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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 1d

perhaps the curse of Billy Penn is still alive and well

perhaps there isn’t a kind and loving god after all

madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 1d

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Spooky Little Mongoose 👻 @hlmongoose.bsky.social · 1d

I said when they walked in the run that it was going to decide the game. I will say it til the cows come home - that one walk was an out and it shouldn’t have come to extra innings.

Umps calling check swings on Phillies but letting them go for Dodgers.

And i hope those announcers die in a fire.

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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 1d

Moe from The Simpsons putting his head in an oven. He’s taped a “no funeral” sign to his back.

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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 1d

ALAS POOR ORION, I KNEW HIM WELL

madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 1d

Image of the Philadelphia Eagles offense about to perform the infamous Brotherly Shove, with the text “everybody gangsta untill the Eagles line up on the 1”

madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 1d

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 1d

free baseball

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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 1d

Lurie looks like he wants to trade the whole damn team

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 1d

When prices were going up under Biden there was a constant deluge of news stories about it because the media did not like Biden and wanted him to lose. Under Trump there is not a constant deluge of news stories about coffee prices because they like Trump and want him to win

delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 1d

everything is on fire these days, sure, but how is it that 50% of all news stories are not about how I just spent $20 on a bag of store brand coffee at fucking costco

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 1d

Matt Strahm is about to pitch the bottom of the 9th with the Phillies season on the line so if any of you ever wanted to kill me with a brick, now's the time.

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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 1d

The Giants should not be a difficult opponent. I get we lost some key players, but they’re looking worse than preseason

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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 1d

Guys it might not be good to be a Philadelphia sports fan at this very moment.

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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 1d

I see the Eagles defense decided to stay home today

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James Santelli @santelli.bsky.social · 1d

NEW: Pitt Volleyball's most recent ESPN telecast drew an audience of just 59,000 viewers. That's... a sad number.

With Pitt matches on the network each of the next two Sundays, it's important to spread the word and boost those numbers. #PittBS

Tell Your Friends that Pitt Volleyball is on ESPN

Pitt's most recent ESPN telecast drew a paltry viewership number. It's on us as fans to turn that around.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 2d

Blue Jays are blasting Frank Sinatra’s “New York, New York” during their celebration

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 2d

When the Yankees get eliminated

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 2d

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 3d

Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?

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Public Citizen @publiccitizen.bsky.social · 3d

yeah okay

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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 3d

This has nothing to do with crime. This is an attempt to crush political dissent.

Never before, in our entire 250 year history, has the military or immigration agents been used like this. It's dystopian, illegal, and it should stop.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 3d

Get it now?

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madels 🏳️‍⚧️ 💦 🥩 @madkatbarbs.bsky.social · 3d

Make inhaler components fully recyclable, then. Recyclable mouthpieces, steel canisters, the works. The onus is on the pharmaceutical industry, not me or my scarred lungs, to make inhalers environmentally conscious.

CNN @cnn.com · 4d

The people who are most vulnerable to the hard-to-breathe air that comes with climate change may inadvertently be adding to the problem, new research finds. https://cnn.it/4pWQMoh

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Aarne Granlund @aarnegranlund.bsky.social · 3d

Remove half a million diesel cars, let people use medicine without guilt.

CNN @cnn.com · 4d

The people who are most vulnerable to the hard-to-breathe air that comes with climate change may inadvertently be adding to the problem, new research finds. https://cnn.it/4pWQMoh

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