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❄️Lys❄️
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your least favorite problematique. currently neck deep in Willow, Forspoken, and Andor. 18+. minors will be blocked. they/them.
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No lies detected. #fyeahbaseball
February 5, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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People who freak out over optics, fetishes or other people’s self expression but ostensibly consider themselves leftists will NEVER have your back when it matters by the way.

Completely untrustworthy, weak pillars of community.
February 4, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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A very joyous night of laughs, books, and discussions about ND-5/Manny Jacinto hotness with @kristinbaver.bsky.social last night. Thank you all for making the Low Red Moon / Art of The Acolyte launch so great!

Plus cameos from @gmunoz6991.bsky.social and @philszostak.bsky.social!
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
me ordering Indian food: "I'm going to be so embarrassed if the guy recognizes me so well that he meets me at the door with my order again"
me when my guy is not there when I pick it up: 😢😢😢😢😢
February 4, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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Timeline cleanse. A baby giraffe was born Monday at Hogle Zoo (Salt Lake City, Utah). Photo by Kennedy Camarena of KSL News.
January 31, 2026 at 9:39 PM
if you block, it doesn't unfollow on this here goofy website so you might have him blocked and still be following
February 3, 2026 at 7:14 AM
washing pots and pans specifically so I can use them, after which they will need to be washed *again*, has me like
February 3, 2026 at 1:03 AM
me: "today was a really good day!! I got like 6 hours of sleep but I wasn't sleepy!! isn't it great!!"
[has the most detailed hallucination I've had in a long time]
me: "... motherFUCKER [hides credit cards from myself]"
February 3, 2026 at 12:36 AM
on the one side, poverty. on the other, poverty, not quite poverty but illegitimacy giving them something to prove, conquest, and... always been here

(English and German for the first and Italian, Austrian, Spanish, and Native, in that order, for the second)
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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CBS censored Billie Eilish saying “Fuck ICE” at the Grammys. Here’s the uncensored version:
I heard it all! 😂😂😂😂
February 2, 2026 at 4:12 AM
on the one hand, this makes me so so so so nervous for a very unfortunate injury. on the other,
February 2, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.
remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
February 1, 2026 at 10:40 AM
the problem with just listening to the LCS is that I don’t know who tf is on what team anymore
February 2, 2026 at 12:51 AM
frosting. doesn't really matter what kind. if I get store-bought cupcakes, I'm wiping the entire top into the garbage. store-bought cake, I eat around it. my cakes, it's only a thin layer. if you put marshmallow fluff in place of frosting, instantly garbage. stop the Big Frosting agenda
Guys, I really need to talk about something dumb and meaningless. What's a universally beloved sweet treat that you think is just mid? For me, it's meringue.
February 1, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Which means that plans to disrupt the midterms in November are going to ramp up expeditiously
Former Texas Lege reporter here. A Dem hasn't held this seat since 1990. Tarrant is the safest of red suburban counties. There is no way the TX and national GOP aren't in panic mode right now.
JUST IN: Democrats flip a red seat in the Texas Senate.

Taylor Rehmet wins against Leigh Wambsganss, a conservative activist who helped lead right-wing efforts to take over TX school boards.

With all early vote, and 95% of precincts, in, Dem up 57/43.

Trump won this seat by 17% in Tarrant County.
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
"Calm down, it didn't work" laid me out 😂
For the Simon Arish lovers of the world! I've been sitting on these for years, but figured they were still worth sharing~ #controlremedy #simonarish
youtu.be/JG2Lgt5bhQU?...
Cut Conversations with Simon Arish
YouTube video by one-berzerker dove
youtu.be
February 1, 2026 at 6:49 AM
I just throw this show on in the background all the time. these are my own baby children and I love them so much
rewatching skeleton crew again and i can’t believe i forgot how much i love these scamps 😔💜
February 1, 2026 at 4:20 AM
this is what absolutely gets me as an IPV survivor. it is that same "look what you made me do" violence on a national scale
That’s because nothing is right. You have to think like someone experiencing intimate partner abuse. Nothing will ever be right, even if they tell you what to do and you do it perfectly they will find something wrong and then they will beat you anyway.
February 1, 2026 at 3:48 AM
.... someone explain to me why I have "Higher" by Creed stuck in my head
February 1, 2026 at 3:46 AM
relevant to many of yalls interests.
February 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
oh wild, Ramadan and Lent start basically the same day this year (night of the 17th, morning of the 18th respectively)
February 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I was 10 mins early btw
we love the "I have an appointment ten minutes away at 2pm, it is currently 10:30am, I can't Do Things because what if I'm late" phenomenon 🫠
January 31, 2026 at 11:47 PM
music at this hair salon went from 3 songs from Future Nostalgia to "The Chain" so the person in control of this playlist is my favorite
January 31, 2026 at 10:34 PM
a judge straight up put "Jesus wept" on this order (and also made me cry)
Lag. The federal judiciary is catching up — this is a remarkable order, it's only three pages. I recommend reading it. I have, in all of my time practicing law, never seen a judge do anything like this:
January 31, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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damn, I actually bought this and made one but had no idea how big this was
January 31, 2026 at 4:10 PM