on the Ally McBeal Christmas CD is my definitive version but 🥰🥰🥰
December 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Was too tongue tied and nervous to tell her that “What am I, twelve and at my boyfriend’s frat party?” went platinum in my high school theater department or that her version of “Run, Run Rudolph” on the Ally McBeal Christmas CD is my definitive version but 🥰🥰🥰
they massacred the gay hockey show subtitles
Max. It’s the one to watch if you want to never see the first few seconds of any episode because the screen is black for some reason.
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 AM
they massacred the gay hockey show subtitles
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please, tv writers, i beg you
stop making the penultimate episode a flashback that answers all my questions about how we got here
i don't care! i already AM here. these are not questions i want answered! i don't care about these flashback people! i don't want to care about these flashback people!
stop making the penultimate episode a flashback that answers all my questions about how we got here
i don't care! i already AM here. these are not questions i want answered! i don't care about these flashback people! i don't want to care about these flashback people!
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
please, tv writers, i beg you
stop making the penultimate episode a flashback that answers all my questions about how we got here
i don't care! i already AM here. these are not questions i want answered! i don't care about these flashback people! i don't want to care about these flashback people!
stop making the penultimate episode a flashback that answers all my questions about how we got here
i don't care! i already AM here. these are not questions i want answered! i don't care about these flashback people! i don't want to care about these flashback people!
if we actually get the arclight back I might become Hopeful again
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
if we actually get the arclight back I might become Hopeful again
what a picture ❤️
October 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
what a picture ❤️
Cannot BELIEVE I thought that Ashley Darby's "First-- and Last-- Second Bloom Ball" was going to be the wildest Real Housewives of Potomac event of the week.
October 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Cannot BELIEVE I thought that Ashley Darby's "First-- and Last-- Second Bloom Ball" was going to be the wildest Real Housewives of Potomac event of the week.
10 horror movies to get to know me by
😱Scream
🐐The VVitch
☕️Get Out
💅🏻Jennifer’s Body
🥩Raw
🩸Crimson Peak
🏮The Invitation
🎂Happy Death Day
🎮Resident Evil: Retribution
📹Scream 4
😱Scream
🐐The VVitch
☕️Get Out
💅🏻Jennifer’s Body
🥩Raw
🩸Crimson Peak
🏮The Invitation
🎂Happy Death Day
🎮Resident Evil: Retribution
📹Scream 4
10 horror movies to get to know me by
🦇Bram Stoker's Dracula
✝️The Devils
🍼Rosemary's Baby
👻The Medium
👫Possession
📹Lost Highway
💉Audition
🐸The Wicker Man ('73)
⚫Under the Skin
♦️The Neon Demon
🦇Bram Stoker's Dracula
✝️The Devils
🍼Rosemary's Baby
👻The Medium
👫Possession
📹Lost Highway
💉Audition
🐸The Wicker Man ('73)
⚫Under the Skin
♦️The Neon Demon
10 horror movies to get to know me by
🪡 May
🩸 Nosferatu '22
🩸 Nosferatu the Vampyre
🩸 Nosferatu ‘24
🌸 Midsommar
💀 Blood Quantum
🩰 Suspiria '77
🐝 Candyman
🐅 Manhunter
🌲 Antichrist
🪡 May
🩸 Nosferatu '22
🩸 Nosferatu the Vampyre
🩸 Nosferatu ‘24
🌸 Midsommar
💀 Blood Quantum
🩰 Suspiria '77
🐝 Candyman
🐅 Manhunter
🌲 Antichrist
October 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
10 horror movies to get to know me by
😱Scream
🐐The VVitch
☕️Get Out
💅🏻Jennifer’s Body
🥩Raw
🩸Crimson Peak
🏮The Invitation
🎂Happy Death Day
🎮Resident Evil: Retribution
📹Scream 4
😱Scream
🐐The VVitch
☕️Get Out
💅🏻Jennifer’s Body
🥩Raw
🩸Crimson Peak
🏮The Invitation
🎂Happy Death Day
🎮Resident Evil: Retribution
📹Scream 4
In the last 10-15 years, a particular slice of online fandom seems to have gotten madder and louder. These viewers only assess media through the binary lens of:
If my ship is cute or gets "enough" screentime, it's GOOD
If my ship fights or is underrepresented or "loses" to another ship, it's BAD
If my ship is cute or gets "enough" screentime, it's GOOD
If my ship fights or is underrepresented or "loses" to another ship, it's BAD
September 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
In the last 10-15 years, a particular slice of online fandom seems to have gotten madder and louder. These viewers only assess media through the binary lens of:
If my ship is cute or gets "enough" screentime, it's GOOD
If my ship fights or is underrepresented or "loses" to another ship, it's BAD
If my ship is cute or gets "enough" screentime, it's GOOD
If my ship fights or is underrepresented or "loses" to another ship, it's BAD
Reposted by Morgan Lutich
"I don't care that he's dead."
"He's not a hero."
"He's a scumbag."
"He shouldn't be celebrated."
No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd.
Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.
"He's not a hero."
"He's a scumbag."
"He shouldn't be celebrated."
No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd.
Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.
September 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"I don't care that he's dead."
"He's not a hero."
"He's a scumbag."
"He shouldn't be celebrated."
No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd.
Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.
"He's not a hero."
"He's a scumbag."
"He shouldn't be celebrated."
No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd.
Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.
Keri Russel looks at Matthew Rhys the way I look at Keri Russel and Matthew Rhys
September 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Keri Russel looks at Matthew Rhys the way I look at Keri Russel and Matthew Rhys
i held a small cat today, so it’s not ALL bad. but i won’t lie, a lot of it IS bad.
September 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
i held a small cat today, so it’s not ALL bad. but i won’t lie, a lot of it IS bad.
what’s the point in leaving twitter if this site is going to pull shit like this repeatedly? and why is it so important to people that we be polite while it all collapses around us?
It’s an absolute shame that DC fired Gretchen Felker- Martin for exercising free speech and then @bsky.app suspended her account. Every writer here should be decrying this because we have to stand up for each other! This is ridiculous.
September 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
what’s the point in leaving twitter if this site is going to pull shit like this repeatedly? and why is it so important to people that we be polite while it all collapses around us?
Reposted by Morgan Lutich
Reinstate Gretchen Felker-Martin. Caving to right-wing trolls, bots, and edgelords paves the way to the eradication of our First Amendment rights.
It’s an absolute shame that DC fired Gretchen Felker- Martin for exercising free speech and then @bsky.app suspended her account. Every writer here should be decrying this because we have to stand up for each other! This is ridiculous.
September 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Reinstate Gretchen Felker-Martin. Caving to right-wing trolls, bots, and edgelords paves the way to the eradication of our First Amendment rights.
fuck it, here’s a thread for every time i see a cute article of clothing online and find out it is for a baby or child.
September 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
fuck it, here’s a thread for every time i see a cute article of clothing online and find out it is for a baby or child.
happened to a buddy of mine (me)
Oh good I'm still testing positive for Covid. I was worried I would have to use these tickets I bought for back-to-back screenings of Master and Commander and Barry Lyndon.
September 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
happened to a buddy of mine (me)
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i keep forgetting to use this platform but it’s worth noting and remembering that jk rowling can go fucking choke
April 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i keep forgetting to use this platform but it’s worth noting and remembering that jk rowling can go fucking choke
Despite my well earned mistrust of Noah Hawley, I did have a lot of fun with episode 3 of Alien: Earth.
August 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Despite my well earned mistrust of Noah Hawley, I did have a lot of fun with episode 3 of Alien: Earth.
the moment my birthday ends, you can watch the best season of 2024
Spooky season will officially kick of September 30, when Interview With the Vampire season 2 hits Netflix. Catch up before The Vampire Lestat takes over in 2026.
Spooky Season Starts When Interview With the Vampire Season 2 Hits Netflix
Spooky season will officially kick of September 30, when Interview With the Vampire season 2 hits Netflix. Catch up before The Vampire Lestat takes over in 2026.
www.vulture.com
August 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
the moment my birthday ends, you can watch the best season of 2024