Mike
@lpoolmike.bsky.social
📍 Liverpool, UK
X refugee in the UK 🏳️🌈
Passionate about politics,science, history, amphibians, horticulture, carnivorous plants, film (esp. horror) and LFC.
X refugee in the UK 🏳️🌈
Passionate about politics,science, history, amphibians, horticulture, carnivorous plants, film (esp. horror) and LFC.
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Mike
@lpoolmike.bsky.social
· Jan 23
Just a quick message to all the lady sexbots and OF performers that keep trying to follow me or are sending me DMs. Don’t waste your time loves #ontheotherbus
Loved Heated Rivalry but aside from the plot and characters it also highlighted something I’d completely forgotten - All the Things She Said by t.A.T.u. is an absolute banger (and the Harrison cover is too) #tvsky #HeatedRivalry
a man wearing a certified banger hoodie stands in front of a record player
Alt: a man wearing a certified banger hoodie stands in front of a record player
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February 4, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Loved Heated Rivalry but aside from the plot and characters it also highlighted something I’d completely forgotten - All the Things She Said by t.A.T.u. is an absolute banger (and the Harrison cover is too) #tvsky #HeatedRivalry
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At this point players' unions should be pushing to outlaw obligations to buy based on no. of games played in loan deals.
Harvey Elliott expected to stay at #AVFC for the remainder of the campaign after failing to find an agreement on a return to Liverpool. Villa sources say no progress or recent discussions on the removal of the 10-game obligation.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...
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Elliott expected to stay at Villa after failing to agree Liverpool return
Harvey Elliott is expected to stay at Aston Villa for the remainder of the campaign after failing to find an agreement on a return to Liverpool.Villa manager Unai Emery had maintained that “the situat...
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February 3, 2026 at 12:30 PM
At this point players' unions should be pushing to outlaw obligations to buy based on no. of games played in loan deals.
Toasted Belgian waffle with Nutella and vanilla ice cream for pud tonight
wilford brimley says watch out for diabeetus in front of a man
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media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Toasted Belgian waffle with Nutella and vanilla ice cream for pud tonight
Half the fouls that get given these days I reckon could just be waved on. So stop and start
February 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Half the fouls that get given these days I reckon could just be waved on. So stop and start
Worth reposting. Utterly pointless and just wastes time
One thing I’ve never figured out is why referees regularly blow up before a corner is taken to warn players about grappling. Why? Everyone knows the rules. Just let the corner be taken and give any foul/penalty that arises. That extra stoppage and chat changes fuck all as far as I can see.
a man in a suit says why do you keep doing that in front of a table full of bottles
Alt: a man in a suit says why do you keep doing that in front of a table full of bottles
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February 3, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Worth reposting. Utterly pointless and just wastes time
Oh joy it’s the charisma powerhouses that are Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon on commentary this evening
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a wooden wall .
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media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Oh joy it’s the charisma powerhouses that are Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon on commentary this evening
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Following the Greenland crisis, Britons increasingly opt to prioritise protecting Europe's autonomy over preserving the US-Europe alliance
Preserve European autonomy: 53% (+9 from 16-17 Jan)
Preserve US-Europe alliance: 23% (-7)
yougov.co.uk/politics/art...
Preserve European autonomy: 53% (+9 from 16-17 Jan)
Preserve US-Europe alliance: 23% (-7)
yougov.co.uk/politics/art...
February 3, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Following the Greenland crisis, Britons increasingly opt to prioritise protecting Europe's autonomy over preserving the US-Europe alliance
Preserve European autonomy: 53% (+9 from 16-17 Jan)
Preserve US-Europe alliance: 23% (-7)
yougov.co.uk/politics/art...
Preserve European autonomy: 53% (+9 from 16-17 Jan)
Preserve US-Europe alliance: 23% (-7)
yougov.co.uk/politics/art...
