Classic Beauty☀️
@losthotqueen.bsky.social
Welcome to the chaos✨ ☀️ 🍉☕️🎾
Lover of iced coffee, books, & beaches
Lover of iced coffee, books, & beaches
Going back to work after therapy is a trip. Like I basically picked apart my brain for an hour and now I need to remember how to pull a report?
January 26, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Going back to work after therapy is a trip. Like I basically picked apart my brain for an hour and now I need to remember how to pull a report?
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what if I cancelled everything today and just took a 12h nap
January 26, 2026 at 3:08 PM
what if I cancelled everything today and just took a 12h nap
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A lot of the Male Loneliness Epidemic can be traced back to the fact that most cis dudes don’t participate in communal logistics.
I think @sarahjeong.bsky.social said it's because they devalue women's labor and a LOT of this Scary Logistics stuff comes from people who don't understand that basically all of the civic life they enjoy is created with the help of free labor, largely by women.
Tho I will say, in his defense, he's not the first person to be confused by how quickly the romance authors & readers can whip up finely tuned logistics out of nothing. 😂
January 26, 2026 at 2:02 AM
A lot of the Male Loneliness Epidemic can be traced back to the fact that most cis dudes don’t participate in communal logistics.
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May I interrupt the horrors to show you pictures of my sister's chickens in cowboy hats
January 25, 2026 at 1:17 AM
May I interrupt the horrors to show you pictures of my sister's chickens in cowboy hats
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Now do a follow up track called “Despair in the U.S.A”
“Party In The U.S.A.” by Miley Cyrus has been certified 16x Platinum in the US.
January 23, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Now do a follow up track called “Despair in the U.S.A”
This new iPhone update is stressing me tf out
January 23, 2026 at 1:03 AM
This new iPhone update is stressing me tf out
Wait I actually loved my new dentist 🥲 they were super nice and said my teeth look great. Last year when I went to my old dentist I was told I needed $700 worth of fillings so I’m glad I left
January 21, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Wait I actually loved my new dentist 🥲 they were super nice and said my teeth look great. Last year when I went to my old dentist I was told I needed $700 worth of fillings so I’m glad I left
At the dentist….i fucking hate dental anxiety 😭😭😭
January 21, 2026 at 4:59 PM
At the dentist….i fucking hate dental anxiety 😭😭😭
No way I just received an invite for a twin baby shower this Saturday. For twins that were born months ago. And I haven’t talked to this girl in years. And this is literally her 5th pregnancy 🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥
January 21, 2026 at 1:41 AM
No way I just received an invite for a twin baby shower this Saturday. For twins that were born months ago. And I haven’t talked to this girl in years. And this is literally her 5th pregnancy 🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥
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who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
Listen as an avid home baker I make everything from scratch with only ONE exception:
Box mix brownies are superior. I don’t make the rules.
Box mix brownies are superior. I don’t make the rules.
January 19, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Listen as an avid home baker I make everything from scratch with only ONE exception:
Box mix brownies are superior. I don’t make the rules.
Box mix brownies are superior. I don’t make the rules.
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Carol Burnett the woman that you are
January 17, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Carol Burnett the woman that you are
I love tall women
January 14, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I love tall women
I told my husband to get a mat for the new coffee bar cabinet before putting down the espresso machine and he didn’t. Now the brand new furniture is scratched down to the wood. Exactly like I said it would be.
January 14, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I told my husband to get a mat for the new coffee bar cabinet before putting down the espresso machine and he didn’t. Now the brand new furniture is scratched down to the wood. Exactly like I said it would be.
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more boobs less facism
January 14, 2026 at 12:48 AM
more boobs less facism
Scheduled a brow appointment for the first time in years. I’m so excited
January 10, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Scheduled a brow appointment for the first time in years. I’m so excited
My favorite bakery is finally opening tomorrow after taking a break post holidays and I’m so looking forward to cinnamon rolls tomorrow morning 🤤
January 9, 2026 at 6:08 PM
My favorite bakery is finally opening tomorrow after taking a break post holidays and I’m so looking forward to cinnamon rolls tomorrow morning 🤤
I have major beef with my Bose earbuds for all the connectivity issues but after borrowing my husbands AirPods I have to say the noise canceling and sound quality doesn’t even compare to the Bose. And the Bose are so much more comfortable. So I guess I’ll just suffer the connectivity issues
January 7, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I have major beef with my Bose earbuds for all the connectivity issues but after borrowing my husbands AirPods I have to say the noise canceling and sound quality doesn’t even compare to the Bose. And the Bose are so much more comfortable. So I guess I’ll just suffer the connectivity issues
Only day 2 back in office and already dealing with fires everywhere
a man in a suit and tie is holding his head in his hands
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is holding his head in his hands
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Only day 2 back in office and already dealing with fires everywhere
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I wake up and see we’ve invaded Venezuela and kidnapped its president?
January 3, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I wake up and see we’ve invaded Venezuela and kidnapped its president?
Leftover pozole for dinner 😌
January 2, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Leftover pozole for dinner 😌
Am I the only one that though the stranger things finale was garbage??
January 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Am I the only one that though the stranger things finale was garbage??
I finished the last book of my reading goal at 10:25 last night but at least I made it 😅
January 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I finished the last book of my reading goal at 10:25 last night but at least I made it 😅
Literally made my reading goal with hours to spare
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Literally made my reading goal with hours to spare