Ted Lasso’s Mustache
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“Be curious, not judgmental” Foul mouthed, left-handed, non conforming, liberal, atheistic bourbon drinker. Follow at your own peril. #flyeaglesfly
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If you continue to vote for people who have never walked in your shoes and then you’re surprised that they legislate in a way that hurts you, you’re the problem.
Repurposing money to bribe the military
Giving Federal workers an extra two days off next week
Trump is desperate and scared and trying to buy love and loyalty
Pathetic
Giving Federal workers an extra two days off next week
Trump is desperate and scared and trying to buy love and loyalty
Pathetic
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Repurposing money to bribe the military
Giving Federal workers an extra two days off next week
Trump is desperate and scared and trying to buy love and loyalty
Pathetic
Giving Federal workers an extra two days off next week
Trump is desperate and scared and trying to buy love and loyalty
Pathetic
Has Trump ever said anything nice about anybody that he did t immediately give himself credit for creating?
December 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Has Trump ever said anything nice about anybody that he did t immediately give himself credit for creating?
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I don’t know who made this, but it’s spot on!!
December 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I don’t know who made this, but it’s spot on!!
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Bongino served for 27 Scaramuccis - that’s long enough to learn nothing and still feel entitled.
December 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Bongino served for 27 Scaramuccis - that’s long enough to learn nothing and still feel entitled.
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January 6 was like a much dumber version of Hitler’s Beer Hall Putsch and yet a plurality of American voters were like, Yeah, let’s give that guy the nuke codes again. An absolutely world historical debacle of societal ignorance. I’ll never understand it.
December 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Every single member of Trump’s cabinet is grossly unqualified for the role they are in. This is what MAGA voted for, to let dumb duckers like them run everything in one of the most complex countries in the world.
December 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Every single member of Trump’s cabinet is grossly unqualified for the role they are in. This is what MAGA voted for, to let dumb duckers like them run everything in one of the most complex countries in the world.
You know something we will all have plenty of after the apocalypse? Toothbrushes and toothpaste from the dentist. I don’t know about you but we have plenty here 🤣😂🤣
December 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
You know something we will all have plenty of after the apocalypse? Toothbrushes and toothpaste from the dentist. I don’t know about you but we have plenty here 🤣😂🤣
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That last sentence. 😳
Yeah. He didn't smoothe over ANY of the crazy.
I don't know who let him go on TV...but Jeeesus.
Let history dub this the "His usual dose wasn't going to cut it, so we spiked the living fuck out of it" address.
Like not a hint of white eyeball, all frying pan black pupil.
I don't know who let him go on TV...but Jeeesus.
Let history dub this the "His usual dose wasn't going to cut it, so we spiked the living fuck out of it" address.
Like not a hint of white eyeball, all frying pan black pupil.
December 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
That last sentence. 😳
I see a lot of progressives on here already making excuses why they won’t vote for this or that candidate. I don’t know how many times you all need to get bit before you understand why the Republicans keep winning.
December 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I see a lot of progressives on here already making excuses why they won’t vote for this or that candidate. I don’t know how many times you all need to get bit before you understand why the Republicans keep winning.
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Boingo bouncing.
December 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Boingo bouncing.
We need an honest to god revolution in this country. If you don’t believe or understand that you aren’t paying attention.
December 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
We need an honest to god revolution in this country. If you don’t believe or understand that you aren’t paying attention.
Failure to give the attack video to the full Senate is an admission of guilt. Pete Hegseth and the Admiral are murderers. Period.
December 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Failure to give the attack video to the full Senate is an admission of guilt. Pete Hegseth and the Admiral are murderers. Period.
One of the best nights of the year. I put the tree up and she decorated it while we watch Christmas Vacation. Happy holidays.
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
One of the best nights of the year. I put the tree up and she decorated it while we watch Christmas Vacation. Happy holidays.
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IF-THEN
I can tell that younger generations have been taught by computers. This is not a complaint, just an observation. When dealing with younger people, they will usually only address the specific question asked. No thought is given to what subsequent questions may arise from their answer.
I can tell that younger generations have been taught by computers. This is not a complaint, just an observation. When dealing with younger people, they will usually only address the specific question asked. No thought is given to what subsequent questions may arise from their answer.
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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I can tell that younger generations have been taught by computers. This is not a complaint, just an observation. When dealing with younger people, they will usually only address the specific question asked. No thought is given to what subsequent questions may arise from their answer.
I can tell that younger generations have been taught by computers. This is not a complaint, just an observation. When dealing with younger people, they will usually only address the specific question asked. No thought is given to what subsequent questions may arise from their answer.
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It seems like everyone can make the connection except for the NFL team owners.
December 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
It seems like everyone can make the connection except for the NFL team owners.
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I would just like to let everyone here know I put kimchi on a hotdog and I’m never going back.
December 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I would just like to let everyone here know I put kimchi on a hotdog and I’m never going back.
Turf needs to be banned in the NFL. That’s my whole Ted Talk
December 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Turf needs to be banned in the NFL. That’s my whole Ted Talk
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If you believe Muslims in general are terrorists or that they want to “force Sharia law on Americans” …congratulations. You’ve been successfully brainwashed.
December 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If you believe Muslims in general are terrorists or that they want to “force Sharia law on Americans” …congratulations. You’ve been successfully brainwashed.
It’s really interesting to watch MAGA contort themselves to say Trump’s statement is different than things said about Charlie Kirk. They are right but, it’s not what they think. It’s actually way worse because Kirk was a shit stirrer who got what he deserved. Reiner was a father killed by his son
December 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It’s really interesting to watch MAGA contort themselves to say Trump’s statement is different than things said about Charlie Kirk. They are right but, it’s not what they think. It’s actually way worse because Kirk was a shit stirrer who got what he deserved. Reiner was a father killed by his son
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Still in a state of shock trying to process the tragic loss of one of the most gifted men in the entertainment industry & his wife when the Embarrassment-in-Chief disgraces common human decency with this repulsive, deranged statement.
#NoWords 🤮
#NoWords 🤮
December 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Still in a state of shock trying to process the tragic loss of one of the most gifted men in the entertainment industry & his wife when the Embarrassment-in-Chief disgraces common human decency with this repulsive, deranged statement.
#NoWords 🤮
#NoWords 🤮
Trump making the horrific murder of two all about him. The man is mentally ill.
December 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Trump making the horrific murder of two all about him. The man is mentally ill.
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It works for the Dumb MAGA MF'ers!
December 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
It works for the Dumb MAGA MF'ers!
I’d like to give a preemptive #GoBirds leading up to whatever the fuck tomorrow turns into. Thoughts and prayers to all my fellow eagles fans out there.
December 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I’d like to give a preemptive #GoBirds leading up to whatever the fuck tomorrow turns into. Thoughts and prayers to all my fellow eagles fans out there.
It’s really very simple. Nobody needs an assault style weapon. Nobody needs a pistol. Hunting rifles and shotguns serve a legitimate purpose. The other two were specifically designed to kill people and serve no other legitimate purpose.
December 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It’s really very simple. Nobody needs an assault style weapon. Nobody needs a pistol. Hunting rifles and shotguns serve a legitimate purpose. The other two were specifically designed to kill people and serve no other legitimate purpose.