Mike
@lpoolmike.bsky.social
📍 Liverpool, UK
X refugee in the UK 🏳️🌈
Passionate about politics,science, history, amphibians, horticulture, carnivorous plants, film (esp. horror) and LFC.
X refugee in the UK 🏳️🌈
Passionate about politics,science, history, amphibians, horticulture, carnivorous plants, film (esp. horror) and LFC.
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Mike
@lpoolmike.bsky.social
· Jan 23
Just a quick message to all the lady sexbots and OF performers that keep trying to follow me or are sending me DMs. Don’t waste your time loves #ontheotherbus
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Inspector Cushing is on it when Flemyng turns his lovely daughter Ventham into a bloodhungry weremoth. Delightfully daft with a cracking cast. 1968.
#horrorcommunity #horrorfamily #horrormovie #horrorfilm #horrorfan #classichorror #horroraddict #filmsky #horrorsky #mutantfam #horrorfam #petercushing
#horrorcommunity #horrorfamily #horrormovie #horrorfilm #horrorfan #classichorror #horroraddict #filmsky #horrorsky #mutantfam #horrorfam #petercushing
February 7, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Inspector Cushing is on it when Flemyng turns his lovely daughter Ventham into a bloodhungry weremoth. Delightfully daft with a cracking cast. 1968.
#horrorcommunity #horrorfamily #horrormovie #horrorfilm #horrorfan #classichorror #horroraddict #filmsky #horrorsky #mutantfam #horrorfam #petercushing
#horrorcommunity #horrorfamily #horrormovie #horrorfilm #horrorfan #classichorror #horroraddict #filmsky #horrorsky #mutantfam #horrorfam #petercushing
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The problem with so many of our top politicians - from Johnson, Mandelson, Farage - is that they all want to join the oligarch class. Whatever you think of Gordon Brown he is financially unbiddable www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
We owe it to Epstein’s victims and to British democracy to demand historic change | Gordon Brown
The abuse of women by figures such as Epstein, and of political power by the likes of Mandelson, must be confronted. As far as I am able, I will play my part, says former UK prime minister Gordon Brow...
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:25 PM
The problem with so many of our top politicians - from Johnson, Mandelson, Farage - is that they all want to join the oligarch class. Whatever you think of Gordon Brown he is financially unbiddable www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
On episode 3 of The Traitors Ireland and Paudie is giving me Linda vibes #TheTraitorsIreland
a woman in a white shirt says " you don 't have to be a sailor "
Alt: a woman in a white shirt says " you don 't have to be a sailor "
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February 8, 2026 at 3:39 AM
On episode 3 of The Traitors Ireland and Paudie is giving me Linda vibes #TheTraitorsIreland
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Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy
February 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy
I’ve always wanted to do a mushroom foraging course but I just don’t think I could fully trust myself even after going on a course. Wild mushrooms are lovely, catastrophic liver and kidney failure less so
February 7, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I’ve always wanted to do a mushroom foraging course but I just don’t think I could fully trust myself even after going on a course. Wild mushrooms are lovely, catastrophic liver and kidney failure less so
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My little daughter: “Wow! Look! A toddler has won TWO World Records for playing snooker!”
My husband: “That’s a foul. You’re supposed to keep one foot on the ground at all times.”
My husband: “That’s a foul. You’re supposed to keep one foot on the ground at all times.”
February 7, 2026 at 9:52 AM
My little daughter: “Wow! Look! A toddler has won TWO World Records for playing snooker!”
My husband: “That’s a foul. You’re supposed to keep one foot on the ground at all times.”
My husband: “That’s a foul. You’re supposed to keep one foot on the ground at all times.”
That’s not his handwriting
February 7, 2026 at 5:05 PM
That’s not his handwriting
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Christian Romero must be so frustrating for Spurs at times.
“Now Christian it’s going to be a tight game and we need to be at our best, so let’s keep our heads and not do anything silly”
Christian Romero…
“Now Christian it’s going to be a tight game and we need to be at our best, so let’s keep our heads and not do anything silly”
Christian Romero…
February 7, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Christian Romero must be so frustrating for Spurs at times.
“Now Christian it’s going to be a tight game and we need to be at our best, so let’s keep our heads and not do anything silly”
Christian Romero…
“Now Christian it’s going to be a tight game and we need to be at our best, so let’s keep our heads and not do anything silly”
Christian Romero…
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Caoimhin Kelleher :
"I find it a bit difficult when I hear people speaking about the players at Liverpool and performances, because I don’t think this season is even important from a football aspect for them to be honest. It’s more about them personally and mentally"
#LFC
"I find it a bit difficult when I hear people speaking about the players at Liverpool and performances, because I don’t think this season is even important from a football aspect for them to be honest. It’s more about them personally and mentally"
#LFC
February 6, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Caoimhin Kelleher :
"I find it a bit difficult when I hear people speaking about the players at Liverpool and performances, because I don’t think this season is even important from a football aspect for them to be honest. It’s more about them personally and mentally"
#LFC
"I find it a bit difficult when I hear people speaking about the players at Liverpool and performances, because I don’t think this season is even important from a football aspect for them to be honest. It’s more about them personally and mentally"
#LFC
It’s happening again. My order is with Evri. Someone in Stranraer is going to get some nice new compost bins…
February 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
It’s happening again. My order is with Evri. Someone in Stranraer is going to get some nice new compost bins…
They need to release a new version of Dante’s Inferno with an extra circle of Hell for all the bastards involved in this evil, heartless policy.
This is what Farage and his goons want for the UK
This is what Farage and his goons want for the UK
What an immigration raid looks like to a two-year-old
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February 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
They need to release a new version of Dante’s Inferno with an extra circle of Hell for all the bastards involved in this evil, heartless policy.
This is what Farage and his goons want for the UK
This is what Farage and his goons want for the UK
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Melania: The Movie
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
February 6, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Melania: The Movie
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
Got some more things I want to get done in the back garden before plants start kicking into growth, so I’ve had a look at the long term forecast for the next couple of weeks.
In summary:
In summary:
a cartoon of a man in a yellow raincoat holding a microphone with the words it 's raining sideways
Alt: a cartoon of a man in a yellow raincoat holding a microphone with the words it 's raining sideways
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February 6, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Got some more things I want to get done in the back garden before plants start kicking into growth, so I’ve had a look at the long term forecast for the next couple of weeks.
In summary:
In summary:
The White House staffer in question….
February 6, 2026 at 5:35 PM
The White House staffer in question….
That’s like hiring Fred West to do a new series of Ground Force
February 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
That’s like hiring Fred West to do a new series of Ground Force
Making bloody fried rice tonight and when I threw onions in the wok some hot oil splashed out onto my arm. Half an hour of cold water and now got a wet flannel on it. Bloody sore
a man in a blue suit and tie is laughing with the words knights of columbus that hurt
Alt: a man in a blue suit and tie is laughing with the words knights of columbus that hurt
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February 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Making bloody fried rice tonight and when I threw onions in the wok some hot oil splashed out onto my arm. Half an hour of cold water and now got a wet flannel on it. Bloody sore
Some people really don’t get sarcasm do they. Made an over the top sarcastic reply to someone who replied to me and it seems I’ve been blocked. May start italicising my sarcastic messages now
a stick figure with a smiley face and an arrow pointing to the word joke and you .
Alt: a stick figure with a smiley face and an arrow pointing to the word joke and you .
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Some people really don’t get sarcasm do they. Made an over the top sarcastic reply to someone who replied to me and it seems I’ve been blocked. May start italicising my sarcastic messages now
I want to buy a snap off blade utility knife on Amazon. Need to verify age.
Fine.
Wants name as it exactly appears on your card but won’t accept it if preceded by Mr, Dr etc so gets you to remove title but then won’t verify as the name on payment method has changed.
Going to a shop to buy one now
Fine.
Wants name as it exactly appears on your card but won’t accept it if preceded by Mr, Dr etc so gets you to remove title but then won’t verify as the name on payment method has changed.
Going to a shop to buy one now
a man in a suit and tie is looking at his cellphone
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is looking at his cellphone
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February 5, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I want to buy a snap off blade utility knife on Amazon. Need to verify age.
Fine.
Wants name as it exactly appears on your card but won’t accept it if preceded by Mr, Dr etc so gets you to remove title but then won’t verify as the name on payment method has changed.
Going to a shop to buy one now
Fine.
Wants name as it exactly appears on your card but won’t accept it if preceded by Mr, Dr etc so gets you to remove title but then won’t verify as the name on payment method has changed.
Going to a shop to buy one now
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How could I have possibly known that Peter Mandelson couldn't be 100% taken at his word, says Keir Starmer, about a man whose public nicknames include 'the Prince of Darkness' and 'the Dark Lord'
February 5, 2026 at 11:57 AM
How could I have possibly known that Peter Mandelson couldn't be 100% taken at his word, says Keir Starmer, about a man whose public nicknames include 'the Prince of Darkness' and 'the Dark Lord'
At the least she should get a prize from the International Mycological Association for services to button mushrooms…
February 5, 2026 at 8:28 AM
At the least she should get a prize from the International Mycological Association for services to button mushrooms…