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Three rules in FBI firearm training:
1. Always point your weapon downrange
2. Do not point your weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot
3. Don’t put your finger on the trigger unless you intend to shoot
Guns are not for threatening compliance for unarmed people doing things you don’t like
1. Always point your weapon downrange
2. Do not point your weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot
3. Don’t put your finger on the trigger unless you intend to shoot
Guns are not for threatening compliance for unarmed people doing things you don’t like
happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
February 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Three rules in FBI firearm training:
1. Always point your weapon downrange
2. Do not point your weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot
3. Don’t put your finger on the trigger unless you intend to shoot
Guns are not for threatening compliance for unarmed people doing things you don’t like
1. Always point your weapon downrange
2. Do not point your weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot
3. Don’t put your finger on the trigger unless you intend to shoot
Guns are not for threatening compliance for unarmed people doing things you don’t like
Used to love David Starkey’s documentaries about Kings and Queens and was watching one yesterday on YouTube that I came across that was posted on his own channel. Made the mistake of clicking on it to see what other videos he’s posted… he’s took a turn from Henry VIII and Bloody Mary…
a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone with the words rightwing talk behind him
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone with the words rightwing talk behind him
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Used to love David Starkey’s documentaries about Kings and Queens and was watching one yesterday on YouTube that I came across that was posted on his own channel. Made the mistake of clicking on it to see what other videos he’s posted… he’s took a turn from Henry VIII and Bloody Mary…
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Peter Mandelson embroiled in scandal on Groundhog Day. Apt.
February 2, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Peter Mandelson embroiled in scandal on Groundhog Day. Apt.
Using a gif or video give everyone a sneak peek at your flirting technique
February 3, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Using a gif or video give everyone a sneak peek at your flirting technique
Nicky Minaj has gone absolutely batshit insane I see
a woman is sitting in a chair holding a cell phone .
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media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Nicky Minaj has gone absolutely batshit insane I see
It’s absolutely amazing that Sky Sports actually pays Ashley Williams and Michael Dawson to speak. I’ve just had the misfortune to listen to their thoughts for 5 minutes and would’ve paid a substantial sum for them to shut the fuck up
snoop dogg is wearing glasses and a red turtleneck and says " it made no sense "
Alt: snoop dogg is wearing glasses and a red turtleneck and says " it made no sense "
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
It’s absolutely amazing that Sky Sports actually pays Ashley Williams and Michael Dawson to speak. I’ve just had the misfortune to listen to their thoughts for 5 minutes and would’ve paid a substantial sum for them to shut the fuck up
Well I thoroughly enjoyed the second series of The Night Manager. That finale was very intense and I didn’t expect the ending. Sets up a third series well but hope it’s less than 10 years in the making #tvsky #TheNightManager
a man wearing a suit and tie is sitting in a chair
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February 2, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Well I thoroughly enjoyed the second series of The Night Manager. That finale was very intense and I didn’t expect the ending. Sets up a third series well but hope it’s less than 10 years in the making #tvsky #TheNightManager
I don’t have a fascist bone in my body HOWEVER if I ever become the all powerful Supreme Leader there will be very severe consequences for:
- anyone associated with Mrs Brown’s Boys
- anyone associated with that PeptoBismol advert
- the family from the On The Beach advert
- Stephen Warnock
- anyone associated with Mrs Brown’s Boys
- anyone associated with that PeptoBismol advert
- the family from the On The Beach advert
- Stephen Warnock
a man with a beard is wearing a green hat
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media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I don’t have a fascist bone in my body HOWEVER if I ever become the all powerful Supreme Leader there will be very severe consequences for:
- anyone associated with Mrs Brown’s Boys
- anyone associated with that PeptoBismol advert
- the family from the On The Beach advert
- Stephen Warnock
- anyone associated with Mrs Brown’s Boys
- anyone associated with that PeptoBismol advert
- the family from the On The Beach advert
- Stephen Warnock
I bloody love Jungle. Such good songs and their music videos are always class - you can watch Will West dance for hours. Amazing #musicsky
Jungle - Back On 74 (Official Video)
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February 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I bloody love Jungle. Such good songs and their music videos are always class - you can watch Will West dance for hours. Amazing #musicsky
Out the oven but won’t be serving it up for a bit as I reckon that fruit is about the temperature of the centre of the sun
February 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Out the oven but won’t be serving it up for a bit as I reckon that fruit is about the temperature of the centre of the sun
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Amidst fierce competition, I reckon Simon Hooper is the worst ref in the Premier League. Quite apart from anything else he seems to guess a lot of decisions
January 31, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Amidst fierce competition, I reckon Simon Hooper is the worst ref in the Premier League. Quite apart from anything else he seems to guess a lot of decisions