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Ted Lasso’s Mustache
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“Be curious, not judgmental” Foul mouthed, left-handed, non conforming, liberal, atheistic bourbon drinker. Follow at your own peril. #flyeaglesfly
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If you continue to vote for people who have never walked in your shoes and then you’re surprised that they legislate in a way that hurts you, you’re the problem.
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If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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We know. We are. Now, we need to take it back and remind them just who's actually in charge.
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Guess I’m watching The New Muppet Show after the game.
February 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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😕
February 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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Then you are being realistic by dreaming of the things you strive for or crave and buying the things you can afford.

Great job! Perfect example of how to crush it!👍
February 4, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I don’t know why this is hard for some people but: Rejecting and opposing actions by the Israeli Government does not make a person antisemitic. They are in act two entirely separate things.
February 4, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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Whistleblower puts Tulsi on notice that he will go to Congress himself if her office doesn’t respond by Friday.
February 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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But Bezos had $75 million to spend on Melania’s vanity project.
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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Set priorities which align with your beliefs and goals.
February 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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It’s time to start blaming all Republicans not just Trump. Trump could not do anything without them.
February 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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Imagine seeing photos and videos of ugly old men raping underage girls and thinking, "I need to protect those horrible men at all costs."?

Pam Bondi is a soulless villain.
February 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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Donald Trump didn't break the political system on his own.

Our broken political system is why we have Trump.
February 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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Looks like they are starting to prove me right already. I posted an article earlier where MAGA are turning on him, as are those who work with/for him.

Let's hope that they keep jumping ship as it sinks.

Those victims need a voice and they need to finally receive the justice they deserve. 💞
February 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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This is no guarantee that it will be worn, on, or the information on it available.
Breaking:

WASHINGTON (AP) - Homeland Security Secretary Noem says every DHS officer deployed to Minneapolis is now being issued a body-worn camera.
February 2, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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This is the miscreant
February 3, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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From my experience, airports that do their own security are more efficient.
Markwayne Mullin: "I agree with what Lindsey is saying on defunding these sanctuary cities. We should pull our TSA agents out of their airports and not allow their airpot to be classified as international or even a regional hub. We should pull all of our aid."
February 3, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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Dog small has been yelling at me because dinner is late because I'm making them chicken and rice because dog large is unwell.

I just yelled 'Fuck Off Chewbacca!" at her.
February 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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Fuck imprisonment.

Arrest him and every single enabler & supporter. The trials can be in Minneapolis, Nuremberg-style. With the same outcomes.

Ahh, fuck that. Let's just lock him in a room with Renee Good's & Alex Pretti's relatives.
February 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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👇👇👇👇
February 2, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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I get the sense that many of the anti-vax politicians are fully vaccinated.
I don't know *anyone* personally who thinks this is a good idea.
February 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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I would just like to announce I feed my dogs. If u come to my house & offer them snacks or food they'll act like they've never seen it b4 like I have them subsisting via photosynthesis so just know that's not true. The sad pathetic faces are truly well rehearsed. I feed them. Don't get suckered.
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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#USDemocracy

I don’t usually have crying moments watching music awards, but Post Malone with Slash on guitar singing Ozzy’s War Pigs. My dad loved that song, because after Vietnam, he loved all antiwar songs. My nephew loved it because he loved Tommie Iommi, me, I mean fuck, it’s OZZY
a man singing into a microphone with the words in the fields the bodies burning above him .
ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words in the fields the bodies burning above him .
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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Respect. 👊
January 31, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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I want to cook food for the people close to me. Kinda wish I could right now
January 31, 2026 at 11:50 PM