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How to become a smart person:

Step one: recognize how stupid everyone else is.
Step two: recognize how stupid you are.
Step three, and this is the real clincher: actually read some fucking books once in a while.
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Ojalá nuestro propio Ejpañavisión. Cada provinicia elige a su propio mamarrachDIGOOO cantante para representarla, y que lo presente Ramón García, y que nos piquemos con cosas rollo "Ya claroooo es que siempre gana una provincia andaluza porque son muchoooos" o "ay, nadie vota a Badajoz..."
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Latest painting (acrylic on canvas)
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Según @brunnytroll.bsky.social yo solo tengo dos:

Niña emo
Viejo resabiao
Presentate con cinco arquetipos o clases de PJ #ttrpg #lodelrol

Alquimista elocuente.
Samurái introvertido.
Mago peculiar.
Montaraz, cazador o explorador arquero.
Monje erudito.
Presentate con cinco arquetipos o clases de PJ #ttrpg #lodelrol

*Mago Evocador
*Bushi Matsu
*Brujah
*Montaraz
*Nómada Sable
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Las empresas, a partir de cierto punto, se tienen que volver malvadas para poder competir y que el capital se revalorice. Esto es una prueba más de que da igual cómo nos lo vendan, no puede haber empresa buena. Las cosas no se cambian a través de elegir determinadas opciones de consumo.
Mira, los de las verduritas ecológicas monísimas.
Ametller Origen accelera les obres de l’Agroparc de Gelida malgrat dos informes contraris de la Generalitat.

Per Jesús Rodríguez
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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un ¿meme? que me ha venido en sueños y he hehco en 5 minutos con el paint #buenosdíasalosmalos
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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He hecho un meme desos jeje
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Portal is toxic yuri
October 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Alguien más camina por en medio de las calles peatonalizadas para obligar a los coches a apartarse porque esta calzada es mía ahora?
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Felicidades a Miguel Ángel Rodríguez.
Hoy es el día mundial del vino tinto, parece ser, y solo quiero recordar que el vino tinto también es una droga. Bebe o no, esa es tu decisión, pero no te engañes. Es una droga, y por eso te apetece beberlo.
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Conservatives love talking about how people are triggered bc it’s the closest they can come to the word they want to say
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"Este musgo" suena a como una mujer se referiría a algún hombre molesto y pegajoso de su vida. El novio de una amiga que siempre se pega a ella cuando intentas quedar, un hermano/padre/novio que parece pegarse al sofá para no fregar los platos...
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Gente que sabe del tema: Para dormir bien se recomienda no tomar cafeína a partir de las 16:00.

Yo a las 15:59:59:
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Casi la mitad en Castilla y León.
November 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Of course I was conflicted when I first realized my highly intelligent genius daughter was also a fiendishly cunning serial killer, but eventually I decided it is my responsibility as a parent to raise the best child I can and it is the responsibility of the FBI to capture her.
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Debemos comunicar a toda esa gente que estaba muy preocupada por su estado de salud que, lamentablemente, sigue vivo.
November 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM