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Ted Lasso’s Mustache
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“Be curious, not judgmental” Foul mouthed, left-handed, non conforming, liberal, atheistic bourbon drinker. Follow at your own peril. #flyeaglesfly
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If you continue to vote for people who have never walked in your shoes and then you’re surprised that they legislate in a way that hurts you, you’re the problem.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Fine, I’ll do it. I’ll coach Penn State football
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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The 9yo put his neck pillow on Kona ♥️
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Maybe instead of committing atrocities, we could just make the rich pay their fair share and have universal healthcare and affordable housing instead.

Idk, just spitballing here.
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Then he and his legal advisor were colossally wrong and I hope they're both prosecuted. There is no statute of limitation on murder.
A top admiral is expected to tell lawmakers tomorrow that he and his legal adviser concluded that the two survivors of a boat strike in September were attempting to continue their drug run, making them and the damaged vessel legitimate targets for another attack.

www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
Exclusive | Survivors of Boat Strike Were Actively Continuing Drug Mission, Admiral to Tell Lawmakers
Adm. Frank “Mitch” Bradley, the commander of the September attack, is set to provide an account of his role for the first time in a closed briefing.
www.wsj.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Both whiskey Pete and the fat orange slob are fake strong men who have no regard for who in our military they destroy in the pursuit of their small cock replacement therapy. They both need to be impeached, tried, and jailed now.
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.

They are lying to us.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Dr Phil McGraw and Dr Mehmet Oz. Both brought to you by…Oprah!
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Whiskey Pete eWorld absolutely have ordered the Code Red.
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Kona just dropped the smelliest fart and left the office! She is FIRED!
December 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I may be an Eagles fan but at least I’m not a Giants fan because…Jesus
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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The Beast in Me on Netflix. 😳😬👏🏼
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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19 point shift is a lot
Ds don't seem to be getting what they need out of Nashville. But if the margin lands at R+3, that's a D+19 shift from 2024 -- we're not talking a wave, we're talking tsunami
again @gelliottmorris.com says behn still has a chance but damn 3 points in this district is 🦇💩
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
For the three people who didn’t hear it the third time.
For those in the far back who didn’t hear it the second time..
For those in the back who couldn't hear it the first time...
December 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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ABC: Throwing the help under the bus: Hegseth claims Adm Bradley gave the order to kill the two survivors of the initial boat strike. If Hegseth told Bradley to do it, “I was just following orders” is no defense and never has been. If it was Bradley’s decision, it’s still a war crime.
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
A couple of things:

There is no hard evidence that any of the strikes against the boats was legitimate or justified

The fact that Hegseth ordered a second strike to kill survivors elevates an already questionable decision to the level of a war crime

Hefty needs to be impeached and tried.
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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People who think like this have no business in the business of war. It's not heroic to watch someone die alone and in pain. It's not honorable to watch someone cry to their God or their mother.

We have Laws about such things.
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The trump administration is already starting to throw military members under the bus to protect themselves.

flip.it/1f9jrH
White House confirms second strike on alleged drug boat, but denies Hegseth gave the order
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said the commander of a September operation "worked well within his authority and the law" when ordering a follow-on strike.
flip.it
December 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’m no Commanders fan but that call was bullshit.
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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The face of "You're not my real dad and I'm not coming in!"
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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This was unthinkable 6 months ago.
The House and Senate are both investigating Pete’s war crimes
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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That is a great question?
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Don’t believe any of it for a second. They will “investigate” and then say it was legal and justified.

apple.news/AzuW1yy6VSsu...
Congressional committees to scrutinize U.S. killing of boat strike survivors — The Washington Post
The Senate and House armed services committees’ pledge followed a Washington Post report revealing that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered that a U.S. strike leave no survivors.
apple.news
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Politico poll shows 47% of “MAGA Republicans” say the economy is still Biden’s fault. Cultists. Imbeciles. Losers.
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Best part of the new South Park is the song about whiskey Pete set to the theme of top gun:

“Pete Hegseths a fucking douche”

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👌

Pure genius
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM